Oh, god, too funny. The pairings alone are worth the price of admission. And the shadows! The "mushrooms"! Lines like this --
muttering into his tankard about sizist little hussies who'd never heard of lube Harry had grown a small excrescence of a mustache, but that probably wasn't what everyone was applauding So is Lockhart still the type of prat who doesn't tell you when he's coming and tries to aim for your lungs?"