Here's the third Monday Fic and Art Round-Up for HP Beholder

And folks, I know how hard it is to keep up with Fest reading/viewing, especially after the initial burst of first-week enthusiasm has passed, but some extremely good work is being posted, and it would be sad if those stories languished unseen (I say 'stories' because even short fic is slightly more of a time commitment than art).

*stops self before typing "R&R oR I woNt poSt aNoThEr cHapPie!*

ART (Unless otherwise noted, consider all art NSFW)

"La Petite Mort" (Fat Friar/Bloody Baron) for vissy

"It's her Tower" (Severus Snape/Aurora Sinistra) for snapesgirl

"Graveyard Fun" (Fenrir Greyback/Remus Lupin) for ponderosa121

FIC

"Taking a Chance" (Alastor Moody/Amelia Bones) for miramiraficfic

"Minerva McGonagall and the Very Long Day" (Dumbledore/McGonagall) for shocfix

"A Lesson In Wandlore" (Severus Snape/Ollivander) for fluffyllama

"Quite Some Time Since" (Pomona Sprout/Augusta Longbottom) for zephre

"Below the Belt" (Millicent Bulstrode/Dudley Dursley) for trickofthedark

"Moody Blues" (Alastor Moody/Severus Snape) for donnaimmaculata

"The Problem With Memories" (Horace Slughorn/Albus Dumbledore, with background Severus Snape/Minerva McGonagall) for alwaysasnapefan

"Memories Old and New" (Tobias Snape/Eileen Prince; Tobias Snape/Irma Pince) for xx_kerrian_xx

"Underneath The North Star And The Sycamores" (Eileen Prince/Tobias Snape) for atdelphi

"Broken Down Rapunzel" (Sybill Trelawney/Severus Snape) for shadowycat

"The Antelope and the Lion" (Aberforth/Grindelwald, also: Albus/Grindelwald) for lee_west

Note: if you missed it last week, there's some information on comment tracking for all the artists and authors here.

Tags: updates

Recipient: lyras
Author: donnaimmaculata
Title: All Things Right and Proper
Rating: R for darkish themes, language, some sexual contents and allusions to drug abuse
Pairings: Petunia Dursley/Vernon Dursley, Augusta Longbottom/Frank Longbottom Sr., Minerva McGonagall/Aberforth Dumbledore
Word Count: 24,700
Warnings: Vernon Dursley as a lust object. Yeah, I know.
Summary: During the Dark Lord's rise to power, three women struggle for their families, their love and their lives. Or, in less summer-blockbuster-y words: Glimpses into the lives of Petunia, Minerva and Augusta during the events of The Deathly Hallows
Author's Notes: Lyras, you asked for character studies, women kicking ass, plot, characters who aren't black or white, 'fade to black' rather than PWP, UST, working around canon, angst with hope. I tried to squeeze in as many of your requests as possible. Hope you enjoy!
Bonus points for everyone who spots the obscure crossover.

( All Things Right and Proper )

Recipient: bloopfish
Author: lookfar
Bonus Artist: fanlay
Title: A Fish May Marry a Bird
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Severus Snape/Firenze
Word Count: 8,800
Warnings:comedic wanking, oral, slash, sex between different orders of Magical Brethren, serious money shot and, also, this is very, very dirty.
Summary: Snape discovers an unrecognized area of erotic interest.
Author's/Artist's Notes: Many thanks to H, for reading and picking, and to D, who beat and kicked this so thoroughly -- despite finding a previously unknown area of squickedness -- that I took all her suggestions and improved it by 38%.
Bloopfish, the "pretty"and the "ugly"were reversed here by necessity, but I hope to good effect. I couldn't do Harry, either, sorry. And the kinks are all mine. Oh, forget it, don't even read it.

( A Fish May Marry a Bird )