April Fools, ![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) shellydkitty! |
[May. 1st, 2009|10:53 pm] |
Title: "Composition 1A: Pervert with Pensieve and Pickle"
Recipient: shellydkitty
Author/Artist: Fools #33 and 34
Word Count or Medium: Luna: Pen, coloured pencil, and paper; Remus/Sirius: Sculpey clay
Pairings/Characters: Luna with Remus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Warnings/Kinks: Voyeurism, masturbation, Anal-Vegetable insertion, crossdressing
Summary: Luna has a pensieve and a penchant for pickles (and creators who like alliteration).
Author/Artist's Notes: shellydkitty, we wanted to include as many of your prompts and interests as we could, hence Luna's toy. We sort of missed the request for no food!smut once we saw you listed "pickles" in your interests... If you like, we can tell you that it's not a pickle at all, just a green dildo? Oops.
Also we think there's not nearly enough anal action for girls in fandom. Fool #33 says that Sirius also doubles as a pencil holder if you turn him over, but Fool #34 defends that she wasn't sure how much his arse would shrink when she baked them so might have slightly overcompensated so he'd still fit onto Remus' cock.
( Composition 1A: Pervert with Pensieve and Pickle ) |
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| April Fools, ragdoll! |
[Apr. 25th, 2009|02:23 pm] |
Title: Bathroom Break
Recipient: ragdoll
Author/Artist: Fool #24
Pairings/Characters: Bill Weasley/Nymphadora Tonks
Rating: NC-17
Warnings/Kinks: oral, rimming, and there is sound, too...
Word Count or Medium: a bit of everything, really
Summary: All Tonks wanted to do was take a bath.
Author/Artist's Notes: Ah, ragdoll, we will have to blame you for this. I cannot draw. Really, really cannot. If only your user name was ![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/community.gif) bad_collage or awful_painting... many thanks to R for the 'beta', and to the lovely mods for giving me this opportunity and enabling me violently when I told them what I was doing…
Download from Sendspace, HERE.
Mod's Note: This is a large file and an .EXE but it is safe to open. Do not fear viruses or anything but awesomeness. This is completely worth the time it might take you to download. The run time is about 5 minutes (I think?) and it will run full screen. Be sure to have your speakers on before opening.
Mod's Note #2: Sorry, mac users. I don't know how to make it work for you? I am contacting the creator- perhaps the knowledge is there. |
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| April Fools, synn! |
[Apr. 23rd, 2009|11:51 pm] |
Title:Abuse of Power Comes as No Surprise
Recipient: synn
Author: Fool #22
Word Count: about 5,400
Rating:NC-17
Pairing(s): Severus/Harry, the briefest mention of Harry/Ginny
Warning(s): EWE, mindfuck, bdsm, noncon, intentional cruelty, blow job, glimpses of torture, sort of a cliff-hanger...
Disclaimer:any recognizable characters don't belong to me; I am just borrowing them for entertainment.
A/N Synn, you asked for Harry/Snape bdsm among other things, and I aim to please. You also asked for "dirty but loving scenes" and I fear I may have skated near the edge here. But I assure you, love is very much involved.
Acknowledgments Our Dear Mod pre_raphaelite1 deserves a medal for putting up with my whinging and excuses, and giving me copious extensions. (And a special prize for telling me "Now! or ELSE!" ) In spite of all the writerly angst this has really been fun, enlightening, and the fest a wonderful treat. I can tell you this: my respect for and admiration of writers has soared as I discovered how difficult it really is to make good fic. Writers, I doff my feathered cap to you all with much gratitude for all the pleasure you give us.
Many thanks to my helpful beta-readers T, C and C. I'd also like to thank RL friend C for her professional advice. All of you made a huge and unwieldy epic!plot-bunny (somewhat!) manageable.
Thanks to Synn for the opportunity to explore some squicky territory and really enjoy it. If the muse permits, there will be more to the tale.
( Abuse of Power Comes as No Surprise ) |
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| April Fools, gin_tonic! |
[Apr. 15th, 2009|09:07 pm] |
Title: "Chapter 24 and Three-Quarters"
Recipient: gin_tonic
Author/Artist: Fool #14
Word Count or Medium: 1 wooden box, 1 copy of Order of the Phoenix, 1 piece of glass, 1 tube of noxious glue, 1 bottle of decoupage glue, 1 beeeeeeeeellion beads
Pairings/Characters: Snape/Harry
Rating: very NC-17
Warnings/Kinks: crossdressing
Summary: Snape has very clear ideas on how to empty his "mind" every night.
Author/Artist's Notes: Well, despite having written everything but Snarry, I couldn't turn down the French!Maid Harry prompt you gave, gin_tonic; it was just a matter of finding the right medium. When my copy of OotP fell apart onto my girl's bead bins, it came to me. I'll have you know I made this while at my in-laws' kitchen table then proceeded to take the completed project to a glass shop to have them cut and fit the glass in. So I've gotten a lot of strange looks from people in the last week which means I've done something right. :P I hope you enjoy it!
( Chapter 24 and Three-Quarters ) |
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| April Fools, eeyore9990! |
[Apr. 10th, 2009|09:54 pm] |
Title: Philia
Recipient: eeyore9990
Author/Artist: Fool #10
Pairings/Characters: Percy Weasley/?? (A Weasley)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings/Kinks: Weasleycest, oral sex
Word Count or Medium: Pencil, magic marker, a bit of Paint Shop Pro
Summary: Percy Weasley loves his brothers.
Author/Artist's Notes: Oh, eeyore9990, your love for Weasleycest is well known, so I tried my best to create some for you. You'd asked for glasses!smut which I tried to work in. Sadly, my artistic talents are sorely lacking so, try as I might, Percy's glasses are clean instead of covered in Weasley!spunk. You might be interested to know that when it comes to reference photos, there are about 10K sites featuring girls with cum-covered glasses (just try googling that), and absolutely none with boys.
I have a bad feeling that Percy looks more like Dr Thaddeus Venture than himself – the pencil sketches actually are better, but I really wanted to do this in colour. When reveals are over, I'll share the original sketch if you'd like.
( Philia )
Title: Spunky Spectrespecs
Recipient: eeyore9990
Author/Artist: Fool #10
Pairings/Characters: Luna Lovegood
Rating: PG (only because of the concept)
Warnings/Kinks: Cum-covered glasses/speccy!smut
Word Count or Medium: Pencil
Summary: Boys will make passes when Luna wears glasses.
Author/Artist's Notes: eeyore9990, I felt guilty for not being able to pull off the Percy pic as planned, so I did you something a little closer to the mark. I'll leave it up to you as to who Luna's been playing with.
( Spunky Spectrespecs ) |
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| April Fools, hpuckle! |
[Apr. 9th, 2009|11:09 pm] |
Title: Come back
Recipient: hpuckle
Author/Artist: Fool #8
Pairings/Characters: Ron/Hermione with a little side of Harry/Ron/Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Warnings/Kinks:language, blow jobs, threesome, OOC Harry and Hermione, but there is a reason for it!
Word Count: 3652
Summary: Ron wants to apologize to Hermione for the way he has treated her the past few months, but strange things keep happening.
Author/Artist's Notes: My dirty writing debut, I hope it’s not too horrible. I’m already working on the art to give to you after the reveals to make up for the fic ;) Thanks so much to S for the beta, and K and S for the coaching.
( He wondered how Harry got to be so good at this, but decided there were better times to ponder such mysteries. ) |
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| April Fools, slumber! |
[Apr. 8th, 2009|12:45 am] |
Title: House ties
Recipient: slumber
Author/Artist: Fool #7
Pairings/Characters: Theo/Terry, Draco/Terry, Draco/Theo
Rating: NC-17
Warnings/Kinks: slash, tie-bondage, some nudity
Word Count or Medium: ink
Summary: draco feels that theo needs a lesson in being a slytherin...
Author/Artist's Notes: your request seemed pretty plotty, so i attempted to make a sort-of-comic. erm...liked the tie idea, obviously ;) lots of fun.
( House Ties ) |
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| April Fools, century_squill! |
[Apr. 3rd, 2009|12:07 am] |
Title: Detention
Recipient: century_squill
Artist: Fool #3
Pairings/Characters: Snape/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Warnings/Kinks: spanking, sex-toys
Medium: pencil on sketchbook paper
Summary: Harry has been misbehaving again and Snape takes it upon himself to teach him a welcome and highly anticipated lesson...
Artist's Notes: Happy April Fools, century_squill! I was going to colour this, but as I suck at doing that it looks way nicer like it is now... Thanks to D, who helped me with the creative process.
( Detention ) |
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| April Fools, torino10154! |
[Apr. 1st, 2009|07:09 pm] |
Title: Ripe Autumn Delights
Recipient: torino10154
Cough, Artist, Cough: Fool #2
Pairings: Snape/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: NWS, full frontal nudity, rimming, Snape's very much alive, as for Ginny, does anyone really care?
Medium: pencils, Photoshop
Summary: It's not only grapes that one can eat in the vineyard.
Artist's Notes: Dear torino10154, Happy Fool's Day!
It took me quite long to decide what I want to draw for you (apart from the pairing that was decided immediately). It was not the lack of ideas that stumbled me; it was the lack of talent to turn them into reality. It was by pure luck that while browsing the net I saw a pic and it all came to me. You asked for Snape/Harry, light bondage, outdoor!sex and rimming among other things. Those fit great into the idea that I had. It all came down to making it emerge on the sheet. I am proud that I could make it. While it has a lot of faults that I see, my talent only goes so far, so that's it. I hope you and all the actual artists that might be offended by my brief venture into their domain, would forgive me for the lack of good shadowing, perspective or whatever else is missing.
So, dear torino10154, have fun in this naughtiest of months and may my attempt at art make you happy.
( Ripe Autumn Delights ) |
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| April Fools, jin_fenghuang! |
[Mar. 31st, 2009|11:59 pm] |
Title: Quality Time
Recipient: jin_fenghuang
Artist: Fool #1
Pairings/Characters: Snape/his left hand
Rating: NC-17 (full frontal)
Warnings/Kinks: Nudity
Word Count or Medium: Pencil and color pencil
Summary: Snape's taking a break from the hectic life of an educator.
Author/Artist's Notes: I don't think the scanner liked the colors. jin_fenghuang, I could only work in two of your three prompts: Snape and the blackboard. Try as I might, the buttons wouldn't fit into the picture. I do hope you enjoy it…art is not my forte.
( Quality Time ) |
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| April Fools, shadowclub! |
[Apr. 25th, 2008|08:10 am] |
Title: Heat
Recipient: shadowclub
Author/Artist: Fool #25 / littleblackbow
Word Count or Medium: approx. 4600
Pairings/Characters: Sirius/Remus
Rating: NC-17
Warnings/Kinks: none... well, sex.
Summary: Padfoot depends on Moony. Moony depends on Padfoot, but how far will Sirius go to help his best friend?
Author/Artist's Notes: Thanks and kisses go out to my lovely beta! Art beta, fic beta, V, I'm so grateful! This is actually the second story I started writing for you, Shadow. The first one was just turning out to be too contrived, too long, and too weird for even me to understand. Maybe I'll clean it up and finish it later. It doesn't have butterflies or Ministry politics in it, but I hope you like it anyway.
And I am DEFINITELY a better artist than I am a writer. -_-
( HEAT ) |
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| April Fools, f13tch3r! |
[Apr. 20th, 2008|10:28 pm] |
Title: Purple Haze
Recipient: f13tch3r
Author/Artist: Fool #19 / alisanne
Word Count or Medium: Pencil, paper and Photoshop.
Pairings/Characters: Severus Snape/Luna Lovegood
Rating: NC-17 (for a tiny glimpse of Snape's bits)
Warnings/Kinks: Het (for those for whom that is a warning *g*), slightly psychedelic surroundings, sort of top!Luna. ;)
Summary: Snape was reluctant to accept Luna's invitation initially, yet despite the decor, he found it turned into a very satisfying evening.
Author/Artist's Notes: Endless thanks to my art beta who shall remain nameless for the moment. If it hadn't been for her, though, I'm not sure they would be recognizable as human.
f13tch3r, you included in your wish list Severus Snape/Luna Lovegood (dom!Luna), and this was as close as I could get.
( Purple Haze ) |
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| April Fools, sethkyne_blue! |
[Apr. 19th, 2008|09:55 am] |
Title: Happenstance
Recipient: sethkyne_blue
Author/Artist: Fool #18 / trubbleclef
Word Count or Medium: #2 pencil on 8.5x11 art paper
Pairings/Characters: Fleur/Bill with voyeur!Charlie.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings/Kinks: voyeurism, mammies
Summary: Charlie takes advantage while Bill and Fleur are at it.
Author/Artist's Notes: I hope you like it! I'm more pleased with Fleur than anything, but this has been a great exercise. :D
( Happenstance ) |
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| April Fools, florahart! |
[Apr. 12th, 2008|11:46 am] |
Title: Get Along Little Dogie
Recipient: florahart
Artist: Fool #12 / f13tch3r
Medium: Pencils on manila drawing paper
Pairings/Characters: Snape/Charlie and Dragon
Rating: Hard R or NC-17
Warnings/Kinks: NSFW due to full frontal nudity.
Summary: Snape/Charlie with a dragon and a cowboy hat.
Artist's Notes: florahart, I hope you enjoy this 'art.' I wish I could have done more for you but, alas, my imagination far exceeds my skill. :) Heh, I tried to give a bit of smut and heck, I even added the feather from another of your prompts! :D Enjoy! Special thanks to T for the scan.
( Get Along Little Dogie ) |
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| April Fools, littleblackbow! |
[Apr. 10th, 2008|10:32 am] |
Title: One of These Things is Not Like the Others
Recipient: littleblackbow
Author/Artist: Fool #10 / pre_raphaelite1
Word Count or Medium: Pencils (Reg and Coloured variety), Photoshop for background
Pairings/Characters: Sirius/Bill, Harry, Gilderoy, Remus, Severus
Rating: NC-17 for teh pron
Warnings/Kinks: Oral sex, disturbing mash-up?
Summary: One attempt at porny seriousness, two followups of zee crack
Author/Artist's Notes: Um- Yes. Well. I can't draw. But I did try! I split your request up, giving you some Sirius/Bill (yummmmmy pairing) and then the prompt of "Not in Kansas Anymore" (though that has Sirius/Bill too). My mind is a very odd place. I hope it at least brings a smile to your face, littleblackbow!
( One of These Things is Not Like the Others ) |
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| April Fools, eeyore9990! |
[Apr. 1st, 2008|12:40 pm] |
Title: Insult and Injury
Recipient: eeyore9990
Artist: Fool #1 / alexis_sd
Medium: pencils and Photoshop
Pairings: Snape/Harry, some Harry/Ginny
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Fully DH-compliant, thus spoilers!
Summary: Alone and forgotten, Snape gets another blow.
'Artist's' Notes: Dear eeyore9990, Happy Fool's Day!
I wanted very much to draw something nice for you, but it seems my imagination is capable of quite a bit more than my poor hands can deliver. I had a lot of ideas but in the end I only managed this. So I figured that I'll go for quantity, if quality is beyond me.
It was a lot of angst and twice the fun to try to draw something recognizable. I used up my favourite rubber almost completely, as I used it a hell more than the pencil. The amount of paper that littered the floor after every attempt to draw something was rather impressive. But in the end, I am quite pleased with the final result (especially the last pic), even if I do say so myself. I hope you like it too.
Dear mods, I am grateful for your understanding and support when I was fighting a terrible, and what sometimes looked as a doomed, war with Photoshop. I'm happy that thanks to you, I snatched a small victory. You have my gratitude!
( Insult and Injury ) |
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