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Drabble: In Vitro, PG, Harry, Kingsley, Severus [Nov. 27th, 2009|10:56 pm]

torino10154
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Title: In Vitro
Characters: Harry, Kingsley, Severus . . . after a fashion
Word Count: 100x6
Rating: PG
Warnings: Unexplained plot, vaguely creepy
Disclaimer: Not mine. They belong to JKR.
A/N: Originally intended for [info]snarry100 but it got weird. Too weird.

In Vitro )
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Ficlet: "The Needs of the Revolted" (Sarek/OFC, NC17) [Nov. 26th, 2009|10:56 pm]

florahart
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Title: The Needs of the Revolted
Pairing: Sarek/OFC
Rating: NC17
Words: ~800
Warning: dubious consent
Summary: The kink meme prompt was for Sarek to get tired of his people talking smack about Amanda and Vulcanishly telling them to stick it. However, as it was on the kink meme, there is sex.
A/N: I have fooled with this a bit more (largely for clarity) since posting it over there last night while I was taking a break from the more substantial fic that is currently taunting me.
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Dear My Fingers: [Nov. 26th, 2009|07:10 pm]

florahart
I appreciate your industrious hacking away at the (somewhat-past-)due fic, but some of these errors of logic and departures from expectation as you go along are a bit ridiculous.

For instance, "building" and "bukkake" (of which there is none expected in this fic) are really quite not at all the same thing, and are not interchangeable.

Pls to type what (and only what) the brain says now.

Thx,
Me.

I originally posted this at http://florahart.dreamwidth.org/1005362.html. Comments may be left here or there; you can comment there with OpenID even if you don't have an account.
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How to ruin Thanksgiving [Nov. 26th, 2009|05:40 pm]

aliciajd
As I was basting the turkey about half way through the cooking time, I noticed that my oven's clock was still set on daylight savings time. So I reset it. When I went to check what should have been a finished turkey, I found that the oven had been turned off in the clock reset process. Everything is ready to serve but the turkey...

I apologized to my family. No one said that's ok. My nephew said, "I'm really, really hungry."

I feel like an idiot. How many years have I been cooking turkeys and never screwed up?

Edit: It was the best turkey I've ever made ... very, very moist. Maybe I should write down what I did! LOL!
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Thanksgiving and a Fic [Nov. 26th, 2009|09:02 am]

knic26
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1. To all my American Friends, Happy Thanksgiving! To everyone else, Happy Thursday!

2. Somehow I was reading Reasons to Date My Dad by Al Potter, Age 9 and a sequel was born. I brought my computer to bed with me last night, so this, like 'Reasons' is a naked morning writing experience.

Anyway, anyone wanna beta? It's about 1200 words, really easy and fluffy. It takes place a couple of days after Harry and Percy announce their relationship to the kids. Leave a comment and I will allow you to read and edit on Google Docs. That will be easiest since I won't be at home today.

3. Last night I baked a chocolate cake and a strawberry punch bowl cake. If I remember where my camera is, pics will come later.

4. Time to shower and go to mom's to put the finishing touches on the holiday meal. See y'all later!
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Happy Thanksgiving [Nov. 26th, 2009|07:52 am]

torino10154
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[mood | thankful]

To all my dear friends celebrating Thanksgiving I hope you have a wonderful holiday!

Photobucket

"If the only prayer you said in your whole life was, 'thank you', that would suffice." ~Eckhart von Hochheim
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San Diego Marriott Hotel [Nov. 26th, 2009|08:44 am]

fancypantsdylan
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[Current Location |Work although not working]
[mood | cold]

Title: San Diego Marriott Hotel
Challenge: [info]snape100 challenge 309: Wikipedia, Redux I got this
Author: [info]fancypantsdylan (on LJ as [info]rage_jt)
Pairing: Harry/Severus
Word Count: 200
Summary: Harry and Severus go on holiday (awful summary but hey *shrugs *)
Rating: R
Beta: [info]katiebell_0408
Disclaimer: All characters owned by JK Rowling, I just play with them. No profit made on use of characters.




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My Son ~ Part 8 [Nov. 25th, 2009|11:23 pm]

lilyseyes
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[Current Location |A night off!]
[mood | thankful]

Title: My Son/Part 8
Author: [info]lilyseyes
Prompt: thematic_hp - Round 7 – Vows and life debts, Prompt #30. Severitus – Snape knows he is Harry’s father, but his desperate attempts to gain custody fail. He vows that even if he cannot tell Harry who he is, he will always protect his son.
Pairing: None
Rating: R for the warnings
Word Count: +/- 5200
Warnings: *Mentions of child abuse and child selling, manipulative!Dumbledore*
Author's Notes: This story took off on its own journey, choosing its own way – this is a WIP that will be updated as real life allows.
Betas: [info]whitecotton and [info]the_minx_17

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7

Part 8 )
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Sweet Potato Recipe [Nov. 25th, 2009|02:22 pm]

torino10154
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I thought I'd share my recipe for sweet potatoes with everyone. They are always a favorite at our table.

Apple Pecan Sweet Potatoes )
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Quidditch Predictions [Nov. 25th, 2009|04:31 pm]

fancypantsdylan
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[Current Location |at my work desk]
[mood | crazy]

Title: Quidditch Predictions
Author: [info]fancypantsdylan
Pairing: Harry/Severus
Word Count: 2 x 100
Summary: Harry makes a bet with Severus on a Quidditch game
Rating: R
Beta: [info]katiebell_0408
Disclaimer: All characters owned by JK Rowling, I just play with them. No profit made on use of characters.
Challenge: [info]harry100 challenge prompt 59 – Quidditch




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Being Thankful [Nov. 24th, 2009|05:46 pm]

fancypantsdylan
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[Current Location |Home at the computer]
[mood | aggravated]

Title: Being Thankful
Author: [info]fancypantsdylan
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Warning(s): mpreg, fluff
Word Count: 3 x 100
Summary: Draco and Harry give thanks
Rating: PG-13
Beta: [info]katiebell_0408
Disclaimer: All characters owned by JK Rowling, I just play with them. No profit made on use of characters.
Challenge: [info]draco100 Prompt 68: Giving Thanks




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[Nov. 24th, 2009|08:48 am]

dandru
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Title: Sacrifices
Author: [info]dandru
Team: Death Eaters
Word count: 100
Characters/pairings: Harry/Draco
Challenge: Written for dracoharry100 on LJ Challenge #141 Wand of Pleasure
Disclaimer: All characters belong to JKR. I only play. I assure you, no one would pay me.
Author Notes: Smut... wonderful smut. I blame this hilarious commentary for my overwhelming need to write about toys. ;)

Sacrifices )
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I'm currently mostly mindless ... [Nov. 24th, 2009|08:05 am]

ajatshatru
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... so I am existing mostly on facebook. These days most people have facebooks, and so - having seen this on a friend's wall there, 'm posting it here as well ...

'On Friday, Facebook will start using your photos in ads that will appear on the profile page of your contacts. It's legal and is mentioned in the fine print when you create your account. If you want to prevent this from happening, do the following: Settings, Privacy Settings, News Feed and Wall. Then...Facebook Ads, choose "No one" and save changes.'

...
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[Nov. 23rd, 2009|08:20 am]

dandru
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Title: Staying the Night
Author: [info]dandru
Challenge: Written for: [info]snape100 #309 "Wikipedia, Redux!"
Pairing: Severus/Harry
Rating: PG
Words: 100 x 4
Disclaimer: All characters belong to JKR. I only play. I assure you, no one would pay me.
Summary: Severus takes Harry on a hunt for a horcrux and Harry hopes for more.
Notes: Wiki link: as luck would have it... Zdzieszulice Górne

Staying the Night )
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Drabble: Recompense, PG-13, Severus/Harry [Nov. 23rd, 2009|08:15 am]

torino10154
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Title: Recompense
Word Count: 100
Pairing: Severus/Harry
Rating: PG-13
[info]snape100 Challenge 309: "Wikipedia, Redux!"
Warning: Reference to homophobia/verbal abuse.
Disclaimer: Not mine. They belong to JKR.
A/N: I wouldn't even believe me, but I swear this was the first thing that came up. :) Pornophobia.

Recompense )
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Enormous pile of teenyficcage [Nov. 22nd, 2009|08:20 pm]

florahart
Two weeks' worth of bridge2sickbay drabbles and teenyfics. Prompts are the cut tags. There are 21 different things here (good grief) in 5300 words.

Last week the prompts were single words.

Scotty/Gaila - Brownies (100 words) )
Kirk/McCoy - Romance (300 words) )
Kirk/Spock/McCoy/Uhura - Complete (250 words) )
Kirk/Gaila - Cartography (150 words) )
Author's Choice - Ring (Gaila/Joanna, 450 words) )
George/Winona - Dance (450 words, ouchy) )
Kirk/McCoy - Issues (125 words and Flora being a smartass and using an archaic definition) )
Ensemble - Home (Spock-centric, 250 words) )
Author's Choice - Bear (Jim and Joanna, 550 words) )
Kirk/Spock - Brief (250 words) )
Pike/Nero - Intimacy (550 words, ouchy) )



And this week, the prompts were song lyrics.

Author's Choice - I see your true colours, that's why I love you (Pike/Gaila, 150 words) )
Author's Choice - No, it's not regret, just remembrance, is all (Spock/Uhura, 100 words) )
Kirk/Author's Choice - I'm only happy when it rains, I'm only happy when its complicated (Scotty, 100 words) )
McCoy/Nero - The devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal. (100 words) )
Kirk/McCoy - It's only fear that makes you run / The demons that you're hiding from / When all your promises are gone, I'm the only one. (250 words) )
Sulu/Chekov - I am spinning and spinning but I don't think that this is the wind. (425 words) )
Pike/Anyone - A little less conversation, a little more action please. (OC, 450 words) )
Sulu/Chekov - If I knew the way, I would take you home. (100 words) )
Kirk/McCoy - I keep a close watch on this heart of mine. (100 words) )
Scotty/Gaila - Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, That all started with the big bang! (100 words) )

I originally posted this at http://florahart.dreamwidth.org/1003944.html. Comments may be left here or there; you can comment there with OpenID even if you don't have an account.
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[Nov. 22nd, 2009|12:54 pm]

littleblackbow
Here's something I did for a Holiday exchange over at Watson's Woes on Livejournal. I'm rather proud of it.


Title: Friends Only Banner
Author: [info]chibitoaster
Characters: Holmes, Watson
Rating: G
Notes: For the Holiday Wishes - Extra Wish #2:
I wish for ART: Winter - not Christmas, winter - themed Friends-only banner, blue/silver/white/grey/etc. color scheme if possible. Snow would be awesome. If using screencaps, Granada Watson(s) would be a plus.

I don't know exactly what size I ought to have made the banner. I hope you can resize it. If not, just let me know, and I'll do it. Hope you like! It was a lot of fun to do!! ^_^

Banner by request
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Six Impossible Things (Seth’s Morning List Remix) [The O.C., Seth/Ryan, 100 Words, PG-13] [Nov. 22nd, 2009|02:31 am]

lilian_cho
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[mood | *shuffle shuffle*]

1. Only sesame seed bagels left, and no cream cheese. My life, ladies and gentlemen.

2. Ate a bowl of Oreos for breakfast.

3. There’s a coffee ring stain on my X-men. I know I accidentally burned down Dad’s office, but a man’s comics are sacred.

4. Ryan kissed me to shut me up. Twice. (!!!)

5. Did a Samuel L. Jackson impression under my breath. Was sharing my bucket of popcorn, extra butter, with Ryan, when our shoulders bumped together. It was nice; not Summer-in-a-Wonder-Woman-outfit nice, but getting there.

6. Make out Share kisses with Ryan at the poolhouse.



Remix of [info - livejournal.com] theswearingkind's Sam Jackson Ain't Got Nothing on These Two (f-locked) for [info - livejournal.com] remixthedrabble. I haven't actually watched the episode on which #3 is based. One day I'll probably finish watching the O.C. Maybe. If only for more of Seth Cohen's wordvomit.

[ LJ | IJ | DW ]
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A Lucky Fluke? [Nov. 22nd, 2009|08:58 am]

fancypantsdylan
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Title: A Lucky Fluke?
Author: [info]fancypantsdylan (on LJ as [info]rage_jt)
Pairing(s): Harry/Severus/Draco
Word Count: 6 x 100
Summary: A chance encounter at a Ministry ball has these three finally coming together
Rating: NC-17
Beta: [info]katiebell_0408
Disclaimer: All characters owned by JK Rowling, I just play with them. No profit made on use of characters.
Challenge: [info]slytherins100 challenge 97 – Fluke



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Sweet Kisses ~ SS/HP ~ R [Nov. 21st, 2009|03:47 pm]

lilyseyes
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[Current Location |Getting ready for work]
[mood | bouncy]

Title: Sweet Kisses
Rating : R
Author: [info]lilyseyes
Word Count: 100
For:[info]angela_snape who guessed which [info]fall_fantasia story I'd written! The word prompt was 'bond' ~
Warnings: * Implied forced-bonding*
Disclaimer: JKR owns the Potterverse – I just play in it. No money is made from these amateur works.
Summary: The morning after At Last, A Kiss.
Thanks to [info]alisanne for the once over! *smishes you*

Sweet Kisses )
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