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[Jan. 1st, 2010|05:37 pm]
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Everybody Lies: A House M.D Based RPG
"We're Missing Something..."

NOTICE:

ATTENTION SICK AND DYING PEOPLE (That means you. We're all dying slowly.)

Good news for you. I've recently stumbled into a lack of entertainment clients and am opening my door for a rare, once in a lifetime healing miracle. If you've seen other doctors who are incompetent idiots inexperienced in the field required, I can say that you might be worth my time. All other minor sickness cases please see Doctor James Wilson. First 50 patients get a free lap dance from Doctor Lisa Cuddy.

ATTENTION LAZY UNEMPLOYED MEDICAL PERSONNEL

Due to recent lawsuits cutbacks, I am in need of a medical team. If you're at least 18 qualified to be a medical doctor, you might be capable enough to follow my order. Send in all job applications with a head shot to Lisa Cuddy, Dean of Medicine at Princeton Plainsboro.

Signed,
GOD Doctor Gregory House.

EVERYBODY LIES RPG is a House M.D/ Dr.House based RPG. We're in need of BOTH original and canon characters to play patients, doctors AND CIVILIANS. Civilians can take ANY position/job in the RPG that they want OTHER than doctors. We want a full society outside of the hospital and we need YOUR characters to do it! The RPG is currently OPEN. Please see the links for more information, and send any questions/comments to EVERYBODYLIESMOD@YAHOO.COM.

Each character has its own list of rules. Although these lists are SMALL, please be sure to go over the set of rules that apply to your character! The gameplay is simple and most of your questions can probably be answered in the FAQ section!



|Case_Mod|Everybody Lies RPG|Everybody Lies OOC|

| GENERAL RULES | DOCTOR RULES | PATIENT RULES | CIVILIAN RULES | APPLICATION | TAKEN/NEEDED CHARACTERS/ PLAYBYS | FAQ |
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[Dec. 13th, 2009|07:14 pm]
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Everybody Lies: A House M.D Based RPG
"We're Missing Something..."

NOTICE:

ATTENTION SICK AND DYING PEOPLE (That means you. We're all dying slowly.)

Good news for you. I've recently stumbled into a lack of entertainment clients and am opening my door for a rare, once in a lifetime healing miracle. If you've seen other doctors who are incompetent idiots inexperienced in the field required, I can say that you might be worth my time. All other minor sickness cases please see Doctor James Wilson. First 50 patients get a free lap dance from Doctor Lisa Cuddy.

ATTENTION LAZY UNEMPLOYED MEDICAL PERSONNEL

Due to recent lawsuits cutbacks, I am in need of a medical team. If you're at least 18 qualified to be a medical doctor, you might be capable enough to follow my order. Send in all job applications with a head shot to Lisa Cuddy, Dean of Medicine at Princeton Plainsboro.

Signed,
GOD Doctor Gregory House.

EVERYBODY LIES RPG is a House M.D/ Dr.House based RPG. We're in need of BOTH original and canon characters to play patients, doctors AND CIVILIANS. Civilians can take ANY position/job in the RPG that they want OTHER than doctors. We want a full society outside of the hospital and we need YOUR characters to do it! The RPG is currently OPEN. Please see the links for more information, and send any questions/comments to EVERYBODYLIESMOD@YAHOO.COM.

Each character has its own list of rules. Although these lists are SMALL, please be sure to go over the set of rules that apply to your character! The gameplay is simple and most of your questions can probably be answered in the FAQ section!



|Case_Mod|Everybody Lies RPG|Everybody Lies OOC|

| GENERAL RULES | DOCTOR RULES | PATIENT RULES | CIVILIAN RULES | APPLICATION | TAKEN/NEEDED CHARACTERS/ PLAYBYS | FAQ |
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FIC: Check Up 1/1 (Rated PG) [Nov. 15th, 2008|08:02 pm]

lomeinie
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Check Up
By
Lomeinie

Rating: PG
Spoilers: Season 3's Resignation
Characters: Cuddy, Foreman, Wilson
Summary: Cuddy receives a rare patient complaint regarding Wilson. Missing scene?
Word Count: 2,061

Beta: [info]bookfan85

Disclaimers: I don't own House or any of its characters since both belong to Fox and David Shore. I have made no money from this so please sue me not.

0o0

'Uh excuse me, Dr. Cuddy?'

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FIC: Skin Diving (House, House/Foreman, R) [Nov. 15th, 2008|10:56 am]

zulu
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Title: Skin Diving
Fandom: House, M.D.
Pairing/Rating: House/Foreman, R.
Length: 2000 words
Spoilers: Season four
Author's Notes: This is for [info]rawiyaparand, who prompted me in a meme some time ago. It's also for [info]coffeesuperhero's first [info]fluff_friday. A bit of betaing by the ever-lovely [info]leiascully and even more by the equally-lovely [info]shutterbug_12.

Summary: Revenge is a dish best served soaking wet.

( Skin Diving )
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FIC: Who Listens For The Wingbeats (House, Chase/Cameron/Foreman, NC-17) [Oct. 13th, 2008|06:38 pm]

zulu
Title: Who Listens For The Wingbeats
Fandom: House, M.D.
Pairing/Rating: Chase/Cameron/Foreman, NC-17
Length: 4000 words
Spoilers: Through 4.16, Wilson's Heart.
Author's Notes: For [info]ignazwisdom: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Thank you to [info]daemonluna, [info]troutkitty, [info]roga, and [info]shutterbug_12 for their beta comments.

Summary: And they'll come back to this point. They'll always come back.

( Who Listens For The Wingbeats )
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FIC: Five Times House Told Stacy He Loved Her, and One Time He Didn't (House, House/Stacy, NC-17) [Oct. 1st, 2008|03:35 pm]

zulu
Title: Five Times House Told Stacy He Loved Her, and One Time He Didn't
Fandom: House, M.D.
Pairing/Rating: House/Stacy, NC-17
Length: 3600 words
Spoilers: None.
Author's Notes: Written for [info]cryptictac, who promised me a pretty and gave me a prompt.

Summary: Um...five times House told Stacy he loved her, and one time he didn't.

( Five Times House Told Stacy He Loved Her, and One Time He Didn't )
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House Big Bang - Round Two [Aug. 19th, 2008|12:11 pm]

zulu
Welcome to Round Two of the House Big Bang Challenge!

The House Big Bang Challenge has the goal of creating more longfic and more fanart for House, MD fandom. All pairings, ratings, and genres are welcome. Round Two will be running from August 19, 2008 through March 25, 2009. Please visit, friend, or watch the community [info]house_bigbang to see updates or to follow the challenge.

The Official Round Two Timeline is here.

Writers' Sign-Ups begin August 19 and run until September 1. You can read the challenge rules for writers and sign up here.

Artists' Sign-Ups will begin in the next few days; they will be announced when the sign-up post goes live.

If you have questions, comments, concerns, etc., then please contact the mods at housebigbangmods@gmail.com!

Thank you very much for participating! We look forward to seeing you in the challenge.

Your [info]house_bigbang mods,
[info]zulu and [info]thedeadparrot
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FIC: The One Where House (Sort Of) Gets His Comeuppance (House, House/Foreman, others, NC-17) [Jul. 21st, 2008|01:07 pm]

zulu
Title: The One Where House (Sort Of) Gets His Comeuppance
Fandom: House, M.D.
Pairing/Rating: House/Foreman (House/Wilson, House/Cuddy, House/Chase, implied Wilson/Cameron, um...others?), NC-17
Length: 5200 words
Spoilers: All of the genderfuck 'verse.
Author's Notes: Not yet for [info]jessalae. Unbetaed; all faults are my own. Set contiguously with [info]deelaundry's The One Where It All Ends, and set, naturally, in [info]thedeadparrot's genderfuck AU.

Summary: Foreman, by changing back, had ruined all his fun.

( The One Where House (Sort Of) Gets His Comeuppance )
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FIC: Overture (House, House/Stacy, NC-17) [Jun. 30th, 2008|04:38 pm]

zulu
Title: Overture
Fandom: House, M.D.
Pairing/Rating: House/Stacy, NC-17
Length: 4000 words
Spoilers: Pre-canon; spoilers through season two.
Author's Notes: Thanks to [info]shutterbug_12 for the beta. Part of the Percussionverse; however, it does stand alone. Also? I CAN HAS INTERNETS. *celebrates*

Summary: "What's your fantasy?"

( Overture )
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FIC: Piccolo (House, House/Foreman, NC-17) [Jun. 12th, 2008|12:07 am]

zulu
Title: Piccolo
Fandom: House, M.D.
Pairing/Rating: House/Foreman, NC-17
Length: 5600 words
Spoilers: Through season three.
Author's Notes: Thanks to [info]phinnia and [info]shutterbug for talking ideas and reading drafts, and to [info]daemonluna for the beta. This was written for [info]hmd_rareathon, for which my largely ignored prompt was "Nobody talks so constantly about God as those who insist that there is no God." --Haywood Broun. Part of the Percussionverse, with spoilers for Strings and Brass; however, it does stand alone.

Summary: Foreman could have told him someday a patient would come after him. Anyone could have told him that. Trust House to turn a certainty into a miracle.

( Piccolo )
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FIC: There's No Such Thing In The World (As An Undo Button) [Jun. 8th, 2008|05:48 pm]

zulu
Title: There's No Such Thing In The World (As An Undo Button)
Fandom: House, M.D. (fusion with Knocked Up).
Pairing/Rating: House/Foreman, PG this part.
Length: NOW COMPLETE: 4700 words this part.
Author's Notes: You know how a lot of people say they write mostly for themselves? I think this is that fic where I write pretty much entirely for myself. Please don't expect such a thing as "plausibility" here. It has all come down to this. Thank you to [info]phinnia for helping me through a tricky spot.

Summary: A one-night stand leads to something not really intended by nature.

Cover Art, Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13, Part 14

( There's No Such Thing In The World (As An Undo Button), Part 15 )
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Speed [Jun. 7th, 2008|01:39 am]
nekocat
Title Speed
Rating PG-13
Characters Amber (plus a cameo by Cristina of Grey's Anatomy)
Word Count 300
Spoilers None
Summary The drugs are a tool like any, and she's going to use them to win.
A/N Written for The Amber Volakis Honorary Tribute Ficlet Fest. Hopefully more to come. Prompt: speed. Duh.

( She tilts her head back and dry swallows, the same way House does every day with his Vicodin. )
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FIC: There's No Such Thing In The World (As An Undo Button) [Jun. 3rd, 2008|09:01 am]

zulu
Title: There's No Such Thing In The World (As An Undo Button)
Fandom: House, M.D. (fusion with Knocked Up).
Pairing/Rating: House/Foreman, PG this part.
Length: WIP; 3500 words this part.
Author's Notes: You know how a lot of people say they write mostly for themselves? I think this is that fic where I write pretty much entirely for myself. Please don't expect such a thing as "plausibility" here. Today: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! This is my present to myself, and I'll be sappy if I want to.

Summary: A one-night stand leads to something not really intended by nature.

Cover Art, Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13

( There's No Such Thing In The World (As An Undo Button), Part 14 )
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FIC: There's No Such Thing In The World (As An Undo Button) [May. 29th, 2008|06:02 pm]

zulu
Title: There's No Such Thing In The World (As An Undo Button)
Fandom: House, M.D. (fusion with Knocked Up).
Pairing/Rating: House/Foreman, PG this part.
Length: WIP; 2100 words this part.
Author's Notes: You know how a lot of people say they write mostly for themselves? I think this is that fic where I write pretty much entirely for myself. Please don't expect such a thing as "plausibility" here.

Summary: A one-night stand leads to something not really intended by nature.

Cover Art, Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11

( There's No Such Thing In The World (As An Undo Button), Part 12 )
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FIC: There's No Such Thing In The World (As An Undo Button) [May. 27th, 2008|10:11 pm]

zulu
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Title: There's No Such Thing In The World (As An Undo Button)
Fandom: House, M.D. (fusion with Knocked Up).
Pairing/Rating: House/Foreman, PG this part.
Length: WIP; 2600 words this part.
Author's Notes: You know how a lot of people say they write mostly for themselves? I think this is that fic where I write pretty much entirely for myself. Please don't expect such a thing as "plausibility" here. Thanks to [info]phinnia for helping to kick my butt, and [info]thedeadparrot and [info]daemonluna for betaing.

Summary: A one-night stand leads to something not really intended by nature.

Cover Art, Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10

( Part 11: Twenty-Eight Weeks )
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FIC: Learning To Live In The World (House, Amber/Thirteen, NC-17) [May. 23rd, 2008|06:13 pm]

zulu
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Title: Learning To Live In The World
Fandom: House, M.D.
Pairing/Rating: Amber/Thirteen, NC-17
Length: 2700 words
Spoilers: Through 4.16, Wilson's Heart.
Author's Notes: Written for [info]ijemanja, who took up my challenge; betaed by [info]leiascully and [info]thedeadparrot. This is a tale that grew in the telling.

Summary: Ask me whether what I have done is my life. Others have come in their slow way into my thought, and some have tried to help or to hurt: ask me what difference their strongest love or hate has made. -- William Stafford, "Ask Me".

( Learning To Live In The World )
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Nothing Can Come Between [May. 20th, 2008|06:02 pm]
nekocat
Title Nothing Can Come Between
Rating PG-13
Pairing House/Wilson
Word Count 978
Spoilers Season 4 Finale (415-416)
Summary Just as House began to believe nothing can come between him and Wilson.
A/N Kind of shamelessly stole from myself (In Memoriam), but it suits the situation.

( The rational part of you knows it's stupid, but that tiny flicker in you ruled by emotion disagrees. You hate feeling this way. )
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FIC: White Picket Fences (House, House/Wilson, NC-17) [May. 19th, 2008|03:10 pm]

zulu
Title: White Picket Fences
Fandom: House MD
Pairing/Rating: House/Wilson, NC-17
Length: 1100 words
Prompt: [info]deelaundry accepted my challenge, and asked for "House/Wilson smut in which Wilson is not sad."
Author's Notes: Thanks to [info]thedeadparrot for the beta! This is a sequel to Lie To Me, but it can probably be read alone.

Summary: Wilson changes things.

( White Picket Fences )
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Strange Rules [May. 11th, 2008|11:39 pm]
nekocat
Title Strange Rules
Rating PG-13
Pairing House/Wilson/Amber
Word Count 242
Spoilers Season 4
Summary Amber wants to play a game.
A/N For cryptictac's House/Cuddy/Wilson/Amber Drabble-A-Thon. Prompt: don't touch.

( Strange rules, but he's willing to abide by them. )
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Struggling to Exhale Oxygen [May. 11th, 2008|10:06 pm]
nekocat
Title Struggling to Exhale Oxygen
Rating PG-13
Characters Cuddy, Amber
Word Count 643
Spoilers Season 4
Summary One more reason Cuddy hates Amber.
A/N For cryptictac's House/Cuddy/Wilson/Amber Drabble-A-Thon. Prompt: Pregnancy. Title comes from a line of the Shena Ringo song "Souretsu."

( Cuddy really wants to leave; for some reason, she can barely stand to be in the same room as this woman. )
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