Hawaii Five-Oh No Net

We are doing the best we can, and we appreciate all your patience with us at this time. Or lack thereof

Well, it's been a whole month since we got here. Not really sure if I should settle in or keep trying to find a way home.

( Private. )

[Danny.]

What's up?

.........hmmm. Not where I went to bed last night, but close.

Howzit? I'm Dan Williams. What's going on here, then?

Okay, I don't know what the hell is going on here, but my boyfriend is Captain America so you should definitely send me back home or else he and his friends are going to come and beat your asses!

[Danny.]

Well, this arrangement seems to be working out pretty great.

Even if we can't send people back, I think it'll be okay. One way or another.

What the hell is a Buy More?

Steve

How would you like a little blonde house guest for awhile? I think she's potty trained. I didn't get around to asking.

......shit. Is this the afterlife?

Uh, this seems...awfully familiar actually. Agent Barbie? Agent Skipper? I...I was supposed to meet him and I remember a gun and I....ladies I'm all about getting the hell out of Colombia but this.....is not what I had in mind....

You've got to be fucking kidding me. What kind of bizarro phantom zone crap is this? Where did all of these people come from?

Listen up, I'm not a babysitter. Don't fuck up or you will go to jail. Okay? We're gonna get along great.