BY BASIL BRACKEN Miles Davidson better known as Little Boy Blue was found dead late Thursday evening. The Happily Inc actor's body was discovered in his Reading apartment and although the Nursery Crime Division has yet to issue an official statement it is suspected that his death is linked to the 'Muffin Man Invesitgation'. Davidson was twenty-two years old and if the link is confirmed he will be the third person to die as a result of these recent poisonings. Happily Inc has assured the press that a statement will be forthcoming. The N.C.D. was unavaiable for comment. |
BY BASIL BRACKEN In two weeks time Reading will be holding its annual fair, celebrating the city's anniversary. Reading was founded in 1721 and this years celebration is rumored to have several new attractions to commemorate the event. Happily Inc has been preparing for the usual influx of tourists that comes with the festivities. With the Muffin Man still looming Frank Beresford, Happily Inc spokesperson has said: "We're taking all possible precautions." George Gobias of the Mayor's office said: "We're ready for everything. Muffins, tourists, bad weather, you name it. No one needs to worry." |
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