October 2013




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Oct. 11th, 2013


Contrary to what others may wish, I would have preferred to stay human.

Who did this magic? I want to know. Cast it again, or else you shall be far more regretful than merely sorry.

Oct. 10th, 2013


Dude, no. I don't want to be a human again.


Thread: The hills have eyes, and the walls have wandering hands...

Who: Sally von Humpeding, some animated corpses, and gross hands coming out of the wall. OPEN to anybody.
What: Sally has had a long night, and a longer day, and all she wants to do is take a bath. Unfortunately, the Mortuary has other plans.
When: Backdated some (sorry!) to the evening of Wednesday, 9 October.
Where: The Mortuary.
Status: Open!
Warnings: Dead people, language, bats, and nudity. Probably no violence, though with the day Sally's had she can't really promise anything here.

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Oct. 7th, 2013


I made pumpkin pie! Who wants some?

Oct. 2nd, 2013


It's too bad my english teacher ended up being a psychopathic murderer with a penchant for ritualistic sacrifice. She'd probably like this place, what with all of the people from books and such.

What sorts of jobs did you all get? I decided to sort of play it by ear and explore the place.

Oct. 1st, 2013


Others seem to be of the impression that this isn't the most odd thing that has happened to them. I'm unsure if I ought to be jealous or relieved that I cannot count myself among them, even after the adventures that I have had the pleasure (and incredible displeasure) of being part of in my centuries of life.

I must say, though, that I have never seen a walking skeleton that spoke quite so eloquently, if at all, and this is a great deal better than the Soul Cairn or being locked up in a crypt.

Also, my name is Serana. It's good to meet you all.



My name is Lucy Westenra, and I'm so very scared of the dark. I'd like someone to hold my hand, please, while I try to find my way back to the Mortuary. I very much like to make new acquaintances. You can never have too many friends, can you?

Oct. 2nd, 2013


Oh, dear. Where am I, please? This doth not looke like Ankh-Morpork.

Oct. 1st, 2013


My name's Norman, and I want to go this is actually the wierd weird wierd weirdest thing that's ever happened to me. Does anyone know where the [...] mortuary is?


Another! Another! I want another trick!


Needy you stupid bitch, you can't aim worth shit.


Great. This is just perfect. Is this where demons go when they die?

Probably too much to hope there's a place to get french fries in this weird town, right?


Is this another planet? This is another planet, isn't it?

What is my life.


I was told there'd be salmon. Where's the salmon?

Aug. 30th, 2013