October 2013




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Oct. 3rd, 2013


I think I broke Harry Potter

Okay, so besides the whole displacement thing, this place is actually pretty freaking cool. There's a lot of interesting people to meet, so hi, everyone. I'm Allison Argent. Pretty much a normal human; lacking any sort of supernatural powers, but really good with a bow and arrow when the need arises.

Anyway, it's nice to meet any/all of you.


Just out of curiosity -- how many people came here in the middle of their own world's Apocalypse? Maybe we can find a way to help each other out. Trade tips or something.

Oct. 2nd, 2013


I'm suddenly regretting my choice in bedrooms. Creepy asylum is creepy, but... yeah. Faucets have never sounded so ominous.

God, I wish you were here Calvin why can't I find you

Note: this is not an invitation to come find and eat me.


Well, it's good to know there's some sort of police force here. And aside from all the pumpkins, this place does remind me a bit of the old homestead. Except that it doesn't smell of lard. It's funny how you come to miss that.

In any case, hullo. My name is Salacia Delorisista Amanita Trigestrata Zeldana Malifee -- in the interest of brevity I'll skip ahead a bit -- Belladonna Eminencia Morticia Jane Zaraphola Margolise von Humpeding, of the Bonk von Humpedings. I am a vampire, but there's no need for alarm: I am a Black Ribboner and I will not harm you. I control the cravings, the red sticky stuff does not control me. These days I much prefer a nice bun and cocoa to bl blo the b-word. Yes.

And, as a newly deputised lawwoman of Halloweentown as well as a sworn officer of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch, I just have a few questions. Let me be clear that this is not an official investigation.

1) What precisely occurs on Halloween? From what I gather, it seems to be a religious ceremony of some significance to the people living and non-living here, but I'd like to know the details.

2) Is anyone here a user of wizardry, witchery, thaumaturgy, hexomancy, or sourcery? Or, er, quantum?

3) Where were you on the night of Thursday the 32nd of Spune, and can anyone verify your whereabouts?


Who else is helping to cook up the feast? I had to find something to do to take my mind off this crazy. For the record, I ain't cookin' nothin' that used to be human. Or human-like.

I'm Lafayette, by the way. And I see dead people.

Oct. 1st, 2013


I was going to ask where I am and what's going on, but it seems everyone else is just as confused as I am.

I was only messing around a bit with one of the spellbooks, definitely nothing that should've caused....whatever's happened? So this wasn't me I think.

There seem to be quite a few witches around here though, I'd like to talk to you all (or some?) if that's possible? I'm Iliana, by the way. Iliana Harman.