October 2013




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Oct. 14th, 2013


Excuse me but who has a recently deceased Aunt Merry? She will not leave me and it is very distressing to have someone following me around all day.

Oct. 11th, 2013


OH my God.

Oh my God!


I don't know quite what this town is, or what happened, but around midnight I realized my ear itched. And I could scratch it. I've got a body! And I've already had about five cups of tea, and I'm wearing something that isn't bloody grey and oh my god.

does this st
Is this like the vampire thing?
Did this town bring us back?? Maybe that's why we came here.

Oct. 7th, 2013



Oh dear. The snake seems to have followed me home.

Oct. 5th, 2013


I did not do it! I was beheading squirrels for my friends in the forest for dinner and have many many people who may vouch for my placement.

The squirrels here, they are terrible.

Oct. 3rd, 2013


Who knew being a "lawman" would be so easy. There's a talking cat around here, right? Can you get stuck up a tree so I have something to do?

Oct. 2nd, 2013


Bravo, bravo. I missed all the excitement yesterday (I was exploring). I mean, I can dream up some quality stuff and shove people into it to see what happens... but this? This is Grade A shenanigans, if I don't mind saying so. Tim Burton films, why didn't I think of that?

The animated ones, specifically, because sure Edward Scissorhands would be pretty awesome, but throwing in some Nightmare Before Christmas? Corpse Bride? Frankenweenie? I'm not easily impressed, but here I am, impressed. Someone knows my tastes in cinema. Well, the clean stuff, at least.

Oct. 1st, 2013


Greetings. I am Katrina Van Tassel, recently arrived to this strange town.

Is there any place we can discover who is here? A listing of some sort, perhaps?


Oh fuck me Is this another stupid devil trick? Oh hell, is this NOT another stupid devil trick I'm honestly not sure which is worse

Hello. My name's Alex and I'm a ghost. Can anyone see this?

Hal? Tom? Are you around here somewhere?


Goddamn. And I thought my life couldn't get any more fucked up.


Well, this isn't my grave at all.


Oh, this is lovely.



have not written


long time


Alright you knuckle-dragging freaks. PAY ATTENTION. Me and books, we don't get along, see? If this thing tries to eat me, I'm coming for every last one of you shitheads.

Aug. 30th, 2013