October 2013




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Oct. 5th, 2013


Some sort of fricking flaming pumpkin just came through in the asylum. Fire should be out now. Everyone alright otherwise?

Frickin' weird town.

Oct. 2nd, 2013


Are there any theories as to what's happening in our respective homes? Are they aware we're gone? Has time been stopped or altered?


Well, it's good to know there's some sort of police force here. And aside from all the pumpkins, this place does remind me a bit of the old homestead. Except that it doesn't smell of lard. It's funny how you come to miss that.

In any case, hullo. My name is Salacia Delorisista Amanita Trigestrata Zeldana Malifee -- in the interest of brevity I'll skip ahead a bit -- Belladonna Eminencia Morticia Jane Zaraphola Margolise von Humpeding, of the Bonk von Humpedings. I am a vampire, but there's no need for alarm: I am a Black Ribboner and I will not harm you. I control the cravings, the red sticky stuff does not control me. These days I much prefer a nice bun and cocoa to bl blo the b-word. Yes.

And, as a newly deputised lawwoman of Halloweentown as well as a sworn officer of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch, I just have a few questions. Let me be clear that this is not an official investigation.

1) What precisely occurs on Halloween? From what I gather, it seems to be a religious ceremony of some significance to the people living and non-living here, but I'd like to know the details.

2) Is anyone here a user of wizardry, witchery, thaumaturgy, hexomancy, or sourcery? Or, er, quantum?

3) Where were you on the night of Thursday the 32nd of Spune, and can anyone verify your whereabouts?


There's a group of businesses looking to hire people in the square with the guillotine, if you're interested. I'm going to be guarding a scarecrow field. They made a big deal about there being no "hazard pay" so. Uh. Keep on, creeping on, I guess.

How was everyone's first night? The asylum's pretty much just like you'd expect. Aslyum-y. I woke up and there was a straightjacket on my bed that definitely wasn't there last night, and it was absolutely freezing this morning, but I survived the night. Anya's cheeses smell worse than the plumbing. It could always be worse.

I'm so worried about Dawn I don't know what to

I haven't said who I was. My name's Buffy Summers. I'm a vampire slayer. I'm not looking to start anything; I know there are always... exceptions. But I'm not going to stand by while innocent people are hurt. If you think you're in trouble, come to me. Trouble and I are BFF.

Oct. 1st, 2013


♪♫ Was I so base, that I might not aspire
Unto those high joys which she holds from me?
As they are high, so high is my desire
If she this deny, what can granted be? ♫♪

It is no use. I find no joy in singing to a book. All of this foolishness is far too distracting, in any regard. Quiet, the lot of you, lest you wish to join my merry band of goblins. I could certainly put you to work.


(●__●) This was very unexpected!

My name is Chihiro S. I'm from Yawata, Japan. I was on my way to visit a friend, but it looks like I'm stuck for now! Is Yubaba Is Haku Who is staying at the asylum? The lady at the desk told me to go there.

Oct. 2nd, 2013


Hello, my name is Penelope and it's a pleasure to meet you all. I believe I am staying in the Mansion. Are there enough rooms? I don't mind sharing! I don't [...] drink blood or eat flesh. Mostly I drink hot cocoa and eat normal human food. Is that alright?

Oct. 1st, 2013


Is this for real? I mean, I've seen some weird shit lately, but this is something new altogether.

That was Jack Skellington. So, I uh... guess it's a good thing I left my Santa Claus hat at home.


Alright you knuckle-dragging freaks. PAY ATTENTION. Me and books, we don't get along, see? If this thing tries to eat me, I'm coming for every last one of you shitheads.