HalfWorld

Well now, this is weird. A guy can't even take a nap anymore without getting abducted or zapped to an unfamiliar place. But then again, where the hell is here? Anyone care to enlighten me as to what in the blue fuck is going on here?

Talk about stupid luck. I swear someone up there has it out for me! Could this day possibly get any stupider!? And here I'm supposed to be pulling the stunts. Usually I'd be amused, but as of right now I'm not.