HalfWorld

Alright, people. Your incredibly caring Chosen here has tried for a while to find a way out of here. ... There doesn't seem to be one.

Sorry if I just ruined your day. Know what, though? Maybe this is good.

If we can't leave, I say we belong here. We'll just make the place ours. Who's with me~?

... I don't like the looks of this. This place certainly has a different feel to it, too in comparison to the other worlds.

Am I transmitting correctly? If you read me, please respond. My name is Kurama; I'm in need of information regarding this place, as well as how one goes about... returning from whence they came. I would appreciate anything you have to offer.

[sigh] This certainly isn't shaping up the be the day I thought it would be.

Duuuuude. Where am I? This isn't the mall at all...

...Reever? Hello? This isn't the Order. So where am I?

Excuse me. Is anyone here? Ah, if it's not too much trouble...has anyone seen a man named Reever? Or anyone saying they're from the science department.

Well now, this is weird. A guy can't even take a nap anymore without getting abducted or zapped to an unfamiliar place. But then again, where the hell is here? Anyone care to enlighten me as to what in the blue fuck is going on here?

Talk about stupid luck. I swear someone up there has it out for me! Could this day possibly get any stupider!? And here I'm supposed to be pulling the stunts. Usually I'd be amused, but as of right now I'm not.

Excuse me, but could someone tell me where exactly here is? By the looks of things this isn't Japan or America.

So correct me if I'm wrong, but I do believe I'm not in Kansas anymore and it seems I've lost my Toto, Tin man, and Scarecrow in the process. Without me their lives are in mortal danger and I can't even begin to think of how it must be without me there to protect them.

WOE IS ME. THE FAN GIRLS WILL SLAUGHTER THEM AND SELL THEIR BELONGINGS ON EBAY! THEY MAY EVEN VERY WELL EAT THEM ALIVE AND AUCTION OFF THEIR BONES! FORGIVE ME SHUICHI-KUN, HIRO-KUN, AND FUJISAKI-KUN. PLEASE DON'T HAUNT ME FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE! For I seem to be lost?

Oh?
What's this place? Doesn't seem fitting to be where I was headed.

Ah well. So~! Anyone around here?
The great Zelos Wilder has arrived!

Everyone talking... You're just pissing me off.

Is anyone going to actually figure out why we're here and how we're getting back where we belong?

Uh...

Hello?

...Hikaru? What the hell is this?

Where...where am I?

Linali? Lavi?...Kanda? Are you there? I think this isn't headquarters...

Um.. Wow. I don't even know where I am or how I got here...

So, uh. First things first. Who else is here? And, I know it sounds ridiculous, but I think this place, wherever it is, is really pretty. I mean, look at the trees and stuff...

Er.. [laughs] I'm not usually this talkative! I'm just a little nervous, being in a different place and all....

So.. Hi! I'm Winry Rockbell, and I really hope I'm not the only one here..

...
I was expecting something far worse than this.
Did something go wrong?

Evaporation. Distillation. Condensation Dewdrops on grass. Not so special.

Mustn't tread too heavily. Tread heavily and everything breaks.

...so how does she get down?

((...kicking things off, yes?))