dem's some haggard ass icons

So, in my time as an icon maker, I've had two icon subjects find me. Well, actually, one subject, one subject's girlfriend (who, by the way, was a total bitch about it, but I guess they can't all be as awesome as Suri). Anyways, those people weren't really celebrities, just people with awesome faces. But James Urbaniak seems like the one actual celebrity who would not only find me and these icons, but (hopefully) be cool about it. And that's reason #298 on my Reasons Why James Urbaniak is Awesome list.

Also! Resemblance time! He looks like RPattz in A Bad Mother's Handbook, who, in turn, kind of resembles Johnny Depp in Secret Window.



( 100 James Urbaniak )

Travis Pastrana is quickly approaching Bob Burnquist levels of sexy. In a few years, I'm afraid he might actually outdo Bob and become the sexiest man at the X Games.

Also? I didn't realize he was so young. I thought he had to be at least 30, just judging by 1) how AWESOME HE IS (a level of awesome I did not think they handed out until you were at least 28) and 2) how much he seems to have accomplished. Geez, kids these days. They must start winning medals in the womb.



( 113 Travis Pastrana + 5 banners )

Some of these pictures have been on my computer for way too goddamn long.



( 100 Bam Margera )

This guy is apparently Audrina Patridge's brother-in-law, which means that my instincts are, on some level, screaming at me to hate him right about now. But I just can't do that, because this is fucking bad ass.

Just sayin'.



( 142 Kyle Loza + 3 banners )

Haha. He's so freaking tiny. I mean I think he is(/was, whatever, depending on the exact time period of the footage I capped) pretty young when he drummed for the Bloodhoung Gang, but not quite as young as he looks. Also, sorry for the grainy quality of these, but like 93% of the icons were made from caps of Bloodhound Gang tour footage and there was no HQ option.



( 93 Spanky G )

Why is this man so hilarious?



( 93 Chad I. Ginsburg + 2 banners )

It'll be a sad, sad day when I run out of Jackass resources to pillage and cap for icons. Thankfully, that day is not today.



( 72 Dave England )

Two things I learned about this lady:
1. She has huge boobs.
2. She has an awesome bitch face. Like, I'm afraid she's going to eat me if I cross her. It's like Bellatrix, if Bella had to support her Death Eatering by modeling latex.



( 100 Sister Sinister )

WELCOME TO THE FUTURE. More still to come.

WARNING: Heavy drug use in these icons. They're all capped from Steve-O: Demise and Rise.



( 100 Steve-O )

Some from Steve-O: Demise and Rise are coming up, just not now. IN THE FUTURE. AT SOME POINT. IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY.



( 122 Steve-0 )

Okay, now I'm really out of Hammond caps to icon. They just kept crawling out of the woodwork at me.



( 79 Richard Hammond )

Siiiid. ♥



( 75 Sid Vicious )