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To Harry (our newest dorm-mate),

We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry...

Here's already here, genius.

He never had a chance to be accepted like we did, mate. Or maybe he did. Don't you want to give him the chance?

The Day of Letter Arrival was such a glorious one, wasn't it? Ah, the fond memories of childhood...

Mum cried about how I was growing up. Dad told me all about his experiences at Hogwarts. Because he hadn't already told me a thousand times.

Mother going on about something Black family related. Father going on about something Slytherin related. Oh wait, maybe fond wasn't the right word.

But you ended up in Gryffindor with me! Didn't your mum ask Dumbledore to transfer you into Slytherin or something?

Oh yes, how could I forget. I swear someone should have locked her up in St. Mungo's years ago.

Hold on, weren't we writing to Harry?

Yeah. Sorry, Harry, mate, we got distracted there. Why are we writing to him again?

And I agree about St. Mungo's.

Something about quidditch, right?

Right! Harry, we want you to come to Quidditch practice with us! Hermia told us that you're a great player. Ron said the same to me over a Legens the other day. We want to see...you may have a spot on the team next year!

It's Hermione Prongs James. And if what they say is true, we'd love to have you come out. Besides, maybe Kingsley won't make us run laps for being late if we do something beneficial for the team, yeah?

Kingsley's a bloody slave-driver. You play Seeker, right? Sirius and I are the top Chasers at the school.

Damn right we are. Kingsley needs to just accept out Lateness.

We can only dream, mate. Oh, but the point is, we want you to come to practice with us. The team will be excited! Plus, you seem stressed. Guess I don't blame you, considering you're in the pa

And it's a good way to meet new people! And all that other sort of social nonsense. Practice is tomorrow night, down at the pitch.

Tell your mates to come, too. The more the merrier. Plus, the more people, the less opportunities for hurting James and Sirius.

Exactly. Our legs will thank you, mate.

Sincerely, Prongs and Padfoot James Potter & Sirius Black

P.S. We know you don't have brooms and such, but no worries. We have plenty to share.