Title: Are You Going To Love It?
Author: sdk
Fandom: Love it or List it RPF (yes, I am ashamed, tyvm)
Pairing/Characters: Hilary/David
Rating: PG-13
Length/Word Count: Ficlet, 440 words
Warnings/Content: Everything's rather implied, but talk of toys (possibly strap-ons), possible pegging, and spanking.
Summary: David mopes over his recent loss and Hilary knows just the thing to cheer them both up.
Notes: I blame alisanne for this. Unbeta'd so please forgive and/or point out any typos/errors, thanks!
Disclaimer: The following is fictional. I don't own Love it or List it nor do I claim any of this is real.

( Are You Going To Love It? )

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Title: Screwed
Author: sdk
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Harry/Draco, Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Length/Word Count: One-Shot, ~4500 words
Warnings/Content: rimming, anal, some frotting and a little bit of a blow job. Also there are tentacles. But not while all that other stuff is going on.
Summary: Draco and Harry are Auror partners and together they fight crime! Also the occasional slime monster or two.
Notes: Written for alisanne who prompted me with "Harry/Draco, red" and this Star Trek icon:

I'm afraid the red is quite incidental, and alisanne might not have quite known what she was in for with the rest. One of my anniversary "ficlets" (heh). Special thanks to torino10154 and roozetter for the fabulous feedback and beta! <3
Disclaimer: The following is based on fictional characters I don't own doing fictional things in a fictional world I did not create. No copyright infringement intended.

( Screwed )

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Title: Be My Slytherin Valentine (Harry Potter Style)
Author: sdk
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Harry/Severus
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Crack
Length/Word Count: Ficlet, ~300 words
Warnings: Silliness
Summary: Harry expresses his feelings with a very special Valentine's Day card.
Notes: This is the product of my first brief night with the slashchat ladies. IDK, there was some talk about bad manips and Severus with a mullet and a pornstache (blame torino10154 and accioslash) and then alisanne said I should write more Snarry and I decided if I was going to do it, there had to be a mullet and a pornstache. Thus this ridiculous ficlet came to be. Just pretend it's seasonally relevant, y/y? Thanks to torino10154 for looking it over and confirming its ridiculousness.
Disclaimer: The following is based on fictional characters that I don't own doing fictional things in a fictional world that I didn't create. No copyright infringement intended, no money's being made.

( Be My Slytherin Valentine (Harry Potter Style) )

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Title: My Turn
Author: sdk
Fandom: Alles was zählt
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Roman/Richard, Surprise Guest
Rating: NC-17
Genre: PWP
Length/Word Count: Ficlet, ~500 words
Warnings: Some D/s themes, a little bit of voyeurism, a lot of wrongness
Summary: "I'm only using you," Roman would sometimes say, eyes narrowed but with a sparkle that brought doubt to his words. "But you like that don't you? You like being my toy."
Notes: Written for the Wild/Steinkamp ficathon at no7_awz and continuing my Locker Room of Lust theme. I'd like to blame someone, but I think this is the one time where it's entirely my fault. Maybe Rose's too, if only for listening to my crazy talk. <3
Disclaimer: The following is based on fictional characters that I don't own doing fictional things in a fictional world that I didn't create. No copyright infringement intended, no money's being made.

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Archiving here because I'm anal. Originally posted @ no7_awz here.

Title: The Downfall of Celine Laffort
Author: sdk
Fandom: Alles was zählt
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Celine/Florian, mentions of Zoé/Florian, Richard/Celine and a surprise slash pairing
Rating: R
Genre: Crack
Length/Word Count: Ficlet, 500 words
Warnings: Just completely inappropriate. Also Florian is 17 so probably considered cross-gen.
Summary: Celine knows she must be firm. She must bar this cocky, unfairly-attractive boy from seeing her innocent daughter again. Things don't go exactly as planned.
Notes: Written for the Celine NDFUG Challenge at no7_awz. Special thanks to lilithilien for being brave enough to beta this for me. <333
Disclaimer: The following is based on fictional characters that I don't own doing fictional things in a fictional world that I didn't create. No copyright infringement intended, no money's being made.

Originally posted here.

ETA: Hahahahahaaa! I have no idea whether or not I should be proud of this or deeply ashamed.



( The Downfall of Celine Laffort )

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Archiving these here because I'm anal. And one of these won some awards (WHAT?) and I need a place to post them.

Title: Inappropriate Touching
Author: sdk
Fandom: Alles was zählt
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Simone/Deniz/Roman
Rating: Disturbing (or PG-13 I guess)
Genre: Crack
Length/Word Count: Ficlet, 298 words
Warnings: INAPPROPRIATENESS
Summary: Simone would like to make her relationship with Deniz less formal.
Notes: I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHO BROUGHT THIS ON. OH WAIT, YES, IT WAS ROSE. I'M SURE OF IT. Originally written in all caps because that's the only way I could handle what I was writing. But now this seems tame.
Disclaimer: The following is based on fictional characters that I don't own doing fictional things in a fictional world that I didn't create. No copyright infringement intended, no money's being made.



( Inappropriate Touching )

Title: Another Night at Homolulu's
Author: sdk
Fandom: Alles was zählt
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Marc/?? (IT'S A SURPRISE.)
Rating: PG-13 FOR USING A BAD WORD AND FOR BEING UTTERLY INAPPROPRIATE
Genre: CRACK
Length/Word Count: Comment!fic/247 words
Warnings: INAPPROPRIATENESS
Summary: Marc spends another night at Homolulu's.
Notes: I WOULD SAY I'M SORRY, BUT THIS IS ALDI'S FAULT SO MAKE HER APOLOGIZE TO YOU.
Disclaimer: The following is based on fictional characters that I don't own doing fictional things in a fictional world that I didn't create. No copyright infringement intended, no money's being made.

( Another Night at Homolulu's )

Title: No One Loves You Quite Like Family
Author: sdk
Fandom: Alles was zählt
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Max/Friederike
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Scary Crack
Length/Word Count: Ficlet, 681 words
Warnings: Incest
Summary: See title. And pairing. And warnings. Ack!
Notes: ALDI'S FAULT AGAIN. SHE DARED ME. LIKE SRSLY. SHE KNOWS BETTER.
Disclaimer: The following is based on fictional characters that I don't own doing fictional things in a fictional world that I didn't create. No copyright infringement intended, no money's being made.

( No One Loves You Quite Like Family )

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Title: The Blessed Curse of the Inca Rose Stone
Author: sdk
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Blaise Zabini/Luna Lovegood, Blaise Zabini/Zacharias Smith
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Crack, PWP/Smut
Length/Word Count: One-shot, 2,525 words
Warnings: non-con/dub-con, ridiculousness
Summary: Blaise's mother may have fled the country with all the family's gold, but she left Blaise a treasure far greater than galleons.
Notes: Written very belatedly for bridgetmkennitt's birthday who gave me Blaise/Luna and invisible magic as prompts. I really doubt she expected this, though. Special thanks to my beta, quite_grey, for pushing me along and getting me back in the swing of writing again. I'm American, so please feel free to point out any accidental Americanisms. Comments and Concrit are most welcome!
Disclaimer: The following is based on fictional characters that I don't own doing fictional things in a fictional world that I didn't create. No copyright infringement intended, no money's being made.

( The Blessed Curse of the Inca Rose Stone )

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Title: The Boy Who Bends Over
Author: sdk
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Harry/Draco, Harry/Ron
Rating: PG-13 for language and sexual situations
Genre: Humor/Crack
Length/Word Count: One-shot/5371 words
Warnings: None
Summary: Written for phoenix_flies for the prompt: Turns out Harry is gay (something that is quasi-excepted in the WW) and loves to bottom, but people feel that their 'great hero' shouldn't bottom or even love guys at all!
Notes: Special thanks to my beta, quite_grey, but all remaining mistakes are my own. I'm also an American writer so if there are any glaring Americanisms, please let me know. Also, The Prince of Tech is a real pub in Earl's Court, but as far as I know, there's no special Wizarding section upstairs, nor do the bartenders only wear pasties. ;)
Disclaimer: The following is based on fictional characters that I don't own doing fictional things in a fictional world that I didn't create. No copyright infringement intended, no money's being made.

( The Boy Who Bends Over )

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Originally posted: June 20, 2006

Title: An Unfortunate Protrusion (or Two)
Author: sdk
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Harry/Hermione
Rating: Light R
Length/Word Count: One-shot, 1056
Genre: Humor/crack
Summary: Hermione is faced with a disconcerting set of circumstances.
Warnings: genderbending, hints of femmeslash (I suppose...)
Notes: Written for the prompt, A potion or a spell goes wrong and Harry is turned into a girl. Hermione is fascinated. Special thanks to my betas, quite_grey and knittedshadow for all their help! Any remaining mistakes belong to me.
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't sue.

( An Unfortunate Protrusion (or Two) )

I'd love to hear what you think! And if you liked this, or are wanting to read something a bit smuttier now *g* please check out quite_grey's fic Learning Curve, based on the same prompt.

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