How's your precious little niece? Am I going to have to bring you a triple shot espresso tomorrow?
To: Gus From: Aaron
How's your mini-vacation? Do you get like paternity leave?
To: Emerson From: Zoe
She hasn't stopped crying since you left to get diapers. You would think we would have thought about buying diapers when we bought everything else in the baby store including that annoying mobile that plays that song that I hate. Also my boobs hurt. Also she's perfect and I love her and I love you.
To: Emerson From: Toni
Hey daddy. Sorry I haven't had the chance to stop by yet but I'm planning on tomorrow if there's a good time for you guys. I picked out a really cute stuffed giraffe that is so G-rated.