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Tweak says, "I think he might love that kid"

riley mae is a teflon ho (rageahol) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2017-02-20 08:48:00

Entry tags:

! journal, riley stamper

[posted immediately after her cabin search has ended. fellow azurcrests might have heard a melodramatic screech shortly before anyone entered/she was sent to wait outside. but it's riley. i'm sure that happens a lot.]

[Warded to Katya, Levi, Diego, Casey, Cameron]
I DROPPED ALL OF IT
I DROPPED
ALL
OF
IT

IT’S ALL GONE

WE NEED TO GO TO LOGAN

WHO IS DRAGGING THEIR ASSES TO LOGAN WITH ME

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	Ward idfk 2017-02-20 07:01 pm UTC (link)
	WHAT HAPPENED (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Ward rageahol 2017-02-20 07:05 pm UTC (link)
	ALL OF IT WAS RUINED I DROPPED THE BOX AND ADDY VANISHED IT BEFORE I COULD SEE IF ANY OF IT COULD BE SAVED (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward idfk 2017-02-20 07:08 pm UTC (link)
	CAN SHE, LIKE... UNVANISH IT??? Was it just your cabin's stuff?? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward rageahol 2017-02-20 07:17 pm UTC (link)
	CAN YOU UNVANISH?!?!?! I DON'T KNOW THESE THINGS, I DON'T GO TO CLASS IT WAS ALL OF MY STUFF I WAS TRYING TO PUT IN THAT STUPID BAG AND IT WAS SO MUCH THAT THE STUPID BOX WAS TOO HEAVY. IT NEVER GOT TO FULFILL ITS PURPOSE IN LIFE!!!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward idfk 2017-02-20 07:21 pm UTC (link)
	A CONJURING SPELL??? BUT THAT'S TRANSFIG AND I DROPPED OUT BECAUSE IT WAS TOO HARD. I'M ONLY GOOD AT CHARMS AND JINXES. IT'S GONNA BE OKAY. STUFF CAN BE REPLACED. But wait until after the jewel thief is found to go to Logan. You don't wanna go all that way just for us to have a second, more thorough cabin search because the jewelery wasn't found. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward rageahol 2017-02-20 07:24 pm UTC (link)
	that's it, I'm going batman, we're finding this damn jewel thief before curfew tonight. I bet I'm more motivated than the stupid teachers. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Ward morale 2017-02-20 09:19 pm UTC (link)
	Shit, Levi's right. We can't until they figure out what's going on. Maybe if they catch whoever it is we can go Saturday? Right before the anon post. It's always easier to handle that when you're drunk anyway. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Ward rageahol 2017-02-20 10:26 pm UTC (link)
	UGH, OK, I'LL WAIT UNTIL THEY CATCH A THIEF and then I'm gonna kill the thief for CAUSING THIS DISASTER. AND IF IT'S A GHOST I'M GONNA REALLY HURT IT'S FEELINGS (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Ward gonnabefamous 2017-02-22 08:48 pm UTC (link)
	LET'S GO BABY GIRL I didn't have all that much left and I just drank it and ugh (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Ward rageahol 2017-02-22 08:54 pm UTC (link)
	YOU ARE MY HERO AND I LOVE YOU AND I WON'T EVEN MAKE YOU CARRY ME LIKE A LITTLE BABY KOALA THE WHOLE ENTIRE WAY (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward gonnabefamous 2017-02-22 08:55 pm UTC (link)
	I'LL CARRY YOU THERE LIKE A BABY KOALA On the way back, the alcohol is our precious baby. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward rageahol 2017-02-22 08:58 pm UTC (link)
	I'm going to name it all. Let's start thinking up names for each and every beautiful baby booze bottle. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward gonnabefamous 2017-02-22 08:58 pm UTC (link)
	Naming the first whiskey bottle Dolly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward rageahol 2017-02-22 09:01 pm UTC (link)
	have you met my twins ricardo and gerardo? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward gonnabefamous 2017-02-22 09:05 pm UTC (link)
	They are beautiful, sweet babies. Are they tequila or is that racist of me to ask? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward rageahol 2017-02-22 09:07 pm UTC (link)
	ricardo is the cheapest tequila my pocket lint can buy and gerardo is whatever he wants to be, I don't push labels on my babies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward gonnabefamous 2017-02-22 09:17 pm UTC (link)
	You're a good mom. I should get something really unpalatable and name it Casper. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward rageahol 2017-02-22 09:20 pm UTC (link)
	get you some gin, put a perfect little doll wig on it, then leave it in the corner because it's too good to play with you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward gonnabefamous 2017-02-22 09:24 pm UTC (link)
	Gotta draw some angry eyebrows visible under the wig. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward rageahol 2017-02-22 09:26 pm UTC (link)
	FELT EYEBROWS!!! ok we need to go to a craft store when we're in logan too this is very very super hella crazy important. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward gonnabefamous 2017-02-22 09:33 pm UTC (link)
	Can we just take felt from the mask party? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward rageahol 2017-02-22 09:35 pm UTC (link)
	bb you are the smartest I swear to fucking god, now we can have more money for beautiful booze babies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward gonnabefamous 2017-02-22 09:44 pm UTC (link)
	That's what I'm here for! Smarts Good looks And bankrolling liquor (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward rageahol 2017-02-22 09:48 pm UTC (link)
	+ rescuing earrings from really high shelves (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward gonnabefamous 2017-02-23 02:49 pm UTC (link)
	Or putting you on high shelves! (Reply to this) (Parent)