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Sylvester "Sy" Stoker (stokers) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2017-01-29 10:35:00

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[Ro]

I mean. That wasn't so bad.

[Diego]

¿Estás bien?

[Clementine]

Hey. No offense if I totally ignore you this week, yeah?

~~Also good luck~~ ~~May the best man wi~~ ~~I'm going brain you with the fuckin Quaffle if you get~~

[Coppertale Quidditch]

Keep your heads in the fuckin game. I know you're all flying hard for tryouts so no one's gonna want to talk about fuckin Azurcrest today, but this shit's more important than whether or not we trounce some shitty public school that barely plays Quidditch. And don't tell me about the scouts. They're not gonna be here for another month and they're gonna be way more fuckin impressed if we're ~~not dragging last place~~ shooting for second place so keep your heads in the fuckin game.

~~There's many goddamn Chasers competing I don't know if I'm~~

Roster change-up's been running fine. Park and Barringer, you're done with Wainwright now. He's got this, he doesn't need more prep. Instead, we gotta talk about who you wanna take out next week.

Obvious targets: Seeker, Chasers. Watch yourself with the Beaters. Delgado and Hobbs have been good so far, and I know you know what you're doing against them. But if either of them go down, then they're giving Cunningham a bat and that's shit I don't need to deal with when Guthrie's just getting the hang of how me and Turner fly.

So you wanna fuck someone up, you go for Seeker or Chasers. Like I said, Gray's a challenging target, but you get her and it'll cut them off at the knees. They'll probably sub in St. Clair for her. Haven't seen him fly much but there's no fuckin way he's a match for Reid.

It's Chasers that are gonna take some thinking. Whoever goes out is getting replaced with Cunningham. Kramer's got the most experience, but he also cares more about performing than scoring goals. Castillo and Key are the real scorers, but they're not as competitive and easier to intimidate. Kramer and Cunningham like to daydream they could've cut it in Coppertale—get them playing at the same time and that shitass team might actually be able to focus on the Quaffle for longer than 30 seconds. I can handle all of them no problem, but this is Guthrie's first run as Chaser.

Thoughts?

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Coppertale Quidditch

doyouevenlift
2017-01-29 01:06 pm UTC (link)

If we let Quinn off the bench, we're gonna spend the rest of the game blocking her bludgers instead of controlling the bludgers. She's the only reserve that'll play better than the actual starting beaters. SO focusing on Grey and the chasers is a good idea. We can control the bludgers, keep them out of their hands for as long as possible and make that position obsolete for them. It'll give you an easier shot at the quaffle if you don't gotta worry about getting hit and make it harder for them.

Just dude, don't underestimate Levi. He's serious about getting scouted, and he's good when he wants to be. To get scouted you gotta score, and he's probably gonna start that with this game

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Coppertale Quidditch

stokers
2017-01-29 01:18 pm UTC (link)

Fine. Then I want you to take out Kramer. Make that your top fuckin priority. Reid will keep Gray flying in circles long enough for us to score the points to move us up in the ranks. Velasquez can hold her own against Key and Castillo. If you can't manage it within the first 30 minutes then we'll regroup, but if Kramer gets sent to Mufferaw early then that gives us more room to manoeuvre.

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	Re: Coppertale Quidditch doyouevenlift 2017-01-29 01:26 pm UTC (link)
	You got it, boss. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Coppertale Quidditch tightwire 2017-01-29 01:29 pm UTC (link)
	People can definitely use flash to sneak under the radar just as much as the other way around. Paying enough attention that it's clear you're taking Kramer seriously makes sense - or, yeah, let Chris beat the shit out of him. That also works. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Coppertale Quidditch doyouevenlift 2017-01-29 01:36 pm UTC (link)
	We can't beat em until we literally beat them i thought that was our motto. is that not our motto? have i been doing this wrong? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Coppertale Quidditch tightwire 2017-01-29 01:40 pm UTC (link)
	I like this motto! We should get a banner. Or patches. I feel like we could pull of jackets with patches. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Coppertale Quidditch doyouevenlift 2017-01-29 01:42 pm UTC (link)
	i'mma hit Trixie up for them jackets before the next game (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Coppertale Quidditch tightwire 2017-01-29 01:45 pm UTC (link)
	Like a very goal-oriented biker gang. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Coppertale Quidditch doyouevenlift 2017-01-29 02:28 pm UTC (link)
	that's all i've ever wanted to be a part of (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Coppertale Quidditch stokers 2017-01-29 02:24 pm UTC (link)
	Seeing you and Roxie break people's bones isn't as good as winning. But it sure fuckin does warm my shitty bastard heart. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Coppertale Quidditch tightwire 2017-01-29 02:30 pm UTC (link)
	You can have a jacket too. It'll keep your heart warm. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Coppertale Quidditch stokers 2017-01-29 02:51 pm UTC (link)
	Only if I get mine in time to get some jay bird bloodstains on it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Coppertale Quidditch tightwire 2017-01-29 06:10 pm UTC (link)
	I feel like covered in blood and wearing a biker jacket would be a good look for you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

Coppertale Quidditch

stokers
2017-01-29 02:19 pm UTC (link)

Flash only works if there's substance to fuckin back it up. But yeah, we've got a game plan. You're on assist until Kramer goes down. I want Coppertale climbing to at least 100 points before anyone touches the Snitch, so if we're way below that, you both cut down a second Chaser. If we're closer, then you aim for Gray.

[...] I'm gonna have to balance the drills we do. I'll figure that out tomorrow. Fuckin tryouts cutting into our practice time.

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	Coppertale Quidditch tightwire 2017-01-29 02:27 pm UTC (link)
	Flash only works if you're fast enough to be gone when the other person realizes the shit you just pulled. But point stands. You got it, Cap. I'll be on my best worst behavior. Have fun today. Save the worrying for later. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Coppertale Quidditch stokers 2017-01-29 02:49 pm UTC (link)
	Not for a Chaser. If it's not all hands on deck, you're eating shit against another Chaser team who's working as a unit. And yeah, I know the fuckin irony of me saying this, what with our goddamn Chaser situation. Shit, whatever. Bust some heads today, Rox. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Coppertale Quidditch tightwire 2017-01-29 03:54 pm UTC (link)
	Flashy people forget that sometimes. Maybe you can distract one person. That's easy. But three's a different story. And Aiden's good, he'll follow your lead. If he knows what's good for him. I'm rooting way more for you than me. But I love you too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Coppertale Quidditch doyouevenlift 2017-01-29 05:18 pm UTC (link)
	Awwww time for a group hug (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Coppertale Quidditch tightwire 2017-01-29 05:25 pm UTC (link)
	I have the time that Sy promised to hug us when we with the Cup dog-eared. So that we can bring it back up as evidence. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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