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Henrietta Gray lives in the moment (unregrettable) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2017-01-05 18:58:00

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January 5, 2014
What a glorious day.

[Warded to Head Boy, Head Girl, prefects, and captains]

So, it turns out the portraits in the sauna are hella bored, and open to making deals with a certain charismatic Quidditch captain. I feel it is my solemn duty to share the arrangement we came to, which is simple but brilliant. If we entertain them with a song or a story they'll be more inclined to look the other way on those occasions where rules might get broken. If, say -- and this is just an example -- we bring a friend to the sauna. For friendly times.

You're welcome.

[Warded to Azurcrest Quidditch Team]

One month till we play Coppertale. I've booked as many extra practices as Thorn would let me -- you can pick up a schedule on Saturday -- and a lot of them are going to focus on taking hits and recovering quickly. I have a feeling this match is going to be brutal: Coppertale have got a lot to prove, and we all know how vicious those foxes can be.

Any questions?

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	Sauna Ward ijustknowit 2017-01-05 02:49 pm UTC (link)
	Hello friend :) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Sauna Ward unregrettable 2017-01-05 04:36 pm UTC (link)
	Hahahahahahahaha no. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Sauna Ward ijustknowit 2017-01-05 04:50 pm UTC (link)
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	Sauna Ward unregrettable 2017-01-08 12:57 pm UTC (link)
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	A+++++++ qnnc 2017-01-08 01:01 pm UTC (link)
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	*bows* unregrettable 2017-01-08 01:02 pm UTC (link)
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	Sauna Ward firstposition 2017-01-05 03:41 pm UTC (link)
	~~What~~ ~~Really?~~ [...] That sounds like a serious security flaw. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Sauna Ward unregrettable 2017-01-05 04:37 pm UTC (link)
	So I guess we should be careful who we share this information with. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sauna Ward paladins 2017-01-05 05:48 pm UTC (link)
	Why do I get the feeling that the teachers aren't on your list of people we should share this information with? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sauna Ward firstposition 2017-01-05 05:52 pm UTC (link)
	I don't see the harm in letting this slide. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Sauna Ward qnnc 2017-01-05 05:55 pm UTC (link)
	Dhaliwal, it's ~~too cold to fuck in the Gr~~ hard to find anywhere to be alone at this school; especially as a Prefect. Can't we have this one thing? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Sauna Ward unregrettable 2017-01-08 12:28 pm UTC (link)
	Because you know me so well. And also because sharing this information with the teachers would be a really bad idea. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Sauna Ward reehobbs 2017-01-05 03:56 pm UTC (link)
	Have I mentioned lately that I want to be you when I grow up? [AQ] You want us Beater Gals in defense mode or attack mode, Cap? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Sauna Ward unregrettable 2017-01-05 05:12 pm UTC (link)
	Not lately! [AQ] Attack mode during practices for the next two weeks. Don't hold back. I want the others avoiding Bludgers in their sleep. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	AQ magicnumber 2017-01-05 07:14 pm UTC (link)
	I'M READY FOR YOU GIRL. How long do you think it'll take to knock me off my broom??? (Reply to this) (Parent)

qnnc
2017-01-05 04:22 pm UTC (link)

[Sauna Ward]
Henrietta Gray, you are a beautiful woman and a spectacular human being.

Can we all agree to reserve the sauna if we plan on having some fun? I love you guys (not as much as I love Gray right now, but it's close... for most of you, anyway) but there are some things none of us need to see.

[AQ]
I hung out with a couple of their players after their last two losses and they're a little edgy about this one, Park especially. (I pledge to become a Beating machine during practice.)

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unregrettable
2017-01-05 05:45 pm UTC (link)

[Sauna Ward]
Quinn Cunningham, I know. But this time I think I even surpassed my own expectations for how amazing I am. I... don't know where to go from here. I've set the bar too high.

Oh god, yes, definitely. That should go without saying.

[AQ]
Damn right they are. Not that that means we're going to be complacent. Edgy means more risk-taking, which could make them sloppy but also makes them more dangerous. (I will hold you to that pledge.)

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	Sauna Ward challenge 2017-01-05 06:08 pm UTC (link)
	~~Inter~~ As suddenly, the sauna's booked through May. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Sauna Ward flyover 2017-01-05 07:06 pm UTC (link)
	Hope everyone's got a good song or story ready. Do you think they'll be harsh critics? If you can't carry a tune, they'll start yelling for the nearest adult? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sauna Ward challenge 2017-01-05 07:19 pm UTC (link)
	I don't. But guess if they did, you'd just be able to plead innocent. No, I wasn't doing anything weird. I was just singing to my friends, the pictures. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Sauna Ward unregrettable 2017-01-08 12:28 pm UTC (link)
	Funny coincidence, that. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Sauna Ward thingamabobbs 2017-01-05 06:51 pm UTC (link)
	But... they'll still be there. And they can still hear. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Sauna Ward rosmarinus 2017-01-05 07:00 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, see, this is what I'm thinking. If the portraits are that bored, how long before they start gossiping with the next couple coming in? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sauna Ward thingamabobbs 2017-01-05 07:51 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah... what everyone else is doing in the sauna is none of my business and I don't wanna hear about it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Sauna Ward unregrettable 2017-01-08 12:32 pm UTC (link)
	I guess we'll find out. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Sauna Ward unregrettable 2017-01-08 12:30 pm UTC (link)
	They're in the entrance. Shut the door, cast a silencing charm. Problem solved. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Azurcrest Quid magicnumber 2017-01-05 07:10 pm UTC (link)
	I ACTUALLY CAN'T WAIT!! I practiced some over the break but no one wanted to practice getting hit in the face and it's not the same as practicing with the WHOLE TEAM. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Azurcrest Quid unregrettable 2017-01-08 12:42 pm UTC (link)
	A+ attitude, keep it up! I did some flying with Theo over Christmas, which was really weird, because it felt like she was captain again. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	SAUNA WARD misssperfect 2017-01-05 10:48 pm UTC (link)
	Oh my. I could kiss you, you know. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	SAUNA WARD unregrettable 2017-01-08 12:43 pm UTC (link)
	Well, don't feel you have to hold back... (Reply to this) (Parent)

	SAUNA WARD imnotlistening 2017-01-05 10:50 pm UTC (link)
	I wonder if the portraits speak sign language. ~~Not that I have anyone to bring in~~ (Reply to this) (Thread)

	SAUNA WARD unregrettable 2017-01-08 12:44 pm UTC (link)
	You could teach them! I bet that'd count as something interesting. (Reply to this) (Parent)