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13th-Aug-2008 06:01 pm
Title: Red and Gold B&B
Character(s): Red Riding Hood/Goldilocks.
Folklore From: Germany/British Isles
Rating: G
Summary: An ad for a fairytale B&B.

Nestled deep within the Black Forest of Germany, lies the Red and Gold Bed and Breakfast. Built to specification by Red Riding-Hood and Goldie Locks, this two story, thatched roof cottage has six spacious rooms, with beautiful vista views from every window. And our parlor provides room for those who wish to curl up next to our large fireplace, on cold nights.

Our team of chefs specialize in delicious meals (three times a day) for every pallet and dietary need, which include ingredients from our very own garden. And for those who book with us at least three months in advance, we provide Care Baskets which accommodate a variety of tastes (Picnic, Wine & Cheese, Fruit, and Homemade Cookies ... to name a few).

We also offer our guests full entertainment packages, including guided nature walks, and hunting or fishing trips. For the more daring amongst our guests, we offer tours which explore the legends of the region, and which embark each night after the sun goes down. If what legend tells us is correct, our forest is full of werewolves, sorcerers, witches, and even the devil. If you're a bit adventurous, maybe you will find one of these beings (or even more) ... even our own Red is said to have seen a werewolf in her time.
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