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Harry Potter Fic Masterlist
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A Cauldron Full of Health and Safety Love "I'm here from the Ministry." He carefully set his briefcase down beside the cash register and grabbed a pass from the front pocket. He handed it to her, and she glanced at an unflattering photograph and the words 'Percy Weasley, Head of the Department of Magical Health and Safety (Cauldron Specialist)'. (Jun 2009, 3800 words, Percy/Alicia, PG)

A Cock and Bull Story Severus had the biggest cock Hermione had ever seen, but she had no idea why he was keeping a pet chicken. (Oct 2005, 200 words, Hermione/Snape, PG13)

A Good Strong Pot of Tea Arabella Figg invites that lovely Mr Shacklebolt in for a cuppa. (Aug 2006, 900 words, Figg/Shacklebolt, G)

A New Perspective It has been exactly fifteen weeks, one day and nineteen hours since the battle, and so there has been plenty of time to fix the statue. (Feb 2009, 1500 words, Luna/Neville, G)

A Proposition Remus wants a favour. And a Severus to go with it. (Oct 2005, 2000 words, Remus/Snape, PG13)

A Snake By Any Other Name Because there's too much Remi, Siri and Sevi in the world. (Jul 2006, 100 words, Ravenclaw/Slytherin, PG13)

A Staff Meeting Sometimes, you discover something you never knew about a colleague. Just occasionally it can change your life. (May 2005, 200 words, Snape/Hooch, PG)

A Timely Intervention Hannah's words as he'd left flooded his head as he took his first step: don't let anybody see you, least of all your past self; you can't play any active role in the battle, and for Merlin's sake don't change anything; if you're trying to get to Hogwarts, you'll probably end up in the Entrance Hall, though I'm not completely sure; you can't Apparate at Hogwarts; May 2nd 2003 at 1.02 a.m. (Mar 2009, 15000 words, Neville/Tonks, NC17)#

About a Kneazle In which there is a cat called Snape. (May 2008, 1600 words, Ron/Hermione, G)

All the Ways Draco and Minerva Might've Hooked Up Parody of the Snape/Hermione ship, featuring such clichés as the Marriage Law, Dom!teachers, Dark Revels and romantic dances at the Yule Ball. And there is a kitten. (Jul 2008, 6000 words, Draco/Minerva, R)#

Anniversaire I'd been ignoring 99% of the interview stuff, but Jo said something in that Day In The Life thing about Victoire's birthday being on 2nd May, the anniversary of the final battle. That got me thinking. (Jun 2008, 2500 words, Andromeda gen with Teddy/Victoire, PG)

Awkward Questions Don't ask questions. (Jun 2005, 100 words, Petunia, G)

Babysitting Snape gets rid of a problem and Hermione gets the boy. (Jun 2006, 2600 words, Hermione/Draco, PG)

Battle Scars "And even if it does scar," his father said, "it isn't a bad thing, you know. Sometimes scars can tell stories. They can be really useful." (Mar 2009, 3000 words, Theodore, PG)

Between Friends Fluffy snogging fic, in which Lily decides that James might not be so bad after all. (Jul 2008, 600 words, James/Lily, PG)

Complicated Remus and Sirius strolled along the beach, idly chatting. (Aug 2005, 300 words, Remus/Sirius, G)

Cleaning Kreacher is cleaning. Cleaning, and following the Blood Traitor's spawn, walking along poor Mistress' hall with her unnatural hair as if she owns the place, a disgrace to the noble name of Black. (Aug 2007, 750 words, Kreacher, Remus/Tonks, PG)#

Cream on the Side A short, festive PWP in which there is Remus, Tonks, some cream and some twistiness. (Dec 2005, 1300 words, Remus/Tonks, Sirius, NC17)

Daisies It's sunny outside, and Luna thinks that it's the perfect sort of day for a picnic. Ginny isn't sure that she wants to go, and she can think of a hundred reasons not to, but Luna thinks of a thousand reasons why they should go, and, strangely, most of them make perfect sense. (Jul 2006, 1000 words, Ginny/Luna, G)

Dotted Lines Their relationship is intensifying by the day, and yet there are times when she has no idea where she stands with him. (Sep 2008, 3300 words, Remus/Tonks, PG)

Dress Robes Missing canon scene in which the twins give Ron a gift. (Jul 2007, 100 words, Fred, George, Ron, G)

Ega Mir Orrim Snape's heart's desire changes over time, as observed by the Mirror of Erised. (Jul 2007, 1200 words, Snape, G)

Er... James and Peter wonder what has become of their friends, who appear to have made themselves scarcer than usual. (Aug 2005, 100 words, Peter, James, Sirius/Remus, G)

Expecting the Unexpected Molly eagerly awaits the birth of another child. (Jun 2005, 100 words, Molly, G)

Expecto Patronum In which Remus produces his first Patronus. (Nov 2005, 1000 words, Remus, G)

Eye of the Beholder Remus thinks about Tonks and the future. (Aug 2005, 250 words, Remus/Tonks, G)

Fairytale Ending How Percy Weasley became the man he is today. (Feb 2006, 2600 words, Percy, G)

Fire A brief missing moment from the end of HBP. (Jul 2007, 250 words, Harry/Ginny, G)

Five Reasons Why Nymphadora Tonks Became an Auror Tonks always wanted to be an Auror. Her reasons changed as she grew up. (Jul 2007, 1700 words, Tonks, G)

Gentlewomen Prefer Blonds There is a popular theory among Muggleborns and Gryffindors that there is no such thing as a Slytherin love-match. It's hardly surprising; Gryffindors have a habit of leaping to conclusions, and combine it with being stupid. So stupid, in fact, that they dedicate too much time to spreading gossip and nowhere near enough time attending to important matters such as one's appearance. (Jul 2007, 1400 words, Lucius/Narcissa, PG)

Ghost Story In which Myrtle decides what to do with her life death. (Aug 2006, 1500 words, Myrtle, PG)

Greener Pastures He is almost scared of Luna; she deals with blatant fact and surreal fiction, and with nothing else in between. When she stares at him, Neville sometimes gets the impression that she can see everything about him, thoughts hopes dreams, but he likes her too, because when she studies him, Neville thinks she probably understands him, and she may well be the only person that really does anymore. (Mar 2006, 1000 words, Neville, Luna, G)

Hate is a Strong Word “Hate is a strong word, dear,” your primary school teacher mutters, as she looks at your picture and tuts without asking you what it is and why you drew it, and you watch her walk away like adults always do. But she wasn’t there and she doesn’t know and she doesn’t understand, so you just ignore her and carry on drawing. (Oct 2005, 700 words, Neville, G)#

Imagining It He was fantasising about his brother's girlfriend. It was sick. He probably was too. But Tonks was gorgeous, and clever, and she worked for the Ministry, and she'd been wearing a low-cut pink top that clung to curves that were Merlin's gift to the horny adolescent male, and he was an eighteen year old boy who had read a lot on the subject of raging hormones. So he probably couldn't help it. (April 2008, 3600 words, Percy/Tonks, NC17)#

In Every Man Within every great man, there is a great chest monster. A tragic and crack-infested tale of unrequited love. (Feb 2006, 700 words, Harry/chest monster, Harry/Ginny, G)

In which Snape befriends an old grey donkey, and life is gloomy, as usual Crossover with Winnie-the-Pooh. (Mar 2009, Snape, Eeyore, G)#

In Which We Learn What Tonks and Remus Get Up To in Bed (This fic does not require a summary.) (Jun 2006, 500 words, Remus/Tonks, G)

Like Eckeltricity You can tell that she thinks you’re mad, but isn’t going to hold it against you. (Jan 2006, 1600 words, Arthur/Molly, G)#

Love and War She always was a hopeless idealist. (Jan 2008, 2000 words, Tonks/Remus, G)

Maybe Draco and Harry try desperately to end up together. (Aug 2006, 100 words, Harry/Draco, G)

Mirror Mirror In which there is (almost) canonical sock!porn. Sequel to Socks Appeal and Stockings Appeal, Too. (Jul 2008, 1000 words, Albus/socks, NC17)

Mistletoe and Ribena Dora Tonks is fed up of the Ministry Christmas party until she meets a real live Auror, who is almost as interested to meet her. (Dec 2008, 1400 words, Tonks, Moody, G)

Moving On As the world moves on from war, Luna helps Ginny to understand what she wants to do with the rest of her life. (Jul 2007, 1500 words, Luna/Ginny, Harry/Ginny, R)#

Of Augusts Gone By Remus' mother casts her mind back over the years. (Aug 2005, 700 words, OC, Remus/Sirius, G)

Orderly Fashion Sort-of sequel to Visiting Hours, though it stands alone, and covers January to May of OotP. In which rather large amounts of alcohol are consumed, Remus and Tonks get together, and there is romantic comedy. (Oct 2008, 18000 words, Remus/Tonks, PG13)

Owed to PWP Because PWP had it coming. Parody. (Apr 2005, 2000 words, Hermione/Ron, NC17)

Perhaps In which Remus and Tonks are prevented from going on their first date, and make up for it by playing Strip Monopoly. (Jul 2008, 5000 words, Remus/Tonks, Sirius, Snape, Moody, PG13)#

Pink The potion is pink, so pink, and Tonks stares at it in a horrified disbelief which becomes amazed confusion. It's impossible, except that it isn't, as she well knows, even though it was only one time and they had consulted the calendar and assured themselves that they'd be fine. Set OotP-DH, and attempts to explain the rather dramatic shifts in the R/T relationship. (Jun 2008, 4500 words, Tonks/Remus, PG13)

Practising Constant Vigilance "...she had been close to Mad-Eye, Harry knew, his favourite and his protégée at the Ministry of Magic." (Sep 2007, 2000 words, Tonks, Moody, PG)

Practishe Makesh Perfect In which Sheverush and Tonksh drink a lot and do Naughty Thingsh. (Feb 2006, 2100 words, Snape/Tonks, NC17)

Rat and Rationality A young Peter Pettigrew discovers the wizarding world, and over time, he comes to find his place within it. (Jan 2008, 11000 words, Pettigrew, PG)#

Reserved She wants, and so she can. (Jan 2006, 500 words, Bellatrix/Narcissa, R)

Riddle Me This By the time you have reached an informed decision it is too late to do anything anyway. (Jun 2006, 3500 words, Minerva, PG)

Shagged Out There is one thing that bugs me above all others in fanfiction. I hate it when Tonks gets back from four days of chasing Dark Wizards around and has a spell-damaged ankle, and Remus is post-transformation and has been doing Order stuff all day, and then they take one look at each other and start removing each other's clothing, and shag very energetically, up against the fence. Now I'm sure there are circumstances when that is what they will do – although Tonks' ankle should be taken into account when choosing said fence – but sometimes... And just once, I would like her not to be wearing a lace thong and a coordinating half-cupped bra while fighting. So I wrote this. (Aug 2008, Harry/Ginny, 1500 words, PG13)

Silent Night Despite being stuck in different locations during the Christmas of HBP, Remus and Tonks' thoughts are in very similar places. (Dec 2008, Remus/Tonks, 2000 words, R)

Sleepless Nights How many is too many? (Sep 2005, 1500 words, Snape/Tonks/Remus, G)

Smells Like Springtime Luna sniffs the air, and smiles. "It smells like springtime again. I missed this." (Jul 2006, 1500 words, Neville/Luna, G)

Socks Appeal Albus has a lot of socks. Warnings for strange fetishes, lewd and deviant fantasies, threesomes and moresomes, pervy Dumbledore, sock abuse, Dumbledore abuse, comma abuse, abuse of innocent characters, dubious consent, socky voyeurism, and lots and lots (and lots) of socks. (Sep 2005, 800 words, Albus/socks, NC17)

Something New An accusation of criminal activity leads to a meeting of Remus and Auror Tonks. A fist fight, an arrest, and eventual romance ensue. Set between PoA and GoF. (Oct 2008, 10,000 words, Remus/Tonks, PG13)#

Stockings Appeal, Too 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the school, Not a creature was stirring, except an old fool. Sequel to Socks Appeal. (Dec 2005, 500 words, Albus/socks, NC17)

Tea and Sympathy Remus and Tonks have a one-night stand after Sirius's death -- he feels guilty afterward and pushes her away. (Aug 2005, 16500 words, Tonks/Remus, R)

The End of the War A month before the end of the war, Alice Longbottom sits in an armchair with her son on her lap. She's telling him a story that he's too young to understand. It has a happily ever after and she is silently praying that they will have one too. (Apr 2006, 2000 words, Longbottoms, PG)

The Girl Next Door He has no idea what her name is, or where she's from, or what she did to end up here. Initially, he thought Death Eater, but there's no Dark Mark, so then he thought maybe just plain murderer, or arsonist, or robber, or some git stupid enough to criticise Crouch. Anyway, he comes to think of her as Jane. (Jan 2009, 1000 words, Sirius/OC, PG13)#

The Girl With Too Many Breasts [crossover with Coupling] Can there ever be such a thing as too many breasts? (Jan 2009, 2750 words, Tonks/Jeff, PG13)#

The Plot Bunny Obviously, plot bunnies exist. But how much do you know about them? This essay attempts to explore the natural history of plot bunnies and how they have affected literature. (Feb 2005, 2200 words, G)#

The Sound of Magic In which there is Maria-Sue, a Molly with seven children (what's so fearsome about that?) and a goatherd who is no longer lonely. (Jun 2008, 5000 words, Weasleys, PG)

Tricky Business She flirts by the textbook, though she is probably unaware of it, and I immediately feel rather bad for her, because she doesn't have a hope in hell. (Dec 2008, 5400 words, Verity, Fred/Hermione, PG13)#

Umbrella A lowly Ministry employee meets with sudden good fortune when she falls in love with a very Charming wizard and is invited to a ball at Malfoy Manor. Pastiche/crack. (Oct 2008, 3000 words, Lucius/Umbridge, PG13)

Variations on a Happily Ever After All was eventually well, but it took nineteen years to get there. The journey from the Battle of Hogwarts to the epilogue, from the point of view of many of the HP women. (Apr 2008, 7500 words, various, G)

Visiting Hours Ten visits to hospital; ten days in the life of Nymphadora Tonks; ten stages in Remus and Tonks' relationship, set GoF through to DH. (Sep 2007, 20,000 words, Tonks/Remus, PG13)

Why Have Cotton When You Can Have Cashmere? Lucius Malfoy was not the kind to storm around slamming doors and yelling at house-elves – threatening them, yes, but yelling at them was a little undignified. Today though, he was Very Angry, and not without just cause, so he felt that a little door-slamming was perfectly acceptable. (Apr 2006, 2400 words, Lucius/Narcissa/socks, R)

Wild Sphinx Chase Nine and a half days, they'd been tramping through the bloody Peak District, and they had seen neither hide nor hair of the sphinx. (Dec 2008, 4500 words, Ron/Harry, R)

With You Presently A fake plastic tree stood in the corner of the room, and it was sadly appropriate, because fake and plastic was how the whole of December had seemed this year. (Dec 2008, 3300 words, Tonks/Remus, PG)