| HP fic: "A Cauldron Full of Health and Safety Love" [Percy/Alicia] |
[Jul. 6th, 2009|09:37 pm] |
Pairing/Characters: Percy/Alicia, Katie
Rating: PG
Word Count: 3800
Disclaimer: I own nothing you recognise and no profit is being made.
Summary: "I'm here from the Ministry." He carefully set his briefcase down beside the cash register and grabbed a pass from the front pocket. He handed it to her, and she glanced at an unflattering photograph and the words 'Percy Weasley, Head of the Department of Magical Health and Safety (Cauldron Specialist)'.
Notes: Written for ![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) purelush for ![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/community.gif) percy_ficathon 2009. Thanks to Mrs Muggle for the beta!
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| HP fic: "Battle Scars" [Theodore, PG] |
[May. 29th, 2009|01:55 am] |
Character(s): Theodore Nott; several canon characters in supporting roles
Rating: PG
Word-count: 3000
Warnings (if any): Interview canon?
Summary: "And even if it does scar," his father said, "it isn't a bad thing, you know. Sometimes scars can tell stories. They can be really useful."
Beta: Mrs Muggle
A/N: Written for Springtime Gen 2009.
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| HP fic: A Timely Intervention (1/3) [Neville/Tonks, NC17] |
[Apr. 6th, 2009|01:51 am] |
| [ | Tags | | | a timely intervention, author's favourites, character: andromeda black/tonks, character: hannah abbott, character: neville longbottom, character: nymphadora tonks/lupin, character: teddy lupin, fandom: harry potter, genre: action/adventure, genre: drama, genre: humour, genre: romance, hp_springsmut, length: 10000+, nixitall, rating: nc17, ship: neville/tonks, type: het, warning: explicit sex, warning: explicit smut, warning: time travel, warning: violence | ] |
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: NC17
Characters: Neville, Tonks, Hannah, Teddy, Andromeda, others
Pairing: Neville/Tonks (past Remus/Tonks; HG/RW, HP/GW, Hannah/Ernie)
Length: a touch over 15,000 words, in 3 chapters
Genre: Um... Rom/com with angst, action/adventure and time travel. Drama, probably.
Warning(s): lots of interview canon ignored, sort of AU, violence
Summary: Hannah's words as he'd left flooded his head as he took his first step: don't let anybody see you, least of all your past self; you can't play any active role in the battle, and for Merlin's sake don't change anything; if you're trying to get to Hogwarts, you'll probably end up in the Entrance Hall, though I'm not completely sure; you can't Apparate at Hogwarts; May 2nd 2003 at 1.02 a.m.
Beta and general helping-me-stop-the-time-travel-breaking-my-brain person: mrs_muggle ♥
Disclaimer: I own nothing you recognise, and no profit is being made.
Author’s Notes: Written for nixitall for hp_springsmut 2009. Also, I couldn't say it at the time without failing even more at anon, but I have always wanted to see this pairing, so thank you for requesting it! :D
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| A Timely Intervention (2/3) |
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| A Timely Intervention (3/3) |
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| HPxPooh fic: In which Snape befriends an old grey donkey, and life is gloomy, as usual [SS, Eeyore] |
[Mar. 5th, 2009|06:21 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | author's favourites, character: severus snape, era: ps, fandom: harry potter, fandom: winnie-the-pooh, genre: crossover, genre: friendship, length: 1000-2000, pooh character: eeyore, rating: g, type: gen | ] |
Fandoms: Harry Potter x Winnie-the-Pooh
Characters: Snape, Eeyore
Rating: G for Gloominess
Beta: Mrs Muggle
Word Count: 1700
Summary: see title.
Disclaimer: I own nothing you recognise and no profit is being made.
A/N: Set during PS and sometime after the end of The House at Pooh Corner. The timing does not work even slightly, but I am going to stick my fingers in my ears and go lalalalala should anybody bring that up ;) Also, these two + Marvin = my new OT3.
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| Fic: "A New Perspective" [Luna/Neville] |
[Feb. 27th, 2009|07:42 pm] |
Rating: G
Characters: Luna, Neville, Ginny.
Pairing: Neville/Luna, just about
Length: 1500
Genre: fluffy friendshippy pre-romance, set early in DH
Summary: It has been exactly fifteen weeks, one day and nineteen hours since the battle, and so there has been plenty of time to fix the statue.
Beta: Mrs Muggle
Disclaimer: Not mine; no profit is being made.
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| Goodnight Mister Tom fic: "Carrie's War" [Carrie, G] |
[Jan. 15th, 2009|10:36 pm] |
Title: Carrie's War
Fandom: Goodnight Mister Tom
Rating: G
Characters: Carrie Thatcher (Ginnie Thatcher, Zacharias Wrench)
Length: 1,300 words
Genre: fairly angsty character study
Summary: She suspects that Ginnie isn't asleep either, and for half a moment, she considers whispering to her sister and sharing a fragment of her imaginings.
Beta: Mrs Muggle
Disclaimer: Everything you recognise is the property of Michelle Magorian, except for the title, which is shamelessly stolen from Nina Bawden. No profit is being made.
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| fic: "The Girl Next Door" [Sirius/OC] |
[Jan. 15th, 2009|10:10 pm] |
Rating: PG13 for obscenities liek woah
Characters: Sirius, OC
Pairing: Sirius/OC (one-sided)
Length: 1000
Genre & warnings: angst, rather dark. Brash treatment of mental illness – do not read if this is likely to offend.
Summary: He has no idea what her name is, or where she's from, or what she did to end up here. Initially, he thought Death Eater, but there's no Dark Mark, so then he thought maybe just plain murderer, or arsonist, or robber, or some git stupid enough to criticise Crouch. Anyway, he calls her Jane.
Beta: Mrs Muggle
Disclaimer: Not mine; no profit is being made.
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| fic: "Orderly Fashion" (4/5) |
[Jan. 15th, 2009|08:30 pm] |
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| Fic: "Tricky Business" [Verity, Fred/Hermione, PG13] |
[Jan. 10th, 2009|05:53 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | author's favourites, character: fred weasley, character: george weasley, character: hermione granger/weasley, character: verity, era: post-canon, fandom: harry potter, harry_holidays, length: 5000-10000, rating: pg13, ship: fred/hermione, type: het, warning: au, warning: ewe | ] |
Characters: Verity, Fred/Hermione, George, several Pygmy Puffs, many cameos by other canon characters.
Rating: PG13
Wordcount: 5,400
Summary: She flirts by the textbook, though she is probably unaware of it, and I immediately feel rather bad for her, because she doesn't have a hope in hell.
Warnings: EWE and AU: Fred lives.
Beta: Mrs Muggle
Disclaimer: I own nothing you recognise and no profit is being made.
Author's notes: Written for mandy_jg for harry_holidays 2008. Brownie points to anybody who spots the tiny Chalet School reference.
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| Masterlist of fics for little oddmenty fandoms |
[Jan. 4th, 2009|12:44 pm] |
Coupling UK
The Girl with Too Many Breasts [crossover with Harry Potter] Can you ever have too many breasts? (Jan 2009, 2750 words, Jeff/Tonks, PG13)
Firefly/Serenity
Black as Green The sky outside is as black as grass would be green, if only she could see grass, only she can't see any grass, and she has no way of knowing that grass is still green where it can still be seen, and so maybe that simile is obsolete. (Dec 2008, 500 words, G, River)
Five Reasons Mal and Inara Never Dated In which Mal and Inara clearly fancy each other, but never quite make it off the ship. (Aug 2006, 1000 words, PG13, Mal/Inara)
Goodnight Mister Tom
Carrie's War She suspects that Ginnie isn't asleep either, and for half a moment, she considers whispering to her sister and sharing a fragment of her imaginings. (Jan 2009, 1300 words, Carrie, G)
Winnie-the-Pooh
In which Snape befriends an old grey donkey, and life is gloomy, as usual [crossover with Harry Potter] I suspect this fic does not need a summary. (Mar 2009, Snape, Eeyore, G) |
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| HPxCoupling fic: "The Girl With Too Many Breasts" [Tonks/Jeff] |
[Jan. 4th, 2009|12:20 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | author's favourites, character: nymphadora tonks/lupin, coupling character: jeff murdock, coupling character: patrick maitland, coupling character: steve taylor, fandom: coupling, fandom: harry potter, genre: crack, genre: crossover, length: 2500-5000, rating: pg13, type: het, xover ship: tonks [hp]/jeff [coupling] | ] |
Crossover: Harry Potter x Coupling.
Rating: PG13
Pairing: Jeff/Tonks's breasts. (Also appearances by Steve and Patrick)
Length: 2750 words
Genre: Crack.
Summary: Can there ever be such a thing as too many breasts?
Beta: Mrs Muggle ♥
Disclaimer: Not mine; no profit is being made.
Author’s Notes: Because having thought of it, I couldn't not. Also, I've been wanting to write Coupling fic for ages, and I can't write fanfic without Tonks elbowing her way in. I would appreciate it if you would forget that the timing doesn't work. Tonks is CoS/PoA sort of age (21?). Jeff was going to be somewhere before his own canon, except that I wrote Patrick in before I remembered that they hadn't met yet, so let's pretend Tonks has had a time turner accident and failed to notice or something, and Jeff is not in Lesbos. 'Kay?
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| fic: "Wild Sphinx Chase" [Harry/Ron, R] |
[Jan. 3rd, 2009|09:37 am] |
| [ | Tags | | | character: harry potter, character: hermione granger/weasley, character: ron weasley, character: the sphinx, derryere, fandom: harry potter, hp_yule_balls, length: 2000-5000, rating: r, ship: harry/ron, type: slash | ] |
Rating: R
Pairing: Harry/Ron
Summary: Nine and a half days, they'd been tramping through the bloody Peak District, and they had seen neither hide nor hair of the sphinx.
Word Count: 4500
Warnings: EWE, established relationship, frotting, camping
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended. All characters engaging in sexual activity are 16 years or older.
Author's Notes: Written as a pinch hit for hp_yule_balls, for derryere. Thanks to Mrs Muggle for beta-reading
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| drabble: "Er..." |
[Dec. 29th, 2008|01:06 pm] |
Characters: Peter, James, Remus/Sirius
Rating: PG
First Posted: August 2005 to dogdaysofsummer. Can't remember what the prompt was. *shifty*
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| drabble: "Expecting the Unexpected" [Molly] |
[Dec. 29th, 2008|01:05 pm] |
Character: Molly
Rating: G
First Posted: June 2005 to ginevra100. Prompt: "unexpected"
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| Firefly fic: "Black as Green" [River, G] |
[Dec. 23rd, 2008|10:47 am] |
Fandom: Firefly
Rating: G
Character: River Tam (also Kaylee)
Length: 500 words
Genre: character studyish genfic
Summary: The sky outside is as black as grass would be green, if only she could see grass, only she can't see any grass, and she has no way of knowing that it is still green where it can still be seen, and so maybe that simile is obsolete.
Beta: Mrs Muggle
Disclaimer: Not mine; no profit is being made.
Author’s Notes: Con-crit is adored; flames are always cherished, as long as they're nice and creative ;)
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| fic: "With You Presently" [Remus/Tonks gen, PG] |
[Dec. 22nd, 2008|10:01 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | character: charlie weasley, character: fred weasley, character: george weasley, character: ginny weasley/potter, character: kingsley shacklebolt, character: nymphadora tonks/lupin, character: remus lupin, character: ron weasley, character: verity, era: dh, fandom: harry potter, genre: christmas, genre: general, length: 2500-5000, metamorfic_moon, rating: pg, type: gen | ] |
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Rating: PG
Pairing: Remus/Tonks
Length: 3300 words
Genre: General, Christmas, fluff
Warning(s): Exceptionally cheesy?
Summary: A fake plastic tree stood in the corner of the room, and it was sadly appropriate, because fake and plastic was how the whole of December had seemed this year.
Beta: Mrs Muggle
Disclaimer: Not mine; no profit is being made.
Author’s Notes: Written for the metamorfic moon Pink Christmas Advent for the prompts 'chocolate' and "You've had too much Christmas," she said seriously. "It has palled on your taste, as all good things will do if you overdo them. Did you ever try giving Christmas to somebody else?" ( L.M. Montgomery - The Osbornes' Christmas.)
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| fic: "Mistletoe and Ribena" [gen, Moody and Tonks, G] |
[Dec. 10th, 2008|11:01 pm] |
Characters: little!Tonks, Moody
Genre: Christmas gen, Moment Without Proper Plot.
Rating: G
Word count: 1400
Beta: Mrs Muggle
Summary: Dora Tonks is fed up of the Ministry Christmas party until she meets a real live Auror, who is almost as interested to meet her.
Disclaimer: If I were JKR, Moody and Tonks would still be alive and kicking Death Eater ass. Also, I do not own Ribena and apologise if I am incorrect about its nutritional value.
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