17 February 2009 • The Wizarding World's Beguiling Broadsheet of Choice • 2 κ
HITWIZARD’S BODY FOUND IN THE THAMES
By Kenneth Towler
London, England - At 2AM the body of Christopher Carmichael was found on the bank of the River Thames.
At 5am this morning Ministry head of the Hitwizard Department, Carmine Bones, made a statement confirming that Carmichael’s cause of death was the unforgivable killing curse. It’s believed that his body was dumped in river in an attempt to get rid of evidence. His wand has yet to be located.
“Christopher Carmichael, was a pillar to our community,” said Mr. Bones in his press conference speech. “He understood the importance of creating an environment for the wizarding world that worked cohesively with the Ministry of Magic’s new goal to creating a better tomorrow. He will be deeply mourned by his friends, family, and the Department of Magical Law Enforcement.”
Carmichael was a well respected Hitwizard who’s beat in Rhetorik Alley made him popular amongst the locals. He regularly could be found with his partner, Pavak Patil, helping residents with lawn work, entertaining children, and addressing people by their first names.
His family was unavailable for comment, however funeral services have been organized for Thursday at 2pm at The Ottery St. Catchpole church.