Dear Squeenix,
We need to talk. No, really, we do. I know, I know, I've given you shit before ('sup, killing Angeal and yet Nomura rockstar mancrush is pastede in yay!Genesis WILL NOT DIE; oh hai thar, breaking up on OT3 with your craptabulous retconning Balther into FF:T), but this is me the gamer speaking now, not me the petulant fangirl. We need to talk.
About these mini games of yours in FF12.
Now, I thought making the Vaan basically making himself jailbait for the guards minigame near the beginning was...really fucking lame. But at least it had the amusement factor of, well, Vaan yelling for the guards to come over and get him. The way he said, "Kotchi, kotchi!" ("Over, heeee~re~!") made the inner twelve-year-old snicker uncontrollably at the flirtatiousness of it all. At least I had a giggle at that, because otherwise I would have been eyetwitching. Hell, I was when the guards caught me that one time. ...I will refrain from sharing Bad Thoughts about Vaan and the guards; you can thank me later.
So that was lame. It really was. I mean, I see what you were shooting for, I do. But.
But hey, whatev. I kept on playing, things were golden...and then came the "plant the rumor" mini game.
Congrats, you managed to up the "...this is so stupid" factor, and that took skillz, yo. And I honestly didn't think you could one-up that.
I should never, ever underestimate you, Sqeenix. Never.
...the "be a glorified telephone for a railcard" minigame was WUT. I spent the whole time doing it going, "...this is the stupidest thing EVER," complete with variations on the theme of how fucking stupid it was. I should not be thinking, "when will this be OVER?!" when playing a game, Squeenix. There is a difference between "more content" and "pointless content," and guess which side you're on. And I'm truly terrified to think of what other dumbass shit crap you're going to make me do instead of actually gaming or sleeping.
120 hours in and only just getting to Draklor Laboratory,
jou
PS: Also, I want this game to end already. I kinda want to play Persona 4 and Tales of the Abyss. But I can't with FF12 breathing down my throat. This is a good game, but good GOD, 120 hours and I'm only about halfway done?! My attention span can't keep this up, yo.
We need to talk. No, really, we do. I know, I know, I've given you shit before ('sup, killing Angeal and yet Nomura rockstar mancrush is pastede in yay!Genesis WILL NOT DIE; oh hai thar, breaking up on OT3 with your craptabulous retconning Balther into FF:T), but this is me the gamer speaking now, not me the petulant fangirl. We need to talk.
About these mini games of yours in FF12.
Now, I thought making the Vaan basically making himself jailbait for the guards minigame near the beginning was...really fucking lame. But at least it had the amusement factor of, well, Vaan yelling for the guards to come over and get him. The way he said, "Kotchi, kotchi!" ("Over, heeee~re~!") made the inner twelve-year-old snicker uncontrollably at the flirtatiousness of it all. At least I had a giggle at that, because otherwise I would have been eyetwitching. Hell, I was when the guards caught me that one time. ...I will refrain from sharing Bad Thoughts about Vaan and the guards; you can thank me later.
So that was lame. It really was. I mean, I see what you were shooting for, I do. But.
But hey, whatev. I kept on playing, things were golden...and then came the "plant the rumor" mini game.
Congrats, you managed to up the "...this is so stupid" factor, and that took skillz, yo. And I honestly didn't think you could one-up that.
I should never, ever underestimate you, Sqeenix. Never.
...the "be a glorified telephone for a railcard" minigame was WUT. I spent the whole time doing it going, "...this is the stupidest thing EVER," complete with variations on the theme of how fucking stupid it was. I should not be thinking, "when will this be OVER?!" when playing a game, Squeenix. There is a difference between "more content" and "pointless content," and guess which side you're on. And I'm truly terrified to think of what other dumbass shit crap you're going to make me do instead of actually gaming or sleeping.
120 hours in and only just getting to Draklor Laboratory,
jou
PS: Also, I want this game to end already. I kinda want to play Persona 4 and Tales of the Abyss. But I can't with FF12 breathing down my throat. This is a good game, but good GOD, 120 hours and I'm only about halfway done?! My attention span can't keep this up, yo.
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