F.F.F. - Funny Fan Fiction

Found this gem just now, it's hilarious, and it's almost completely not-gay! Not that that's really a good thing, just an unusual thing, and not at all bad in this case.

Red Dwarf - PGish - The Wizard of Smeg
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4716335/1/The_Wonderful_Wizard_of_Smeg

Ho ho what have we here? Red Dwarf slash. It does exist. Not sure if all of this is funny, I only got through a couple, but it's RD. And it's written with some serious suave by a woman who lives on the edge. http://www.roadstergal.info/misc/rd.htm