| vi halen and facebook |
[17 Nov 2009|10:55pm] |
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hello everyone, i'm vi and i've been telling everyone about a dream i had last night where i was riding bowser in a race. what's the most bizarre dream you can recollect? for the record, we lost :(
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| derek crouton |
[15 Nov 2009|07:37pm] |
hey, you guys, i'm derek and i need a better screen name. any ideas?
alternately, how was your weekend? did you party? did you puke? did you do something illegal? did you stay at home and watch movies? tell meeeeee
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| callanoscopy fb overwhelm me cmon |
[05 Nov 2009|12:37pm] |
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what's the very first thing you do when you wake up?
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| conrad obscura |
[27 Oct 2009|11:38pm] |
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Hey. I'm Dylan. I'm into high fives. What's up?
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| diediedilorenzo |
[19 Oct 2009|11:18pm] |
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a couple months ago i got in my head to throw my kid in a big ass balloon. when he got out of range i'd call up the pigs then channel 4 cause always wanted to be on tv. turns out some fucking chooch stole idea. anyways, the worst of it is that mother fuckers kid wasn't even in the goddamn balloon and the little dick was in a box. back to square fuckin one: what should i do to get on cops?
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| comcassionate & fb |
[11 Oct 2009|09:40pm] |
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hi i'm cass. i went to bed insanely late last night (or really this morning) and slept till late afternoon. i'm usually an early riser so that's unusual for me. what's your sleep schedule like?
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| youdontowenme |
[05 Oct 2009|12:13pm] |
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so i'm addicted to cafe world on facebook which kind of disgusts me but i blame my amazing girlfriend. so add me on that and be my neighbor so my addiction can be fueled.
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| kiska bang bang | fb |
[21 Sep 2009|11:28pm] |
I just got in from work and I smell like the banana peel, garbage, and antiseptic spray is completely stuck in my nose or something.
Someone cheer a girl up?
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| hunting miss daisy |
[15 Sep 2009|06:43pm] |
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So I just discovered WP and now my life's goal is to be this much of a BAMF. What do you want to be when you grow up?
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| they call her miss innocent |
[31 Aug 2009|04:41pm] |
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Holas!! My name is Chevelley Shanelle Kennedy. Yes I am named after a car, Chevy. I do go by Chevy or Chevelley. I'm half Latia and half German. I speak Spanish...and some German. But Im horrible at it. icanhavechevy is my aim. Know it love it use it.
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| riley the bamf |
[26 Aug 2009|10:58pm] |
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hi i'm riley and hey, lets throw in a trendy question here or whatever the fuck: whats your favorite quote? make it good people. lets not waste my time!!
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| callanivore discuss this fluff lump leaning against my arm shall we |
[22 Aug 2009|07:57pm] |
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howdy doo
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| yocharliee & fb |
[21 Aug 2009|01:04am] |
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hello my name is charlie and last night after way to many martinis i decided to name my boobs tina and sheryl. what are the name of your crown jewels and if you don't have a name can i name them?
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| marclovin i am not allowed near facebook |
[19 Aug 2009|01:23pm] |
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| lovegamejere |
[08 Aug 2009|07:15pm] |
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hello i'm jeremiah and i love waking up to my lovely girlfriend every morning either that or my pet bunny who thinks she's my girlfriend and sneaks into my bed in the morning
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| say anicthing |
[06 Aug 2009|11:55pm] |
hello all you gorgeous people, i'm nick and when i grow up i want to be a victoria's secret angel. i'm also an insomniac and love to do random shit at all hours of the night. tonight i'm feeling something involving a slip n slide, whip cream and bubbles.
do i have any takers?
oh and unlike josh, i want to do more than just kiss you all ;)
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| urbrand legend |
[06 Aug 2009|11:27pm] |
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i just heard lfo's "summer girls" on the radio (i wanted to shoot myself) and it took me back to when i was twelve. what's the one song that takes you back?
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