Bloody Hell! I met an actual talking dog. Scared the crap out of me at first. Alright.. can someone tell me where I am? I wonder if my family is here like the lists says.
Heads are gonna roll of you don't take me back to Storybrooke or bring Eve here. There is no third option. No one takes me away from my bestie and gets away with it.
Bloody hell, it's Valentines day. I'm a little glad Hermione isn't here, since I'd have to get her something, but I still mainly wish she was, because it'd be nice to see her.
Rose, I found a BRA in the bathroom, and if it's not yours, you need to tell your little girlfriend to stop leaving her clothes all over when you stay over.
Oh no, this is far from acceptable. Send me back now! I did pass some tests, and quite awesomely in fact, but then I'm pretty awesome myself. I have quidditch to practice. Snitch isn't going to catch itself, you see.
And there's a few missing people that need finding. So if I could find a way back, it would be bloody nice, really. My family will hear of this.