Freedomtown IC

Well, I certainly picked a fine time to be teleported to space from another dimension.

Granted, I've been in space before. But this is certainly different.

Okay. This might seem a little bit weird to ask, but I have to. And normally, I'm definitely not this awkward about it.

I need a sex partner. Or two. Or three. Really, numbers don't matter, I just need someone I can have casual, no strings attached sex with on a regular basis.

Why? See, where I'm from, I'm what you'd call a succubus. A branch of fae that feeds off of the sexual energy, or chi, if you will, of others. I need to do it to survive.

No regular humans need apply. Sorry, but that's just too messy, and I don't really want to kill anyone. But anyone supernatural, superhuman, whatever who can take it, sure.

And like I said, normally don't do this, but I prefer living.

Apparently I've passed through some sort of portal, because this is not where I was a few minutes ago.

That, or I'm hallucinating this entire thing, which is, perhaps, even more likely.

And...who is Ron Weasley? Your...your things are in my room. Jumpers and such.