Bet cha been wondering where I've been, eh?
WONDER NO MORE!
Harl's got a little something for the world and I need to make some bank.
Listen up Ladies and Gents, I got a message for ya.
Arkham Asylum my home from back home showed up so I've been giving it a little makeover.
That's right Arkham Asylum is open and ready for business.
We've got a casino, bars, dance floor, prison food restraint (Don't try the mystery meat!), hotel rooms, and jail cells you can rent out for the night. You know you always had that fantasy, am I right?
Anyways, we got a fun zone for the kiddies too. Lazer tag, whach a mole, foam pits,monster truck tracks, and a dance studio with free pink tutus.
Lastly, to open up the place right, high stakes poker game at midnight, 1.000 for a seat at the table. If you want to be someone in this world, bet your ass you want to be at this table.