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pendulumchanges (pendulumchanges) wrote in forwardthinking,
@ 2010-05-27 08:03:00

hilarity
So the Republicans have launched this new website, AmericaSpeakingOut.com. From the site: "America Speaking Out is your opportunity to change the way Congress works by proposing ideas for a new policy agenda." You'll find a few real suggestions from actual Republicans, but mostly you'll find awesome "ideas" from extremely funny liberals. After a few minutes of browsing I found my favorite:

all sour cream, cottage cheese, cream cheese, yogurt, and tapioca lids should be interchangeable. that way, when you have some leftover soup, you can just grab any old tub and any old lid. or leftover spaghetti.

You can read a little more about the launch of the site in THIS Washington Post article, but really, just go to the site and start reading the posts. My friend said it restored her faith in the American sense of humor :)

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outlander
2010-05-27 01:58 pm UTC (link)

OK, some of these are hysterical.
While wrong, this one made me snort diet coke:

I'm kinda sick of my grandparents. When are those death panels going to kick in? I though they would be here by now!

Though there are also some down right scary ones, that I'm seriously afraid aren't meant as a joke. I don't think the Republicans had any idea what they got themselves into.

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	pendulumchanges 2010-05-28 12:28 am UTC (link)
	It's fun reading all the funny stuff, but when you stumble upon a real one it's a little disconcerting! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	xie_xie_xie 2010-05-27 05:05 pm UTC (link)
	ROFL... if english is good enough for baby jesus, its good enough for americans. (Reply to this)

	xie_xie_xie 2010-05-27 06:34 pm UTC (link)
	That's two hours of my life I'll never get back... gee, thanks, Pend! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	pendulumchanges 2010-05-28 12:29 am UTC (link)
	:D :D :D :P (Reply to this) (Parent)

	xie_xie_xie 2010-05-28 01:40 am UTC (link)
	When a republican was president, my family was strong; very strong. We could even lift the church bus. Now with Obummer and his cronies in charge, my family is puny and sickly. Now we can't even change a tire. Please tell me how the government can help strengthen my family again. Please. I beg you (Reply to this) (Thread)

	vl_redreign 2010-05-28 02:17 am UTC (link)
	DIES (Reply to this) (Parent)

	LOL princess_leyna 2010-05-28 06:53 am UTC (link)
	I strongly object to that fascist sign at the mall always knowing where I am. The Founders clearly intended me to be able to pick out a tasteful ascot at Urban Outfitters without Big Brother watching and/or critiquing my hair. (Reply to this)