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butt pirate mcfuckwick, phd (twelfthson) wrote in foltlins,
@ 2008-10-23 22:35:00

FIRST SEX THREAD WUT.
Who: Benjy and Sirius.
When: October 23 1978 THE NIGHT SIRIUS AND BENJY BECAME MEN Dax would be so proud when he was done laughing.
Where: Benjy's place where else.
What: Sex. No, seriously. Sex. That's all this thread is about. Sex.

There came a time in a little boy's life when just constantly snogging and participating in various forms of oral sex and two-participant masturbation with your much younger secret boyfriend just aren't enough anymore. Benjy wasn't aware that he'd reached this point yet, but he had. Sitting on Benjy's infamous couch, which had been a stage for unspeakable sexual deeds all fall and a recepticle for Jack's puke for years before that and some old guy's tv-watching life for a number of years before that, with Sirius doing all manner of unspeakable things to him, Benjy was not aware that tonight was going to be a night that would make him uncharacteristically quiet around Dax for at least the next week. All Benjy was aware of was Sirius was smashed and Benjy was working on joining him and that it never failed to amaze him that Sirius's arse was better squeezing than most of the birds he'd fucked. In-fucking-credible.

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sosirius
2008-10-23 11:52 pm UTC (link)

Sirius was doing unspeakable things with his lips. Over time, he had gotten incredibly good at it, and from the very beginning seemed much more apt to it than he originally thought he'd be. Of course, whenever Sirius set out to a new venture, he eventually conquered it and won automatically, so really, blowing Benjy was nothing new. It was just, spit got everywhere and there was never enough time to do something with it.

Once coming up for air, Sirius drew his hand across his mouth and gasped, just a bit. "How much've you had to drink?" he stuttered, immediately launching for Benjy's neck and tenderly biting as much skin as he felt was necessary. "There's no way you're gonna get to my level of inebriation just yet."

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twelfthson
2008-10-23 11:59 pm UTC (link)

Benjy occasionally found Sirius's spazziness disorienting. Like right now. The blowing. The blowing had been nice. Why did it have to stop?

Love is not complaining about the blowjob stopping. Love is letting it go and answering the question.

"Kind of hard to get pissed when someone's blowing you," Benjy replied hoarsely, closing his eyes as Sirius bit him. "It's rude, like, to just grab your drink while someone's doing it, right? Sends the wrong message."

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sosirius
2008-10-24 12:09 am UTC (link)

With a relatively pathetic nod and a quizzical look, Sirius asked, "do I look like I would care at this point?" He asked, "Honestly?" Sirius had Benjy's cock in his hands already, since his lips were now working their way up Benjy's chin and towards his mouth. "I'm only wondering, since I got something to ask you," he said calmly, slowly making his way from where his knees were positioned on the couch to just being on top of Benjy, being that much closer. "It's real important, and it's the kind of question I reckon you'd be able to field if you were as smashed as I almost am now," replied Sirius, in a level-headed sense that seemed oddly out of place.

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	twelfthson 2008-10-24 12:17 am UTC (link)
	"You can ask any kinda question you want, kiddo," Benjy said fondly, looking at Sirius in mild wonder and attempting to focus on the discussion at hand despite Sirius' hands, damnit. One of his hands seemed uncertain as to where on Sirius's back it wanted to be. The other was in Sirius's hair. It was a good night. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

sosirius
2008-10-24 12:22 am UTC (link)

It was a good feeling, to be so involved and in the moment. For a second, while it felt like a weird, ownership type of move, Sirius felt odd with Benjy's fist in his hair, but after a moment, and especially after Sirius snaked his tongue into Benjy's mouth, it felt nice and like some fantastically hot reassurance that Sirius needed. "As long as you're sure," he huffed against Benjy's lips, knowing that the feeling of the damp air on his lips would entice him all the more. "I'm just wondering if, you know," Sirius began, his hand inching towards the base of Benjy's cock in a move that Sirius had all at once become way too familiar with, "maybe this is the right time, to.." he paused, licking his lips. "You know."

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twelfthson
2008-10-24 12:31 am UTC (link)

Logically, Benjy should have known. Generally when people say You know, you know. Especially when their hands are on your private places and they're licking their lips and sticking their tongues into your mouth. Unfortunately, Benjy was frequently an idiot. In his defence, Sirius had to know this by now, as anybody who got to know Benjy found out that fact pretty quickly, as a general rule.

Still. Later on, he might have to blame the alcohol for this.

"I know?" Benjy repeated, trying with difficulty to focus on remembering what it was he knew instead of Sirius's hand on his cock what the fuck (maybe he could use that as an excuse later?).

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sosirius
2008-10-24 12:35 am UTC (link)

Roadblock. Sirius was fully expecting Benjy to have some vague idea of what he was talking about, but then again, being drunk and distracting, Sirius could never really be sure on anything. It was just a momentary thing, he thought to himself, grinding his hips down as much as he could while still being upright, moving his hand from Benjy's cock and sliding up his shirt.

This was no time for vague whispers. "Will spell it out for you, then," replied Sirius as plain as day with his mouth across Benjy's jawline, with his hands at Benjy's shirt and creeping up along the side of his face. "Fuck me," he hissed, sounding like a (horny) snake, just against the skin of Benjy's ear. "Now."

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twelfthson
2008-10-24 12:43 am UTC (link)

Well.

On one hand, who was Benjy to deny the man?

On the other hand... Benjy wanted to say that had come out of left field, but then again, Sirius had just been blowing him. He supposed it was mostly his fault for not catching on.

Frantically (and clearly not drunk enough), Benjy tried to remember every time Dax had mentioned his sex life, ever. This was not especially conducive to Benjy wanting to have sex, but he thought it might be helpful, as far as information went.

All he knew was lube was gonna be damn important.

"Now?" he repeated, giving very little indication to the Too Many Thoughts that'd just thundered through his head. It was very hard to keep logic in mind when Sirius was hissing in his ear and touching him. Especially considering Benjy wasn't good at logic in the first place. However, remembering drunken horror stories he'd tried to forget the next morning, he figured it was best to at least try to cling to a little bit of logic, rather than have Lindy or Dax yell at him if they ever found out about anything he did... wrong.

Unless Sirius kept touching him like that.

Then logic might have to fuck off.

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sosirius
2008-10-24 12:49 am UTC (link)

Rolling his eyes, Sirius made to move up and away from the couch, with Benjy's hands still upon him, frozen in shock, or whatever. How could he NOT have seen this coming? "Yeah," he said, sounding almost exasperated but coming off more like endearingly patient. "Come on," he urged, pulling Benjy to his feet and close to Sirius's body. "Not here, just because of," he paused, trying to get the word out, "space constraints." Another drunken stammer.

Yet this time, it didn't feel like it would be a drunken regret. It had to happen eventually, right? And, for now, all of Sirius's inhibitions got drunk and digested along with all the alcohol he had consumed in the evening. Right now he wanted to do things and feel things and be with Benjy, and who gave a shit otherwise, right?

A hand clutching Benjy's fingers, the other trailing along the side of his face, Sirius kissed him and smiled the kind of drunken stupid smile you think looks good but actually comes out as horrifying to anyone else. "Let's go," he said, and almost insisted. "Why the fuck not?"

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twelfthson
2008-10-24 12:54 am UTC (link)

Luckily for Sirius, Benjy was used to his horrifying drunken smiles by now. Daresay, he'd even gotten to the point where he liked them, too.

"No reason not to," Benjy replied, deciding that there probably wasn't. (However, he did pause to down the rest of his drink first. Sirius's inhibitions might have been fully embalmed at this point but Benjy still needed a little help.) "Nutter," he added, kissing Sirius and fairly dragging him to the bedroom.

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