Tweak

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Tweak says, "I'm your bestest only friend."

too nice to have his display name bastardized (hopped) wrote in foltlins,
@ 2008-11-21 16:57:00

We don't hang out alone enough anymore.
-l

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	owl sent to bother lindy wherever the fuck he is hatesthesky 2008-11-24 10:29 am UTC (link)
	i think the solution is to get married. - jack (Reply to this) (Thread)

	owl sent back to jack and sealed with a kiss hopped 2008-11-24 10:36 am UTC (link)
	Even if we put you in a dress, honey, nobody's giving us a certificate for that. Dax might forge one, though. I think he'd like being my mistress. -l (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	owl sent an hour later with shakier handwriting and some gin spillage. hatesthesky 2008-11-24 10:39 am UTC (link)
	you're the pansy, you'd wear the bloody dress. slytherin bastard. fuckin homewrecker. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	owl sent promptly back with no shakiness or spillage hopped 2008-11-24 10:45 am UTC (link)
	You have the arse for women's clothing. I'm a stick. I'd look awful in a dress. Are you jealous of him? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	owl sent back with more spillage hatesthesky 2008-11-24 10:46 am UTC (link)
	fuck you. logically if i were your husband and he your mistress i would in fact be quite jealous. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Owl still written with quite competent penmanship. hopped 2008-11-24 10:49 am UTC (link)
	Don't make me snog you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	return owl hatesthesky 2008-11-24 10:51 am UTC (link)
	at least wait 'til i pass out so i don't feel obliged to analyse the situation. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	owlie hopped 2008-11-24 10:53 am UTC (link)
	You know I couldn't take advantage of you like that, Jack. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	return owl hatesthesky 2008-11-24 10:59 am UTC (link)
	i know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	owl hopped 2008-11-24 11:05 am UTC (link)
	You are jealous, aren't you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	owlz hatesthesky 2008-11-24 11:06 am UTC (link)
	i'm drunk is what i am. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	owlololololw hopped 2008-11-24 11:09 am UTC (link)
	The only time you come anywhere close to giving a straight answer's when you're drunk. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	(H)owl hatesthesky 2008-11-24 11:12 am UTC (link)
	more accurately the only time you ask me incisive questions is when i'm drunk. what am i supposed to answer again? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lawlowl hopped 2008-11-24 11:14 am UTC (link)
	I'm not trying to control you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	(J)OWL hatesthesky 2008-11-24 11:18 am UTC (link)
	you're not that sinister. i know. i wasn't implying you were evil. i was implying i was difficult. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ow(l) hopped 2008-11-24 11:21 am UTC (link)
	Why are you difficult? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	(SC)owl hatesthesky 2008-11-24 11:22 am UTC (link)
	because i'm jupiter sinistra. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	(y)owl hopped 2008-11-24 11:24 am UTC (link)
	It must be serious if you're admitting that much. What happens if I come home right now? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	(f)owl hatesthesky 2008-11-24 11:26 am UTC (link)
	i never denied it. i just chose to frame it differently but there's no point in re-framing what you already know. everyone else can go be a giant fuck-off oak tree. i force you to drink more than you want to, you make me a chicken dinner, and i answer your question? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wow!l hopped 2008-11-24 11:28 am UTC (link)
	Which question? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	(t)ow(e)l hatesthesky 2008-11-24 11:29 am UTC (link)
	i haven't the faintest idea. you're the one who asked it in the first place. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ackn(owl)edged hopped 2008-11-24 11:31 am UTC (link)
	No wonder I have a mistress. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	no more witty uses for owl hatesthesky 2008-11-24 11:34 am UTC (link)
	if you asked it you should remember it. so are you coming home or do i have to make myself noodles? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	are you sure? there's a list. http://www.morewords.com/contains/owl/ hopped 2008-11-24 11:37 am UTC (link)
	I asked a lot of things. I'm coming home. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yes. hatesthesky 2008-11-24 12:22 pm UTC (link)
	good. pick up chicken and gin. oh and we're out of cinnamon. oh yes and if you can find a pumpkin pie my soul will be yours. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pussy. pussy pussy? ew. hopped 2008-11-24 12:25 pm UTC (link)
	You're a very demanding husband. It's supposed to be the mistress who asks for pumpkin pie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	(b)owl hatesthesky 2008-11-24 08:30 pm UTC (link)
	no the mistress asks for diamonds. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	screw you it's 5:17 am and i am not coming up with more witty words hopped 2008-11-25 06:18 am UTC (link)
	He hasn't yet though. Unless it was implied. (Reply to this) (Parent)