FMA's All Pairing Challenge Community for Adults' Journal
 
 [Most Recent Entries] [Calendar View] [Friends]

Below are 20 journal entries, after skipping by the 20 most recent ones recorded in FMA's All Pairing Challenge Community for Adults' InsaneJournal:

    [ << Previous 20 -- Next 20 >> ]
    Wednesday, July 11th, 2007
    9:48 pm
    [ffq_mod]
    Month 15 Drop sheet

    Original poster: ffq_mod

    OOOPSIE... Did you get caught up with real life and suddenly realize you had obligations to, say, a porn community you need to get out of? Let me know here, and I'll let you off the hook -- not that anything like that would ever happen to me... no siree.

    Friday, June 1st, 2007
    8:14 am
    [ffq_mod]
    Month 14 Sign up sheet

    Original poster: ffq_mod

    Okay, let's admit it, we are all a bit nerdy around here. Many of us wear glasses. We like reading. And deep down, yeah, we could get it on with the cast. Well, not that we really want to per se, but you know, if a community forced us to…

    Which is why we turn now to Scieczka. She's one of us. Overworked, underpaid, unrecognized, and secretly addicted to porn. Okay the last is speculation, but you know all of those books can't be dry dusty tomes. Anyway, it's about time she came out of her books and her clothes, and seized the day. Let's have some naughty librarian love.

    Month 14: Scieczka.

    ( She's researched the problem thoroughly. )

    The Drop Sheet is Here. Push pin if someone took your desired pairing to let you know if it gets dropped.

    Sunday, June 3rd, 2007
    11:04 am
    [ffq_mod]
    Compilation Post for Month 13: Scar

    Original poster: ffq_mod

    Scar has been called away to explain to certain greedy corporations why fanfic must not be touched. We must thank him for the services he was able to render us during his breif vacataion:

    ( Behold his rightiousness )

    11:05 am
    [ffq_mod]
    Month 14 Drop sheet

    Original poster: ffq_mod

    Oops! Did you check out the wrong pairing? Was it not quite what it promised to be? That's okay, feel free to put it back in circulation, and Sciezska will even let you check another pairing out.

    Just remembrer the due date is the 21st, any returns after that are subject to a fine.

    Tuesday, May 1st, 2007
    8:07 am
    [ffq_mod]
    Month 13 Sign Up Sheet: Scar

    Original poster: ffq_mod

    Congratulations! FFQ is one year old – and you know what that means? All the popular people have already been done IT'S PARTY TIME!

    And by "party" we mean "porn Scar." Dear lordie – look at the guy. If ever a man needed to get laid, Scar is that man. He's brawny. He's brave. He's absolutely devoted to his cause. You know under all that control is a libido the size of Texas just waiting for an opportunity to come out.

    And honestly it can't be that hard. Is anyone going to say "no" to him? I think not! He's ruggedly sexy and … er… convincing! And if Scar balks, slip him an aphrodisiac, give him a moment of weakness, have the arm tell him to do it. I'm sure he'll perform miracles. After all, that hand of his has to be good for more than just blowing things up.

    Month 13: Scar

    ( All Work and No Play Makes Scar a Dull Boy )

    Thursday, May 24th, 2007
    12:48 pm
    [ffq_mod]
    Rose/Scar Fic for May

    Original poster: nomdeplume13

    Title: Healing
    Author: [info]nomdeplume13
    Pairing: Rose/Scar
    Genre: FMA
    Rating: R possibly NC-17.
    Spoilers: After episode 40 and end of anime/movie.
    Summary: Rose remains emotionally scarred, even after the birth of her son. Tentatively, she accepts an offer from her physically scarred keeper. (This fic is more about the foreplay than the actual act, but it's all there).

    ( Healing )
    Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007
    10:05 pm
    [ffq_mod]
    Welcome Tsu! And Pairings -- what are they?

    Original poster: ffq_mod

    As a present to ourselves, FFQ has taken on a new slave Mod. Her name is [info]tsu she's very hard working and adorable, but she tends to bite, so don't annoy her. From now on, [info]ffq_mod might be either [info]velvet_mace or [info]tsu… you never know… Anyway, welcome her, or else. ^___^

    Right now she we are working to whip the Memories into shape. Soon you will be able to go to memories, click on a name and find all the fics and art with a certain character in it. This is especially useful if you have a hankering for someone who hasn't had a month dedicated to him/her yet.

    Okay, that's the good news now for the bad news:

    It's come to our attention that some members might be a wee bit unclear on the concept of a claimed pairing. So I have put together a bit of a tutorial with dirty pictures to demonstrate.

    ( Because there's nothing like porn to get your attention )

    8:02 am
    [ffq_mod]
    Month 12 Compilation Post: Alfons Heidrich

    Original poster: ffq_mod

    Heidrich, we barely knew you. While life brought roughly to your knees, and stripped you of your dignity, we were entertained, and thus it was all worth it.

    RIP – Heidrich –- RIP.

    ( Our Eulogy )

    Tuesday, May 1st, 2007
    8:10 am
    [ffq_mod]
    Month 13 Drop sheet

    Original poster: ffq_mod

    What, can't stand the heat? Need to get out of the kitchen? If Scar's hottness is too much for you to handle, you may drop your claim here. Witness protection programs are available.

    Sunday, April 1st, 2007
    8:13 am
    [ffq_mod]
    Month 12 Sign Up Sheet

    Original poster: ffq_mod

    Ah, Alfons Heidrich. So sweet. So innocent. So promising. So utterly, utterly screwed over. FFQ's got its collective eye on you, young man. You are going to get porned. And don't think living on a completely separate planet from the rest of the FMA characters will stop this. We aren't afraid to mess with canon. Let's face it -- even a high school AU would make more logical sense than that movie.

    So get ready to take one for the team, Mr. Heidrich. Let's go set off some rockets.

    Month 12: Alfons Heidrich

    ( The possibilities are endless )

    Wednesday, April 4th, 2007
    11:49 pm
    [ffq_mod]
    Month 11 Compilation Post: Masturbation

    Original poster: ffq_mod

    And so it turns out that the cast of FMA is very popular with themselves. But all things must end, so it's time to grab a kleenex, and call it a month.

    ( If you want something done right... )

    Friday, March 30th, 2007
    4:35 pm
    [ffq_mod]
    Fanfiction: Perfect Hands (Winry x Hand)

    Original poster: amelia_seyroon

    Title: Perfect Hands
    Rating: R
    Pairing: Winry x Hand (one-sided Winry x Riza/one-sided Winry x Edward)
    Warning: Simple masturbation. xD No, none with tools. I'm not that brutal.
    Author's Notes: No spoilers. Told from Winry's perspective. Written for [info]fma_fuh_q's March challenge. Please don't pelt me for lameness. ._.

    x-posted to [info]fma_yuri.

    ( Her hands weren't only good for tools... )

    Current Mood: content

    Sunday, April 1st, 2007
    8:14 am
    [ffq_mod]
    Month 12 Drop Sheet

    Original poster: ffq_mod

    You know the drill. Comment if you want to drop your claim. Last day without penalty is the 21st.

    Thursday, March 1st, 2007
    7:33 am
    [ffq_mod]
    Month 11 Sign Up Sheet: Masturbation

    Original poster: velvet_mace

    They say before one can love another, one must first love oneself. We of [info]fma_fuh_q heartily agree -- and we'd like nothing better than to see our favorite characters (and those who we vaguely think about once in a while) being passionate about their bodies; we are pleased to see them really reach down, explore their innermost being, and find their bliss. And so it is for their own health and well being that this month we pair the entire cast with their most useful, faithful, and dependable friend: themselves.

    Though this is a hand's on job, it doesn't necessarily have to be a hand-job. Feel free to use whatever machinery, toy, or prop necessary to fully express the depth of your character's affection. In addition, "private time" need not actually be private so long as the actual deed is nothing but pure, decadent self-gratification.

    Month 11: Masturbation

    ( Let the self-love begin. )

    Reminder for those with extensions: You can't get any time alone with your claim, until you've shooed Hughes away.

    Someone grabbed your dream claim? Month 11 Drop Sheet is right here. Push pin it and be notified if the claim gets dropped. (Don't be pushy -- wait until it's actually dropped before you try to claim it).

    Sunday, March 4th, 2007
    10:15 pm
    [ffq_mod]
    Month 10 Compilation Post: Maes Hughes

    Original poster: ffq_mod

    The month of Hughes was tragically short, but in his breif time he accomplished much.

    ( Let's Investigate Further )

    Thursday, March 1st, 2007
    8:39 am
    [ffq_mod]
    Month 11 Drop Sheet

    Original poster: velvet_mace

    So, the drugs wore off and you woke up 3 hours late for work wearing someone else's boxers. And then you remembered signing up for a claim and started to scream...

    Well no worries -- Drop your claims here, and all will be right as rain again.

    Just remember, don't be tardy -- Last day to drop is the 21st.

    EDIT: Please don't ask to pick up claims here -- this is only for dropping claims. I had to think about this a bit, but I've come to the conclusion that it's not in this com's best interest to have a waiting list. It really is unfair to those who have nabbed the claim honestly to feel pressured into dropping it because someone else is breathing down their neck to get it.

    If you got a burning bunny to write an already claimed pairing (or in this case person), please go ahead and do so, and post up on any one of the other FMA communities that regularly take that pairing. The purpose of this com is to encourage people to flex their creative muscles and write what they ordinarily wouldn't; it's not a shackle preventing people from writing any pairing they desire.

    So go ahead and press the push-pin and if the person, on their own time and for their own reasons, decides to drop, you will be immediately informed, and you can then go to the regular sign up page and ask for it.

    I hope this clears things up.

    Thursday, February 1st, 2007
    7:10 am
    [ffq_mod]
    Month10 sign up sheet

    Original poster: velvet_mace

    Let no one say that we at [info]fma_fuh_q will let a little thing like marriage vows get in the way of our good time. Or 6 paltry feet of earth, either. Maes Hughes is just too good a guy to keep down. We'll AU him, pre-series him, rape him, seduce him, turn him into a homunculi, and resurrect him as a ghost. Hell, we'll even pair him with his wife, if that's what it takes to get some family-friendly porn out of the guy.

    So whaddya say, let's give it the old college try, because 20 little deaths are a hell of a lot better than one big one.

    Month 10 Character: Maes Hughes

    ( Say Cheese! )

    Reminder: You can't take a stab at the family man until Winry's done servicing you up.

    Also, new thing, I'm putting up a drop claims post immediately. If someone gets the pairing you want you can just press the push-pin on that post and get alerted if/when they drop their claim.

    Drop Sheet is Here

    Sunday, February 4th, 2007
    11:50 pm
    [ffq_mod]
    Compilation Post for Month 9: Winry

    Original poster: ffq_mod

    Well, the time is up. Winry needs her beauty sleep, so she's kicking the rest of her suitors to the door.

    ( Let's see how well she scored. )

    Thursday, February 1st, 2007
    7:15 am
    [ffq_mod]
    Month 10 Drop Sheet

    Original poster: velvet_mace

    If you decide you can't do your claim drop here, so that other people will know it's open.

    Monday, January 1st, 2007
    9:23 am
    [ffq_mod]
    Month 9 Sign in Sheet

    Original poster: velvet_mace

    Important: check out the rewritten user info page for some rule changes

    Meanwhile -- a new month, a new year. And we at FFQ welcome it with a new person of honor. This time we look no farther than the girl next door.

    I present to you, for your porny pleasure: Winry Rockbell. She is supportive, caring, and will even lug 100 lbs of automail half way across the country on the off chance that it might be useful. Her talents are many: She can drive, she can do surgery, and she can build elaborate sexual furniture. This girl has her heart on her sleeve and her wrench in her hand (just in case you mess with the heart on her sleeve). Beautiful, smart, capable, and grossly underappreciated, she deserves to get laid six ways 'til Sunday. Let's all chip in and do our part.


    Month 9 Character: Winry Rockbell

    ( She'll fix you right up )
    Reminder, you must finish screwing Havoc over your date with Havoc before you can ask Winry out. Don't stand the dude up. That's just not nice.

[ << Previous 20 -- Next 20 >> ]
About InsaneJournal