Find the Horcruxes

WHO: Gawain Robards & Nora Alderton.
WHERE: Le Sorcier Affamé in Diagon Alley.
WHEN: Oh, tonight at eight o'clockish.
WHAT: The pair's first date as a public couple! Also: at least three supremely awkward minutes; one oblique mention of Batman; a premature confession involving dollhouse furniture; & an intimate moment caught on camera for the gossip column!
Rating: E for Emotions (but otherwise quite low).

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( Blah, blah, you're never going to meet a man playing for an all-girl team, blah blah. )

Who: Gawain Robards and Madog MacDougal
When: 23 November, 1979
Where: Muggle pub somewhere in some Muggle place
What: Gawain and Madog meet, have a drink, talk, and basically conclude that the talking part's really not working out. Gawain has a nice tie, as well. That's a bit irrelevant.
Rating: F-bombs ahoy!
Status: Complete.

( Mind you, Madog had said five words and not one of them was 'fuck', so maybe he wasn't much like his sister at all. )

Who: Gawain Robards, Nora Alderton
When: Monday evening
Where: Muggle part of London! From the restaurant to the pub.
What: Nora's in a bad mood from losing; Gawain tries to help with the stress and bad mood. Nora's a chipmunk, Gawain is a goober. And they both get lucky at the end.
Rating: PG13 for some mild language and sexual thoughts

( Given Nora's most recent question, he doubtlessly looked like a professor having an affair with a wayward student.  )

WHO: Gawain Robards & Nora Alderton.
WHERE: Gawain's flat.
WHEN: Nov. 12, 1979 (aka the morning after What's-Wrong-With-Christmasgate)
WHAT: A May-December breakfast.
RATING: Kissing; Language; Nora isn't wearing trousers; Gawain straightens his waistcoat suggestively (& is a Complete Dork).

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( Merlin, he was going to have to get this mooniness out of his system before he Apparated to the office. )

Who: Gawain Robards, Morgan MacDougal
When: Tuesday evening after this conversation.
Where: Leaky Cauldron
What: Morgan and Gawain drink and drink. There's some swearing, some waxing philosophical, and some punching.
Rating: R for Morgan's mouth, of course

( 'Slow the fuck down. I /will/ let you sleep in your own vomit, for the record.' )

Who: Squad Slightly-Less-Awesome-Than-Before (aka Gawain Robards and Edward Watkins)
When: backdated to the evening of 2 November (I think -- Emily, let me know if that's not okay!)
Where: Edward's flat
What: ~Bonding~ and a bit of emoing over John's death.
Rating: Whatever you would rate drinking scotch like the manly men they are.
Status: complete!

( It had taken a great deal of willpower to finally get out of the bathtub. )

Who: Gawain Robards, Nora Alderton
When: Around 3-4am Sunday morning
Where: Alderton flat in Holyhead
What: Gawain goes to check Nora's wards out.
Rating: PG13 for some heavy snogging.

( He'd remained so calm and controlled during the past few hours, so much of him was just begging to unravel. )

Who: Douglas & Sarah Cornfoot, Gawain Robards
When: 31st October, sometime after 9:30 pm/after the masquerade
Where: the Cornfoot residence!
What: Gawain has some bad news for Douglas and Sarah. :(
Rating: S for Sad.
Status: Complete.

( He couldn't shed the feeling that he was less a herald of news than the outermost edge of a spreading stain. )

Who: Gawain Robards, Nora Alderton
When: Sunday, 25th October
Where: Gawain's flat, ooo la la!
What: Nora sticks her foot in her mouth, Gawain feels like a lech, bears still shit in the woods.
Rating: PG

( 'That's code for look through my things and make judgements, by the way!' )

( Office Memo to Rufus Scrimgeour, Gawain Robards, Alastor Moody & Sturgis Podmore )

WHO: Gawain Robards & Nora Alderton.
WHERE: The Alderton sisters' flat.
WHEN: Backdated to this past Sunday!
WHAT: Gawain handles Nora's wards. ... and if that sounds suggestive, then good, because it should.
Rating: Quite low, though I must point out that neither of them are wearing bras.

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( If he couldn't handle a woman touching him, no matter how innocently, it was no wonder he was single at his age. )

WHO: Gawain Robards & Edward Watkins
WHERE: The late Mr Gavin Avery's flat.
WHEN: 3AM Friday morning.
WHAT: After a long day of poking about Gavin's things, the two intrepid Aurors decide to make a night of it (and by make a night of it, I mean sit in the dark monitoring a dead man's house & bonding eating sandwiches).
rating: Awfully low. Sorry to disappoint.

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( The minute Gawain Robards had asked him to fetch coffee, Edward had jumped, disappearing in a flash. )

Who: Gawain Robards, Nora Alderton
When: Today around 2pm
Where: Three Broomsticks in Hogsmeade
What: Gawain meets with Nora to look over her questionable fan mail.
Rating: PG13

( 'I'll be washing my hands with lye after reading some of these.' )

Who: Gawain Robards, Nora Alderton
When: Monday afternoon
Where: Flourish and Blott's!
What: While queueing to buy books, Nora finds herself behind the incredibly irked Gawain Robards.
Rating: PG13 for some mild language.

( 'Personally I hide such items amidst bags of Werther's Originals.' )

( Owl to Mr. Gawain Robards )

Who: Gawain Robards & Nora Alderton
When: A recent evening!
Where: A suitably romantic restaurant.
What: A blind date. A blind date that goes about as well as a blind date is ever expected to go.
Rating: A for Awkward!

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( Yeah, she was still going to kill her mother for this. )

( Wedding Invitation Owls! )