Find the Horcruxes

( Owls to Mr & Mrs Lucius Malfoy, Mr & Mrs Patrice Nott, Mr & Mrs Caracatus Lestrange, Mr Regulus Black, Mr Hector Gibbon, Mrs Persephone Jugson, Mr & Mrs Rodolphus Lestrange, Mr Rabastan Lestrange, Mr & Mrs Augustus Rookwood, Mr Evan Rosier, Mr Dylan Selwyn, Mr & Mrs Giles Vaisey, Miss Olivia Wilkes, Miss Chloe Wilkes, Mr & Mrs Marcus Yaxley, Mr Severus Snape, Miss Celeste Lestrange, Miss Laelia Nott, Mr & Mrs Henry Greengrass, Mr & Mrs Silas Parkinson, Miss Dahlia Rookwood, Mr Cecil Warrington, Miss Emmeline Vance, Mr Cyril Warrington, Mr & Mrs Jon Bones, Mr & Mrs Edgar Bones, Miss Amelia Bones )

( Identical owls to Mr Xavier Avery, Mr Edgar Bones, Mr Jon Bones, Mr Regulus Black, Mr Antonin Dolohov, Mr George Goyle, Mr Caracatus Lestrange, Mr Rodolphus Lestrange, Mr Lucius Malfoy, Mr Isidore Mulciber, Mr Patrice Nott, Mr Silas Parkinson, Mr Augustus Rookwood, Mr Aldrich Rosier, Mr Julian Rosier, Mr Tristan Rosier, Mr Evan Rosier, Mr Dylan Selwyn, Mr Giles Vaisey, Mr Cyril Warrington, Mr Cecil Warrington, Mr Alexander Wolfe, Mr Marcus Yaxley & and any other proper, pureblood gentlemen who own their own household )

Who: Ed & Sturgis
What: Following Ed's meeting with Frank, Sturgis pays the auror a visit
When: Monday, early afternoon
Where: Ed's office, Auror department, the DMLE
Rating: PG-13. POTTY MOUTHS.
Status: Completed log!

( Sturgis wasted no time in shutting the door behind him; for as often as they went into each other's offices for private Order-related conversation, their damn secretaries probably thought they were having a mad gay affair. )

Who: Ed Bones & Frank Longbottom
What: Ed's back to work, and he and Frank pick up where they left off investigating the possibility of Barty Crouch Jr being the Ministry's leak.
When: Monday morning
Where: Ed's office, Auror department, the DMLE
Rating: PG-13. Tut, tut.
Status: Completed log!

( And meanwhile we've got Avery bleeding all over the place and guards who seem more confused than anything else. )

Who: Edgar Bones & Calypso Doge
What: Ed proposes!
When: Backstory--December 1961, Christmas Eve
Where: A fancy restaurant
Rating: PG for boobs
Status: Completed log!

( She was having a fine old time with dressing up pretty and going out, and if Edgar seemed a little out of it, well, it was probably just because he was periodically getting caught up in staring at her cleavage. )

Who: Sturgis & Ed
What: Chatting about the Masquerade, and avoiding talking about John.
When: Sunday (November 1st), early evening
Where: Ed's room at St Mungo's
Rating: PG-13--you know these guys.
Status: Completed log!

( We could probably still run away together if you want without us being too closely related. )

( Owl to Evander Bones )

Who: Ed & Cally
What: Arguing over Ed being adament about returning to work against healer's orders.
When: Thursday evening
Where: Their house in Dover
Rating: PG-13 for language
Status: Completed log!

( Oh, Merlin forbid that Edgar Bones should actually have to spend an evening at home with his wife! )

Who: Ed & Jon
What: Their age old argument about Ed's workaholism.
When: Last Tuesday!
Where: Ed & Cally's house
Rating: PG-ish? Pretty low key!
Status: Completed log!

( You think you're being selfless, but you aren't. Your family needs you too. You can't give it all away. )

( Owl to Frank Longbottom )

( Owl to Edgar Bones )

( Owl to Sturgis Podmore )

Characters: Edgar and Calypso Bones
Setting: The Starlight Ballroom and St. Mungo's Hospital, Halloween evening.
Summary: After the commotion, Calypso finds her husband badly hurt.
Warnings: Language and the results of violence.

( As soon as she was out from under the table, Calypso Bones had only one goal: Find Edgar. )

Who: Ed & Frank
What: A little light shines on their investigation into the DMLE's leak.
When: Tuesday, around 2:30 in the afternoon
Where: Ed's office in the Auror department
Rating: PG-13, those potty-mouths
Status: Completed log!

( My theory is that he didn't get enough hugs. )

( Office Memo to Frank Longbottom )

Who: Edgar and Sirius
What: Discussing Regulus.
When: Thursday afternoon around 5:30.
Where: Edgar's study.
Rating: PG for themes, at most.
Status: Completed log!

( My reasoning for this is based on what has now become roughly three months of communication with Regulus, under wards on the journal system. )

( Office Memo to Rufus Scrimgeour, Gawain Robards, Alastor Moody & Sturgis Podmore )

Who: Ed & Sturgis
What: Some very manly bitching at one another
When: Thursday evening
Where: The Hogs Head, then Sturgis' place
Rating: PG-13 because they are fond of cusswords
Status: Completed log!

( To say that Sturgis Podmore was three sheets to the wind was somewhat like saying that Hitler had some emotional problems, or that there were a lot of stars in the universe. )

Characters: Calypso and Edgar Bones
Setting: Their kitchen, followed by their living room.
Summary: Cally's obviously been off-kilter. Edgar gets her to let some of it out, and then sets about cheering her up a bit.
Rating: PG-13

( She hated to worry Edgar. She just wasn't exactly sure how to talk about any of her feelings at the moment. )