Mentalstressitis Title: Mentalstressitis Characters/Pairings: Laguna, Ward Team: Balamb G Rating: G Word Count: 100 Author's Notes: My Laguna doesn't like public speeches. Add the fact that he'll now have a larger audience, it makes him that much more nervous!
"I hate press conferences with Esthar people and now you want me to stand in front of the world? Are you trying to give me a heart attack?"
Ward shook his head but Laguna went on.
"Anxiety? That has to be it!"
Again, Ward's head shook.
"Some sort of mental breakdown?"
Ward sighed heavily, as if telling Laguna just what he thought of his best friend's mental state.
"That wasn't funny. I'll come down with something like mentalstressitis coupled with combustible leg cramps. Then you'll have stressed out Laguna bits all over."
"The next headline: President Spontaneously Combusts!"