More Issues Than Not/Easier Release/XATM092/WTH?!/So Not Sexy Title: More Issues Than Not Characters: Squall's Underwear Team: Balamb G baby Rating: PG for naughty words Word Count: 100. Author's Notes: 'nuff said.
I'm here, laying in the dark, stretched out and waiting. I'm always waiting for him. I don't know how the others can do it, how they have the patience to wait for such a long time. I guess they do get to see him more often than me.
I only get to come out when he's wearing that uniform. Claims he doesn't like the rough fabric against his dick. So that's where I come in, get to play protector for him.
I would think that having his dick rubbed against leather pants would give him more issues than not, right?
Title: Easier Release Characters: Squall's Belts Team: Balamb G baby Rating: G Word Count: 100. Author's Notes: i'm amused.
We wonder why he has so many of us wrapped around his hips. It's not like it makes it easier for him to use the washroom or anything. We've been there when he's had to do the infamous bathroom dance because he couldn't undo us quickly enough.
Undressing for bed is at times a handful and it’s amusing when it becomes frustrating while he’s aroused.. There've been many a night where he's given up, collapsed on the bed, pants, belts and boots on.
If you chose to have more than two belts on, have some method for easier release planned.
Title: XATM092 Characters: XATM092, mention of Zell Team: Balamb G baby Rating: G Word Count: 100. Author's Notes: maybe it just wanted to play?
You know what really hurts? Lightening. It hurts lots more when that thing with the yellow fuzz on his head calls that Lightening monster. It shorts my circuits for a bit!
Then I have to reboot and get up and run after them again. I was hoping to catch them on the stairs, but no! They just casually walked around the curves down to the bridge.
There! That's where I thought I'd catch them again! I jumped and then they ran away from me, so I jumped again and they ran again.
The beach is where things ended for me.
Title: WTH?! Characters: Balamb G Team: Balamb G baby Rating: G Word Count: 100. Author's Notes: i'm pretty sure I was thinking that when it was at that part in the game.
Holy Hyne! What the hells are they thinking? Wait! What the hells am I thinking?
I don't think this is in the manual anywhere and I'm more than positive that I wasn't actually built for this sort of driving! Bash into them again, they say! Full speed, they cry! Do you think that for a moment, just a small one, they would actually stop to think of my hull? Those are going to be some big damages!
Who thought this was a good idea? Bet it was that Commander guy.
Stupid SeeDs! Gardens are not made for ramming other Gardens!
Title: So Not Sexy Characters: Seifer's Jacket Team: Balamb G baby Rating: G Word Count: 100. Author's Notes: seriously, i don't know what he was thinking for clothing. i think he'd look better in nothing at all. i think they'd have issues rendering boy bits though.
I don't get it! I swear I don't. Someone with that big of an ego shouldn't look like he ransacked his wardrobe in the dark with a blindfold on!
What the hell was he thinking?! The only thing that covers anything of the horrendous fabric mix-up would be me. The damned bloody jacket. Which I will add, I think he ruined when he added his cross-swords.
Those pants! Who handed him Old Man Pants? Pleats? Really? You fail! So not sexy.
I thank the gods that he's not wearing something like shorts with a skirt and a long sleeveless sweater!