Shiva Title: Shiva Characters/Pairings: Seifer/Zell Team: Erm... Balamb? Word Count: 100 Author's Notes: Cover your eyes, ye of little... brain bleach supplies! And no, I don't know if GF's can do that. :P
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Seifer flailed. “No!” he yelled.
“Seifer…” Zell tried.
“You don’t understand, Dincht, god! I’m not ready to be a father. I’m nobody, I don’t have a job, I can’t…”
“Seifer.”
“This is all your fault!” Seifer screamed. “Shiva, you said, a good guardian, it was ice cream first then man boobs then…”
“Seifer!” Zell punched him.
“You can’t be pregnant!” Seifer yelled back. “What?!”
“Listen to me!” Zell grinned. “I gave her to Squall now.”
Seifer blinked. Second later, he was kissing Zell. “You bloody genius!”
“I know,” Zell responded smugly, then he froze. “What do you mean man boobs?!”