Final Fantasy VII 100 Word Challenge

Title: Uninvited 1
Characters: Cloud, Sephiroth
Team: SOLDIER
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Series: Advent Children
Author's Notes: *hums* Here to stomp on more eco-terrorist cry babies.

( #26 - Uninvited Guest 1 )

Title: Uninvited 2
Characters: Reno, Rude, Avalanche
Team: SOLDIER
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Series: FFVII
Author's Notes: I write far too much.

( #26 - Uninvited Guest 2 )

Title: Late 1
Characters: Aeris, Cloud
Team: SOLDIER
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Series: FFVII
Author's Notes: And I have today off. Fear.

( #27-Late 1 )


Title: Late 2
Characters: Reeve, Cait Sith
Team: SOLDIER
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Series: post FFVII
Author's Notes: *continues to make random AN comments*

( #27-Late 2 )

Title: Wish 1
Characters: dead people
Team: SOLDIER
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Series: FFVII
Author's Notes: I'm proud of this one. And it came out to 100 without any tweaking!

( #28-Wishes 1 )

Title: Wish 2
Characters: Nanaki and grandcubs
Team: SOLDIER
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Series: FFVII
Author's Notes: *pokes at this idea more*

( #28-Wishes 2 )

Title: Fireworks 1
Characters: Sephiroth
Team: SOLDIER
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Series: pre-game
Author's Notes: *cackles* And I write for the prompt nobody else has written for.

( #29-Fireworks 1 )


Title: Fireworks 2
Characters: Yuffie, Cloud
Team: SOLDIER
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Series: post-game
Author's Notes: Cloud and Yuffie are cute.

( #29-Fireworks 2 )

Title: Weird Day 1
Characters: Sephiroth, Angeal, Genesis
Team: SOLDIER
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Series: pre-game
Author's Notes: *gigglesnorts*

( #30-Weird Days at the Workplace 1 )

Title: Weird Day 2
Characters: Materia Lab Tech
Team: SOLDIER
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Series: Crisis Core
Author's Notes: I swear, all those techs are clones.

( #30-Weird Days at the Workplace 2 )

Title: The Liquor's Got A Kick
Author: raisedbymoogles
Characters: Tifa, Jessie, a couple of OCs
Team: Avalanche
Rating: R for language
Word Count: 100

( One f-bomb herein. )

Title: A Friendly Card Game
Character : Elena, Reno, Rude, Rufus, Tseng
Challenge: Weird days at the workplace
Team: Turks
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100

“Shuffle up and deal, boys,” Elena grinned as she sat beside Rude.

“You got the buy in?”

Elena tossed in a rumpled pile of bills.

“Let’s make this interesting,” Reno grinned. “Every time you lose a round you gotta strip.”

“What are you playing?”

The Turks turned to regard Rufus.

“A friendly card game, boss.” Reno grinned. “You want in?”

“It looks fun,” Rufus smiled.

An hour later, Tseng walked in and froze. “What are you all doing?”

“Playing a game,” Rufus said, cheerily gathering up his winnings.

Tseng stared at the half-naked Turks. They really should have known better.

Title: PHS
Characters/Pairings: Sephiroth
Rating/Type: G
Team: Soldier
Word Count: 100
Author's Notes: Oh god, the fluffy.

First the orphanage had burned down, which had to be a sign that the gods were displeased with them. Then the train carrying them to another orphanage on the other side of the Plate had derailed. Then there had been the reactor leak, and the malfunctioning security robot, and the terrorists...

Sephiroth sighed and surveyed the half-dozen parentless children who had taken up refuge in his office. They regarded him back, steady as seasoned recruits, clearly expecting to be told "shut up and stay out of the way."

"All right," Sephiroth said aloud. "Explain this 'PHS' game to me again."

Title: Sooner or Later
Characters: Rufus/Vincent with some Reno
Team: Turks
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 100
A/N: It's RUFUS Vincent's with, not Reno. Just making it clear. ;)

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Reno’s job makes him a spy, fighter, executioner, bodyguard and an occasional personal pilot when Rufus’ lover decides he’s on the rag.

“Vincent, darling!” Rufus yells up the high white tree of the Capital and all Reno hears afterwards is the sound of wings slowly cutting the air; Vincent’s version of ‘fuck you’.

“It’s been a week, please come down!” Rufus continues his personal castration.

Nothing but the wings.

“You need food!”

Wings. And Reno’s silenced snickers; he really wants to keep this job.

“Oh, alright, you win,” Rufus sighs. “No more talk about threesome with Reno.”

Reno chokes. “WHAT?!”

Title: Clocking Out
Characters: Surprise! :P
Team: Turks
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 100
A/N: Cell phones, abdomens and phallic insinuations did this. Don't ask how, though. :P

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Midnight and the view of Midgar from the sixty sixth floor reminds too much of numerous pairs of piercing green eyes.

The office is big, huge, soft rugs, old wood, expensive pictures.

Enormous window.

Rufus ShinRa is naked right under his big oak desk, on his back, panting, his chest moving up and down as he’s trying to get the oxygen back into his beautifully fried brain.

“That was… unexpected…” he pants. He chuckles as a heavy head presses onto his chest, pierced ear listening to his erratic heartbeat. “I’m…” he tries.

“Done for today?” Rude asks, looks up, blinks.

Title: Camera
Characters: Tseng and Rufus
Team: Turks
Rating: R
Word Count: 100
A/N: Firstly, this is actually sphinxofthenile's idea which I'm using with permission. I don't take credit for it and I feel dirty 'cause of the damned bunnies. Secondly, I'm not even sure whether this is usual or weird for ShinRa. :P On both accounts, I sincerely apologize.

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Title: Shiva's Tits!
Author: hecatesbrat
Characters: Reno, Tseng, mention of Rude
Rating: none
Team: Turks
Word Count: 100.
Series: none
Author's Notes: prompt #30 - Weird Days at the Workplace

A large wooden door slamming open or closed makes a very loud noise. A noise which drew Tseng's attention to one heavily panicked and panting Reno, who plastered himself against the door.

"Shiva's tits Reno! What's going on?"

"Tseng, you gotta hide me, yo. Rude's gonna bust some heads and mine's one of them!" The redhead ducked behind a leather chair only to pop back up yelping once he heard his partner's voice bellowing. In a panic the wiry Turk leapt over his Team Leader's desk, pulled the chair out, then back in and hid between the other man's legs.

Title: Weird Requests
Character: Tseng
Team: Avalanche
Word Count: 100

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In the 10 years that the Shinra Company had been rebuilding itself, Tseng had seen many odd requests cross his desk, which led to many interesting days at work. Rufus was the kind of boss who commanded loyalty and respect, and would treat you with the same when you proved your worth. In all those years, Tseng had never blinked at one of Rufus’s orders, merely assigned appropriate personnel and got the job done as soon as possible.

The one that appeared this morning caused him serious pause:

“Needed: list of available women for breeding of my heir. Due tomorrow.”

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Title: What the Chocobo drug in
Character: Chocobo Billy
Team: Avalanche
Word Count: 100
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The chocobos were thriving in the post-Meteor world. The ranch was expanding as fast as humanly possible, but chocobo’s bred faster. In desperation, Chocobo Billy started letting highly intelligent but ownerless birds lead flocks out in the wild to graze, and hoped that they would return back to the ranch with their chicks.

It worked, and Billy thought the best day of his life was when a flock came back with green and blue chicks, social and healthy. On bad days they brought monsters with them. But the weirdest thing he ever saw them bring back was a young woman.

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No winners last week.

This week's prompt is #30 - Weird Days at the Workplace

Have you ever had one of those days at work?  You know, the kind that if you told someone about it they wouldn't believe you?  Or maybe you have had just a touch too much surreal?

Give the characetrs one of those weird days at work.

Does Tseng walk in on Rufus doing something out of the ordinary?  Is Reno getting into a mess of trouble again - but this time it's Rude's fault?  Does Cloud volunteer to help Tifa in the bar and things go awry?  Do we even have to mention the scientists and what their weird days consist of? Have the chocobos escaped and are now running rampant in Deep Ground?

Whoever it is, whatever the job - give them a weird day at work in just 100 words.