Final Fantasy VII 100 Word Challenge

Title: I Don't Want to Set The World on Fire
Characters/Pairings: Sephiroth and Cloud
Team: Turks
Rating: PG-13. No actual naughtiness, just very dark.
Word Count: 100
Author's Notes: First time here and boy did it go a bit dark...

Cloud smiled as Meteor came crashing down towards the Northern Cave. He had failed, his friends broken bodies lying around him. Sephiroth stood there, looking every inch the God he claimed to be, staring up at the world dissolving around them. "So soon, the power of the Lifestream will all be mine!"

"No."

"What?" A flash of scarlet across his face, in his hair.

Cloud smiled wider; the Buster Sword through Sephiroth's chest, close enough to whisper. "I'm taking you with me."

And as they fell into the centre of the Planet, he laughed. "For Nibelhiem. For everyone. Goodbye Sephiroth."

Title: No Smoking!
Challenge: Everybody Dies
Character: heroic ensemble
Team: SOLDIER
Word count: 100




Yuffie looked around the expansive interior of Cid’s newest airship. “Not bad! But…”

Cid glowered. “But what?”

“How does it stay up? I mean, the propellers ARE kind of small for a ship this size.”

Cid crammed an unlit cigarette into his mouth and fumbled for his lighter. “There’s gas bladders for the lift. There’s all kind of gasses in the air around us, and some of them are so light they make things filled with them float.”

Yuffie frowned. “I know all about chemistry, Cidney! I’m not stupid! Which gas is it?”

He raised the lighter. “Hydrogen.”

“WAIT –!!!”

Title: Paddle Faster
Characters/Pairings: Angeal, Genesis, Sephiroth
Team: SOLDIER
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Author's Notes: I...I'm going to hell, aren't I?




Angeal had been trying for years to journey to the wilderness to photograph the huge raptors’ mating flights or to get close enough to the nests to get some shots of the chicks.  But missions and paperwork had always prevented him from getting out to the birds’ territory.

But now, thanks to planning, some calling in of favors, and a touch of sexual persuasion, Angeal found himself swiftly drifting down a river in a canoe, with Genesis and Sephiroth to boot.

None of them noticed as they passed a sign nearly obscured by vegetation that read:
“Warning!  Rocs’ Falls ahead!”

Last week, pranks were as contagious as enthusiasm for the Turks. They win this round with 20 points. In SOLDIER, laughter was contagious for 10 points. Avalanche has had all their vaccines and are therefore immune.

This week's prompt is #145 - Everybody Dies

That's right, all the characters featured in your drabbles this week must die.

Is it the end of days for dear Sephiroth? Has Cloud finally succumbed to his geostigma? Has there been a terrible accident for the members of Avalanche? Are the Turks being killed one by one by some mass murderer? Has Hojo become his own test subject?

Regardless of the way you write it, these drabbles will not end well. Remember -  everybody dies in just 100 words.