Characters: Cloud, Rufus, President Shinra
"That sword, boy, where did you get it?"
Cloud looked from the sword he was carrying to President Shinra and tried not to seem too nervous. "It was just shoved into the ground over there, and Zack needed a sword pronto, and..."
The president cut him off. "Turks!"
Crap. Cloud wondered if even Zack could get him out of this.
Dark suited men surrounded them. "See that this young man is cleaned up and properly attired. He is now my heir."
"WHAT?" Rufus demanded.
"What?" Cloud squeaked.
"Didn't you know, m'boy? 'Whosoever draws forth the buster sword from the stone...'"