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Ice Lady (_ice_lady_) wrote in ffvii_100,
@ 2007-10-17 11:42:00

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author: _ice_lady_, prompt: alcohol

Corset [Slash, R, Rufus/Tseng]
Title: Corset
Pairing: Rufus/Tseng
Rating: R
Team: Turks
Prompt: Alcohol
A/N: An equally insane sequel of Halloween Office Party. And, just to be safe - corsets can be pretty long, VERY tight, a busk is generally made out of steel, and laces aren't really something a drunken man can bite through.

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Tseng's had one too many and Rufus is drunk enough to think sex in the storage closet in the middle of the party is a smart idea. They got the pants down, the underwear off; the only problem’s that the damned corset’s in the way.

It’s too fucking long and Rufus is a few bottles short from thinking sticking his dick between steel and tight rope seems like an option.

He squeezes the busk (stuck), pulls the laces (tangled), uses his teeth (too thick) until giving up.

“You and your awesome ideas,” Tseng says dryly.

“Oh, shut up, Pippi Longstockings!”

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megpie71
2007-10-17 12:20 pm UTC (link)

See, this is why they now need to find the person who fixes their computers. This person is (if they're any kind of a geek at all) highly likely to have some form of multi-tool on hand (my previous effort used to be a Leatherman Wave which lived in my bag with my wallet). Knives are very useful for cutting laces. I'm surprised none of the Turks have such an implement handy - I mean, if nothing else, think of all the creative "hey, I wonder what we could do to this mook with *this* thing?" options they provide for interrogation sessions.

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	_ice_lady_ 2007-10-17 05:25 pm UTC (link)
	Rude: walks to Reno just after Rufus storms away from the Turk What did you do? Reno: shrugs, a bit tipsy, but Reno!tipsy Nuthin'. He gets here and wants a knife. Rude: stares Why does he need a knife? Reno: What the fu... HIC... do I know? (Reply to this) (Parent)

iff
2007-10-18 02:41 am UTC (link)

Well, they could always ask one of the bartenders for a corkscrew...the knife attached should manage to make it through the lacing once, and that's all you need.

Although the image of Tseng in one of those corsets (although not the "VERY tight" one because that makes my ribcage protest) has made me go all fumbly-fingered, so I can only imagine how fumbly Rufus is...

(And...*SNERK*...Pippi Longstockings!" Rufus is just ASKING for it! LOL!)

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	_ice_lady_ 2007-10-18 09:18 am UTC (link)
	Damn you, people! Keep on pushing me to write a sequel how very drunk and very horny (and very "Where the hell are my pants?!") Rufus tries to mingle between his employees to find something sharp. :D (Reply to this) (Parent)

	inkwell_ 2007-10-18 04:16 am UTC (link)
	LMAO! Loved this! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_ice_lady_ 2007-10-21 01:28 pm UTC (link)
	Woo! Thank you! :D (Reply to this) (Parent)