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guiltyred ([info]guiltyred) wrote in [info]ffvii_100,
@ 2010-07-01 10:44:00
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No Smoking!

Title: No Smoking!
Challenge: Everybody Dies

Character: heroic ensemble
Team: SOLDIER
Word count: 100




Yuffie looked around the expansive interior of Cid’s newest airship. “Not bad! But…”

Cid glowered. “But what?”

“How does it stay up? I mean, the propellers ARE kind of small for a ship this size.”

Cid crammed an unlit cigarette into his mouth and fumbled for his lighter. “There’s gas bladders for the lift. There’s all kind of gasses in the air around us, and some of them are so light they make things filled with them float.”

Yuffie frowned. “I know all about chemistry, Cidney! I’m not stupid! Which gas is it?”

He raised the lighter. “Hydrogen.”

“WAIT –!!!”



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