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Current mood:	flirty
Entry tags:	author: raisedbymoogles, prompt: pick-up lines

Yes Sir Ma'am Sir / You Either Got It Or You Don't / two others
Title: Yes Sir Ma'am Sir
Pairing/Characters: Sephiroth, Cloud, Zack/Aeris
Team: Avalanche
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100
Author's Note: I had a little too much fun with these. ^_^;;; This one is a bit AU.

By the time her boys were settled, Aeris had gone from 'panic' to 'profound anger.' She stood in the kitchen doorway and glared daggers at the three bedraggled Soldiers until Zack, sensing the danger, decided to try and deflect it. "You're probably wanting an explanation for our five-year absence..." he began.

"No, Zack," Aeris snapped, gripping his shirt. "I want you to get your ass upstairs. We are going to screw like crazed weasels, and then maybe I'll be ready to hear. Understand?"

"...Yes'm," Zack said quickly, and disappeared up the stairs with an apologetic grin at Sephiroth and Cloud.






Title: You Either Got It Or You Don't
Pairing/Characters: Reno, Rude, Rufus/OC
Team: Avalanche
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100

"This party sucks," Reno complained dramatically, stomping back to where Rude was guarding the buffet table. "I swear all these chicks are avatars of Shiva, yo."

Rather than reply in words, Rude jerked his chin in the direction of the vice president, currently sidling close to a platinum-haired beauty in a blue silk dress. Over the ambient noise, the Turks could hear the young man say, "Hello, I'm Rufus Shinra." The woman turned to him with a brilliant, toothsome smile, so fast Reno half expected her to rip Rufus's suit off right there on the floor.

"Not fair," Reno sulked.





Title: Mechanically Inclined
Pairing/Characters: Cid/Vincent
Team: Avalanche
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100

Though he was no slouch when it came to guns, Vincent's mechanical skill couldn't hold a candle to Cid's. Thus the pilot's "Hey, come help me on the airship" usually boiled down to handing Cid his tools.

"Want a wrench?" Vincent asked, watching Cid struggle with a particularly stubborn piece of equipment.

"Nah, almost got it." Cid strained against the lever with a grunt, making his muscles tighten and quiver.

Vincent swallowed. "...Wanna screw?"

Cid paused, looked over at Vincent- perfectly innocent, holding a screw in his outstretched palm- and failed to growl amorously because he was laughing too hard.





Title: ...*And* I'm Happy To See You
Pairing/Characters: Zack/Cloud
Team: Avalanche
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100

Cloud shifted his bag of groceries and knocked again, starting to get worried. Zack had sounded awfully desperate when he called Cloud asking him to bring dinner, and promising to explain later why he couldn't go himself, but now he wasn't answering his door. Zack hadn't gone somewhere, had he? Or- taken somewhere-?

Zack opened the door on Cloud's fourth knock, opened his mouth to explain, then shut it again as Cloud's gaze dropped to where his legs used to be.

"Zack," Cloud said, sounding way too much like their longsuffering General. "Is that a tentacle materia in your pocket?"