|guiltyred (guiltyred) wrote in ffvii_100,|
@ 2009-09-20 18:07:00
|Entry tags:||author: guiltyred, prompt: pick-up lines|
Title: Mama’s Boys
Challenge: Pick-up Lines
Characters: Cloud & SHM
Word count: 100
Cloud scowled as the two leather-clad bikers closed in on him. His mind whirled.
Were these guys at that bar the other night?
The larger of the two veered his bike right up next to Cloud’s, almost close enough to touch.
Whoa, not bad! Big, very big – that’s definitely not padding, either!
In a rough and angry voice, the strange biker growled, “Where’s Mother?”
Cloud blinked. “What the –?”
The other stranger crowded his bike on the opposite side. “We know you hid her, brother.”
Oooh, get OUTTA here, Strife! With lines like that, these guys are WAY too kinky!