guiltyred (guiltyred) wrote in ffvii_100,
@ 2009-09-20 18:07:00

Entry tags:

author: guiltyred, prompt: pick-up lines

Mama's Boys

Title: Mama’s Boys
Challenge: Pick-up Lines
Characters: Cloud & SHM
Team: SOLDIER
Word count: 100

Cloud scowled as the two leather-clad bikers closed in on him. His mind whirled.

Were these guys at that bar the other night?

The larger of the two veered his bike right up next to Cloud’s, almost close enough to touch.

Whoa, not bad! Big, very big – that’s definitely not padding, either!

In a rough and angry voice, the strange biker growled, “Where’s Mother?”

Cloud blinked. “What the –?”

The other stranger crowded his bike on the opposite side. “We know you hid her, brother.”

Oooh, get OUTTA here, Strife! With lines like that, these guys are WAY too kinky!

	ardwynna 2009-09-21 01:57 am UTC (link)
	LAWL! Damn, Cloud, does Zack know what you're thinking when you ride away from his 'grave'? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	guiltyred 2009-09-21 08:11 pm UTC (link)
	He should - who do you think first took Cloud to that bar? :3 (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ardwynna 2009-09-21 10:30 pm UTC (link)
	That's what ACC left out? "You're the proof that I lived... so make sure you go back to the bar once in a while to hook up and give me a show, 'kay? I might get bored in the Lifestream." (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sildil 2009-09-21 08:56 am UTC (link)
	LOL!!! (Reply to this) (Thread)

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