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... / Gimp Mask? / Sixty Ninth Floor
Title: ...
Characters: Reno, Tifa, Rude
Team: Turks
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100.
Author's Notes: ^_^

The redhead was blathering on for almost three quarters of an hour - nonstop. His partner just sat, sipping his drink with an occasional shift in his seat.

Reno's babbling became a background noise, an unwanted one albeit, but still something in the background. Sadly for Rude, it wasn't the same.

"Then, you ask 'em if they's an angel and if it hurt when they fell from Heaven."

"..."

"You's never gonna get chicks with that pick up line!"

"..."

"Don't give me that!"

"Reno, shut up." Rude said.

Tifa wandered over with another drink in her hand. "Best words I've heard all night."


Title: Gimp Mask?
Characters: Zack, Sephiroth
Team: Turks
Rating: PG at least
Word Count: 100.
Author's Notes: got the line from 229 Things Sephiroth Never Thought He'd Say On The Phone

"No, I don't want a gimp mask, even if they're having a two for one sale."

He hoped for all things Holy that this was a joke. He never understood why he would be the one to get random phone calls with the oddest topics; in all of ShinRa tower he couldn't be the only one, right?

Why did Zack call and ask him or tell him the weird things that was happening to him? It did however make him thankful that he wasn't actually there, sometimes.

"Zack, that wasn't a pick up line was it?" Sephiroth asked, ready to disconnect.


Title: Sixty Ninth Floor
Characters: Sephiroth, Zack and Reno (sorta)
Team: Turks
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100.
Author's Notes: um, yes.

"So, Reno is dangling out a sixty ninth floor window. Yes, yes, I caught the significance of the floor number."

The General twirled his pen, closed his eyes. He even bit his lip to stop from laughing.

"Get Reno back in the building. I don't care how long... Or how long you two plotted..."

Sephiroth didn't know why he bothered answering his phone anymore - wait, he did. His voice mail would be flooded.

"Zack. Worst. Pick up line. Ever. No, I'm not kidding. The idea of Reno dangling out of the sixty ninth floor does nothing for me. No. Really."