|ardwynna (ardwynna) wrote in ffvii_100,|
@ 2009-02-16 10:46:00
|Entry tags:||author: ardwynna, prompt: secrets|
Word Count: 100
Sephiroth wished he had Genesis' flair. He'd saunter over to those secretaries and set the record straight. “Ladies,” he'd say, “if you must know, boxers offer no support and briefs are far too constricting. It's you girls who think it's neither who are absolutely right.”
He only said it in his head. To do otherwise was to invite speculation. Besides, the girls who thought it was nothing weren't right either. Support, you know. A man couldn't fight with the package bouncing around.
No, for proper support and just the right amount of irritability for battle, nothing really beat the floss.