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Tweak says, "That's my wand you're holding!"

ardwynna (ardwynna) wrote in ffvii_100,
@ 2009-02-16 10:46:00

Entry tags:

author: ardwynna, prompt: secrets

Hanes
Title: Hanes
Characters: Sephiroth
Team: SOLDIER
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100

Sephiroth wished he had Genesis' flair. He'd saunter over to those secretaries and set the record straight. “Ladies,” he'd say, “if you must know, boxers offer no support and briefs are far too constricting. It's you girls who think it's neither who are absolutely right.”

He only said it in his head. To do otherwise was to invite speculation. Besides, the girls who thought it was nothing weren't right either. Support, you know. A man couldn't fight with the package bouncing around.

No, for proper support and just the right amount of irritability for battle, nothing really beat the floss.

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	raisedbymoogles 2009-02-16 12:21 pm UTC (link)
	The unanswerable question has finally been answered! XDD (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ardwynna 2009-02-16 06:23 pm UTC (link)
	And so ~~skankily~~ stylishly too. ;p (Reply to this) (Parent)

	scifiroots 2009-02-16 03:25 pm UTC (link)
	Oh dear god. facepalm, laughing (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ardwynna 2009-02-16 06:24 pm UTC (link)
	Makes a good fangirl-fodder image, though. ;D (Reply to this) (Parent)

	guiltyred 2009-02-16 05:26 pm UTC (link)
	LMAO! XDDD That last line killed me dead. :3 (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ardwynna 2009-02-16 06:25 pm UTC (link)
	Your icon inspires me. Just thought you should know. ^_~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	guiltyred 2009-02-16 06:50 pm UTC (link)
	Angeal inspires many. ~_^ (Reply to this) (Parent)

	white_jenna 2009-02-17 09:01 am UTC (link)
	Just fantastic. :D (Reply to this)