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Tweak says, "it's just life, don't worry"

sildil (sildil) wrote in ffvii_100,
@ 2008-11-11 16:09:00

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Entry tags:	author: sildil, prompt: jenova

'And what time do you call this?'
#73: Jenova
Title: 'And what time do you call this?'
Characters: Jenova, Sephiroth
Team: SOLDIER
Rating: G
Word Count: 100

'It's about time. What's kept you away from me? All your new and fancy friends no doubt…you were such a nice boy but when you took up with them you got ideas…it isn't as if I ask for much, just a letter once in a while…but you go ahead and enjoy yourself, don't mind me…and another thing, when are you going to settle down, find a nice young girl and get married? Grandchildren don't grow on trees you know, and I'm not getting any younger. All this gallivanting about with swords…it can't be good for you…and your hair…it needs cutting…'

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	hecatesbrat 2008-11-11 11:48 am UTC (link)
	bwaaahahahaaaaaa fuckin win! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	sildil 2008-11-11 12:12 pm UTC (link)
	grins Exactly the response I hoped for! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hecatesbrat 2008-11-11 12:13 pm UTC (link)
	that is brilliant! "the real reason why sephiroth went crazy" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sildil 2008-11-11 12:14 pm UTC (link)
	LOL the thought struck my mind too, that her head was removed to shut her up! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hecatesbrat 2008-11-11 12:23 pm UTC (link)
	i wouldn't doubt it, but of course, sephy being who he is and that he has a bit of crazy in him anyway, would just repeat everything she said in the back of his mind. it'd end up like the simpson's episode where lisa and bart are staying with the flanders. "hello joe" "iron lets us play" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sildil 2008-11-11 12:28 pm UTC (link)
	AHAHAHAHA Yes! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hecatesbrat 2008-11-11 12:33 pm UTC (link)
	you know, the more i think about it, i'm sure that a whole crap load of the characters could have something like that going on. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

sildil
2008-11-11 12:45 pm UTC (link)

....actually you have a point. I can imagine this whole load of nagging mothers, ALL wishing their boys would stop messing about and just start behaving responsibly.

And the TEACHERS...

'So, Kadaj (or is it Yazoo? you boys MUST start dressing differently...and since when have black leather romper suits been uniform?) once again you fail to bring me your coursework. What's the excuse this time? No, don't tell me, let me guess. It got wet while you were wading thigh deep in water? Perhaps this explains the ink running?...'

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hecatesbrat
2008-11-11 12:51 pm UTC (link)

wow. i can see why cloud's emo, reno is ...well, reno, and why all the guys are fucked up.

"black leather romper suits" that is utter win. i would have choked on iced tea... but i was lucky this time.

"Loz, we've had this discussion about crying in the classroom for no reason. look! you're doing it again. do i have to write home to your mother about this? why are you crying harder? go. be gone. go home."

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	sildil 2008-11-11 01:51 pm UTC (link)
	AHAHAHAHAHA! WIN! 'Now I am sure you realise why your teacher asked you to see me Rufus. Asking your father's...employees to do your homework is one thing and unacceptable by itself. But 'sending the Turks round' is NOT a threat that we tolerate under any circumstances in this establishment, even if a fellow student 'irritated' you...' (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

hecatesbrat
2008-11-11 02:57 pm UTC (link)

hahaaaaaaaaa so much love!!

"reno, close that lighter and sit still when i'm speaking to you. wait. where did you get the lighter. hand it over right now young man. don't argue with me! now, what is this i hear about you threatening to ...how was it put? oh, yes, blow shit up? where do you come off making threats? and don't you dare even drag that nice ShinRa boy's name into this tale. Does Rude do things like threaten to blow shit up? I doubt that. to your room and no climbing out the window for you mister. i nailed the window shut!"

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sildil
2008-11-11 03:40 pm UTC (link)

'...Does Rude do things like threaten to blow shit up?...'

*howls!* Now why can I imagine Reno mouthing along with that and Rude sitting there looking smug?!

'Now er..son. It's like this. Well, your mother and I...uhh, actually, your mother...we were a bit concerned...well, she was...with your spending a lot of time...quite a lot of time...with that young girl...in the church...alone, and er...while we know you wouldn't do anything...um...yes well, your mother wanted to know...um...i thought it best if we have this little chat. So...have you ever noticed...how bees like...er flowers? I say that because there are a lot of...flowers in that church. And girls are...sort of like flowers...in a way. And boys are...like bees...yes, just like bees! With um...well, you might have noticed...furry bits...and bees sting, oohhh yes, they can sting very badly. And so, be careful. With stings. Well, I'm glad we had this little chat, Zack...'

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hecatesbrat
2008-11-11 03:51 pm UTC (link)

rude would look smug. in that "..." sort of way.

*falls over laughin*

best birds and the bees talk ever!

i can see hojo doing something like "women are like test tubes, you put things in them. if you do it correctly, you might end up with something promising. ...or you could end up with a complete failure." *looks at sephiroth* "you're not a failure are you son?"

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sildil
2008-11-11 04:35 pm UTC (link)

Priceless!

'Sit down Vincent. Your teachers suggested that you might benefit from talking to me. Now anything you say here is strictly in confidence.'

*consults notes*

'Now you said you weren't responsible for the...claw marks and the...demolishing of the science laboratory...that this was...uh...'Chaos, the beast within'. Would you like to...expand on that...interesting view?'

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hecatesbrat
2008-11-11 10:52 pm UTC (link)

oh dear! that's opening up cans of worms that i'm sure we really...don't or do want to play with!

"Cloud, i see that you've gone through a lot and i'm here to help you through things. You've mentioned some interesting things here."

*flips a pad of paper over and checks notes*

"The...Lifestream, is it? Can you tell me more about that? You once recalled a person name 'Tifa' saying you were talking about something called the 'xenogaith'. Do you rememeber that?"

*looks at patient, notes that he's gone sullen and emo*

"Or, we can talk about something else!"

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	sildil 2008-11-12 01:40 am UTC (link)
	Oh beautiful, yes! 'Does my mentioning this...'Lifestream' make you feel uncomfortable Cloud?' Cloud mumbles something and looks away, scowling 'Ahhh...I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch that...you mentioned this...Zack?...' therapist makes note possible multiple personalities? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hecatesbrat 2008-11-12 04:15 pm UTC (link)
	"Cloud, I've noticed that you mention actually a few names: Hojo, Sephiroth, Zack, and Aerith. Are these your friends?" Cloud sighs and looks up at the ceiling "Or, are they just names you've come across?" scribbles on a paper get psych exam stat (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sildil 2008-11-13 01:51 am UTC (link)
	AHAHAHAHA You know, I think Cloud is probably the MOST messed up of all of them, he just hides it well! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hecatesbrat 2008-11-13 08:15 am UTC (link)
	seriously! he must be the most messed up! well when you use sullen silence as a way to hide things, you just become the brooding hero. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	raisedbymoogles 2008-11-11 12:25 pm UTC (link)
	Oh god, ohgodohgodohgod. dies! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	sildil 2008-11-11 12:29 pm UTC (link)
	Yay! Success, my first death by drabble! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	jlsigman 2008-11-11 05:06 pm UTC (link)
	LMAO (Reply to this) (Thread)

	sildil 2008-11-11 05:52 pm UTC (link)
	grins Glad you like! x (Reply to this) (Parent)

aikonamika
2008-11-11 05:48 pm UTC (link)

*cackling like a madwoman* And now I can almost hear her as this old Jewish woman, guilting her song into doing things.

"Twenty-five years! Twenty-five years I have been here alone, and do you care? No! You just go off and have your wars and kill your monsters, and do you ever think about your poor mother, floating here in the mako tube? No! You never call, you never write, and heaven forbid you actually visit!"

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	aikonamika 2008-11-11 05:49 pm UTC (link)
	Er, her son. I can spell, honest. ...you know, I thought I'd caught that typo. I suppose when I re-wrote it, I just wrote the same thing again. o_O (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sildil 2008-11-11 05:53 pm UTC (link)
	AHAHAHAHA Yep that's EXACTLY how I heard her, complete with the heavy, dramatic sigh! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	hecatesbrat 2008-11-11 10:56 pm UTC (link)
	i heard her like the "mum" off of 5th element. corbin dallas's mum. "and you! you're just going to leave me to freeze on the moon's surface? i birthed you, you know." "mum" "don't mum me corbin!" ish a total dork (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sildil 2008-11-12 12:30 pm UTC (link)
	LOL! Oh yes, perfect! 'I made you and I can unmake you just as quick...' (Reply to this) (Parent)

	white_jenna 2008-11-11 10:06 pm UTC (link)
	:D Love it. On my huge prompt list o' doom, I've got Yazoo getting a call from Mommy Dearest.... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	sildil 2008-11-12 01:40 am UTC (link)
	Oh you MUST do that one, PLEASE!!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

white_jenna
2008-11-12 09:51 pm UTC (link)

Believe me, I tried. Really, I did. For the drabble comm, for movie week: "Mother, just because I wear trackies and play sports does NOT MAKE ME A LESBIAN!" (from Bend it Like Beckham). Was a quote I had floating around. Obviously one of the SHM, and it just fit Yazoo best. I wrestled with it, but it wouldn't work. However, misumisu84 was able to do something with it. http://moyashimisu.livejournal.com/34841.html :D The original comment fic had a line about him not wearing her wedding dress anytime soon which unfortunately didn't make it into the final fic. I'll be pimping the prompt out as opportunities arise. :D

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	wanderingscroll 2008-11-12 12:45 am UTC (link)
	And I have onc again sent the cats diving under the bed with my laughter. Choice! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	sildil 2008-11-12 01:41 am UTC (link)
	Excellent, though I apologise to your cats! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	wei_jiangling 2008-11-12 11:54 am UTC (link)
	...that is amazing. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	sildil 2008-11-12 12:30 pm UTC (link)
	Heh, thank you very much! (Reply to this) (Parent)