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Tweak says, "whats that? you suck? o i know"

'Bootscreature (deepbluesquee) wrote in ffvii_100,
@ 2008-08-09 14:49:00

Current mood:	gleeful
Current music:	The 'Catch the Pidgeon' themetune
Entry tags:	author: deepbluesquee, prompt: kill a character

Hopped The Twig / Pull!
Title: Hopped The Twig
Characters: Sephiroth, a very confused lab tech, Zack's sense of humour
Team: Avalanche
Word Count: 100
Author's Notes: ...All your fault, megpie71. ALL. YOUR. FAULT. XD Pretty much carries on from Such Foolish Nonsense.

"This Hojo," Sephiroth said gravely, "is dead."

The lab tech stared in horror at the thing on his table, a sodden lab coat - covered in substances mankind should likely not wot of but Hojo probably did, ironically enough - and the variety of assorted organic bits inside.

"...Um." he quavered. "Yes..?"

"He is no more," the General dutifully continued, looking as though he was reading from an internal script without quite understanding it. "He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker..."

The tech stared in bewilderment as Zack's snickers carried through the closed door.

Title: Pull!
Characters: Sephiroth, Zack, assorted bystanders.
Team: Avalanche
Word Count: 100
Author's Notes: I'm at work on a Saturday and have nothing better to do with my time aside from carry on from the above. ^_^;;

"Pull!" Zack yelled, aiming along his rifle's sights as a crowd of Third-Classers watched behind him. The target flew through the air, Zack sighted and squeezed the trigger - bang!

"Bullseye!" he whooped, turning to the class as the 'pidgeon' crunched to earth behind him. "Now, see, it's all in-"

"Zack," Sephiroth interrupted quietly beside him. "Much as I approve of eliminating all of Hojo's clones, is this method quite appropriate for use as a teaching aid?"

"...Errr..." Zack looked momentarily sheepish, then he saw the predatory smile lingering about Sephiroth's mouth.

"After all, I haven't had my turn yet."

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	megpie71 2008-08-10 08:37 am UTC (link)
	Of course, you realise this means war. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	deepbluesquee 2008-08-10 02:45 pm UTC (link)
	...Ohhhhh dear. XD Off-topic, that icon is so cute! What/where/who's it from? :D (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	megpie71 2008-08-10 11:39 pm UTC (link)
	I found the link to it on the Crisis Hardcore community on LJ - I think the person who posted it was Schala-Kitty. It's from the storyboards for Crisis Core, and yes, it's Zack being Zack. Someone made a whole bunch of them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deepbluesquee 2008-08-11 08:54 am UTC (link)
	Eee! I'll have a nose through there when I get hme - the work computer lets me see IJ but not LJ. I'd say it had good taste, but it's a little inconvenient at times. X) Thanks! (Reply to this) (Parent)